Pub Street, Linga Bar and Zanzybar in Siem Reap

[friedfrunk]

(Steff @ Jan. 17 2011,05:01) Thanks for not posting the picture of your cock. We are all grateful.

Just for that, I'm posting pics of my cock.

[friedfrunk]

Dear hero or heroine or other forms of plant,

I've posted two nekkid pics because two wrongs make a right. I know they look like ladyboy Lisa from Siem Reap. But the pics have actually been photoshopped to look like her. They aren't real. So leave me alone.

For your consideration please.

FF

[farangbah]

(friedfrunk @ Jan. 17 2011,20:17) the pics have actually been photoshopped

That's it! We've found the wormhole . . .

The proverbial Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card... !

[friedfrunk]

Ok so let me try writing some fiction. Assisted by some fictitious pics. Here goes.

Planned to hit a club tonight just for a change of pace. Got dressed, splashed some cologne on, blew myself a kiss in the mirror and strutted out. As soon as I stepped outside, a femboy with a sexy big butt stopped me. These blasted freelancers lay in wait just outside my guest house. That was one of my shortest nights out. Evar. Back we went up to my room.

Meet Lin. Suckable hormone tits. Full booty. Latina style robust figure. A welcome change to Siem Reap's normally slender gender benders. And she happens to have a considerable cock. She splooged her man milk on her chest and I blasted my jizz bomb soon after, while she giggled uncontrollably. To add to the jovial mood, I tried to force some laughter myself. But it probably came across as fake. Whatevar.

[friedfrunk]

More fictitious pics.

[Steff]

Jesus Christ! For a fictional character you sure do get around, albeit not far from your door. Damn waste of cologne though...

[friedfrunk]

Moar fiktion storiez.

Bumped into Mai Mai, cutie with sizeable cock that can spurt while getting slamfuked. No hands. But she had just come back from a customer and had no power for a sequel. And so she thrust her ladyboy buddy into my face. Her friend apparently had no customers yet. I wasn't surprised. She was chunky, not particularly attractive, and kept on spitting. She looked pregnant from certain angles. I'm not normally a plumper pumper, but I can be very charitable about spreading my love. Back to the room we went.

Once again her name is Lisa. She's the third Lisa I've shacked up with in Siem Reap. It wasn't easy to blow my load, but my powerful determination won out in the end. Fiktion storiez are nice.

[friedfrunk]

The freelancers hang about on the streets, from my guest house up to the 24 hour convenience store. There's a bar above the store called X Bar. Quite good views from this rooftop bar. No ladyboys here but you do have overly attentive females. The nice thing about this place is that it's open until sunrise, and it affords you partial views of the ladyboys standing at the street corner. If you see anybody you like, just go down and meet her. Better than lurking like a perv on the sidewalk. Waiting for ladyboys who may not be around because they sometimes roam on the prowl.

First pic shows bar's interior with limbo guy testing his flexibility. Second pic shows friendly and touchy female. Third has ladyboys looking for prey at the street below.

[farangbah]

Phew! Hadn't heard from you in a while... was just starting to worry . . .

[bickers]

Great report!

Obviously the local power company had its staff trained on wiring in Thailand, judging by that street shot from the bar.

[friedfrunk]

@farangbah
Left Siem Reap for Phnom Penh last week. Yep, forgot to update here. But I'm still doing well mate. Had a good fortnight in SR. Can't say the same about PP. It sucks ass, especially for ladyboy mongering. Tuk-tuk drivers still invade my personal space, getting in my pretty face. Their incessant badgering has gotten supra-supremely old after weeks in Cambodia. Ugh. English fluency blows in PP compared to SR. PP is dirtier, dangerouser and expensiver. Streets get hella dodgy at night. No lights, with shady folks lurking in shady corners with shady intents. And don't forget the series of unprovoked brick attacks. Where friendly Khmers aim a brick at a foreigner's head from a passing SUV. Oh joy.

Only been here a couple of days, so my critique is probably premature. In three days, did only one ladyboy and two GGs. I was totally shocked by my straightness. But the sole ladyboy was an exotic Africambodian. Ghana dad, Khmer mom. The kid's gotta dong XXL. One of the largest I've seen. Anyway that's a small update about what I've been up to.

@bickers
Hah, I see whatcha mean about those wires. But from the street level, SR is actually very clean and organized and laid-back. Unlike Bangkok or Pattaya or Phnom Penh. BTW traffic in PP is chaotic and deadly. Makes Pattaya's roads seem safe.

[farangbah]

(friedfrunk @ Jan. 23 2011,13:59) The kid's gotta dong XXL. One of the largest I've seen.

I'm sorry, I don't believe you. Prove it!

[friedfrunk]

nice try wiseguy!

[tomscam]

(friedfrunk @ Jan. 23 2011,20:59) And don't forget the series of unprovoked brick attacks. Where friendly Khmers aim a brick at a foreigner's head from a passing SUV. Oh joy.

WTF Brick attacks!

Sok Chhorn, the police chief in Chey Chumneah commune, said police were still investigating Falby€™s case.

€œThis has never happened before,€ he said, and added: €œWe care very much about tourists€™ security.€

He said bricks had reportedly also been thrown into houses in the area, and advised victims to report all such incidents to authorities.

€œPlease tell tourists who have been injured not to worry about this case €“ the police are working on it,€ he said.

I've never heard of this before. Sounds very scary. My plan was to find some LB's to fuck in PP this coming weekend, not go to hospital.

[friedfrunk]

Not to worry tomscam. PP isn't the safest city but you'll be fine. I'll take good care of ya mate. Plus, I doubt the brick boyz will cruise where we cruise. 555