Anal Cleansing

[Guest]

To elaborate a little more on my little tool described above, while in Thailand, I always use bottled water for cleansing as I don't trust the tap water. Also, The long nozzel feels a little like Neung's big nozzel -HA! HA!

[Guest]

i belive i have seen fleet enema kits in the drugstores in BKK. i had used those years ago when perparing to be scoped by a doctor for a postate check.it has a compleat kit wiothout extra meds or additives that aproduct like summers eve will have

[Guest]

What I have found that works well is the eye or nose cleaner for children. It looks like a tear and is made of rubber so there are no coarse edges.

[rob69in]

As a fully fledged member of the Bishop Fondlers & Back Scuttlers Club for the past 10years at least, I have found the implement below to be very useful in keeping the old dirt box nice & clean for whatever object may get rammed in there during any intermate liasons with the odd LB / TS.

I use warm soapy water, pump a full bulbs worth up the old back passage, enema styley, then blast it out down the toilet after a minute or so. Repeat steps 1-3 untill back passage reveals no more filth.

At this point, once showered up, you can squat on your beloveds face without fear of exicution over laying a log on her top lip, during a good rimming session. If she's revved & ready to romp, you can skip the rimming & take a drilling!    

This works real nice for me troops.  

[rob69in]

The Duche, as recomended in the Bishop Fondlers & Back Scuttlers Club bible, cleanliness is next to godlyness.

[Torurot]

and remember that the sharp pointy bit doubles as an excellent bellows kit for cleaning the dust off your camera/video kit.

[Guest]

Some mis-information going on here...

The vast majority of girls put the bathroom hose up their bum to clean themselves, maybe 99.9% is my guess. Either they did it before coming to the bar, or they do it just before they go with you. Haven't you ever noticed how they virtually always go to the washroom before leaving the bar? Bacteria or not, that's how it's done, period.

Many girls too will wait until they get to your house and do it there. If you don't have a hose, they are the world's experts at dismantling the shower head, as they've done in my house a 100 times, as they never put it back together tightly.

While I understand the comment that tap water bacteria can give you an infection, in 4 years here, I have never heard of that, and I use tape water myself. However, if you are going to use that hose, clean the damn thing as best you can with tissue and water and something more serious if you have it!

There was a post a long time ago that said some girls use a laxative that induces, rapidly, a crappo. I have never heard of or observed a girl doing that, not a once. Zero. So I don't think that's a practice in Thailand, and if so, very rare to my knowledge.

Most girls take this seriously, as a condom full of crap is a girl's worst embarassment. That's why they try to grab the condom as you pull out, putting in their hand so that can hide the crap if there is any before you see it!

Doing this to yourself takes some trial and error, as putting water up your bum can mean it stays up there and is only released during sex...not a nice thing. To do it properly you need a good 10 minutes or so to make sure you are clean and all the water is out of you. I do not really like this part of LB sex to be quite truthful.

Well, a dirty topic but it's got to be said!

[Guest]

(rob69in @ Apr. 12 2007,06:29) The Duche, as recomended in the Bishop Fondlers & Back Scuttlers Club bible, cleanliness is next to godlyness.

What I use is similar except it is blue and has a rubber tip instead of a plastic tip (easier insertion.)

[rob69in]

(waldo @ Apr. 12 2007,23:47)

(rob69in @ Apr. 12 2007,06:29) The Duche, as recomended in the Bishop Fondlers & Back Scuttlers Club bible, cleanliness is next to godlyness.  

What I use is similar except it is blue and has a rubber tip instead of a plastic tip (easier insertion.)

Having been violated by some rabid drilling machines in my time, the solid plastic bit, that gets inserted, isn't too uncomfortable, but there are times when something a little softer would be appreciated.

[Guest]

Interesting discussion...Thank you stoogie first time i didn't hear your cynicism(sp).... If you have good muscle controll you don't need any externals ask the India indians but talk about bacteria and I think the ganges registers rather High...
I learned it in the bath tub not the ganges but it takes time to learn control... i recommend lemon juice or salt in the (good) water regular water even very clean leaves an after effect i find uppleasant bearable but unpleasant compared to the 2 I mention The reason for the female system is the inserter sprays a nice mist instead of fire hose type injection but of course the colonic is rather like the hose not for all commers....using a regular enema system easy to travel with allows you to chose the water and as important the temperature....ditto take some time to evacuate and learn the yogic muscle twist to push it along to be sure llll ... Cheers

[ShockToe]

I agree that most gals here use the "bum squirter" in the toilet/bathroom by inserting into their anus. Given the variables in pressure and water temperature they are brave.

A better solution, warm up filtered water to approx. body temp. (in the microwave), add a small bit of soap, blast away...

[newwriter]

Have a planned meeting with an LB here in BJ this week and was actually thinking of this very topic - serendipity?

Am I naive to think that if I sterilise the shower hose in my apartment and then give it a quick wash in soapy water I should be fine?

I've used this technique before and actually find the feeling to quite pleasant. Was I at risk of some disease creeping down the unwashed section of the hose and up my arse?

[donnnnnny]

(crypton2 @ Sep. 28 2006,12:41) When I started this topic I thought there might be some technique that did not require "specialist equipment" as mentioned by Stoogie........such as somehow using that hose attached to the toilet......

I once had a LB who disappeared into the bathroom saying she was "going to make (ass) very clean for you".....and after about 20 mins she came out.....but I dont know what she did....and Im sure she had no other equipment with her.....

crypton they just fire the toilet hose up there. if the pressure is high enough it will do the job very easy.
i did this by accident one day(not to clean for a cock) i was using the hose after a shit and fired the thing to clean my self and low and behold i have my self an enima, felt good but a little strange to start with
as for infection from the hose, well yeah i guess so. what is safe these days ?
cheers donnnnnny

[katoeylover]

(donnnnnny @ Apr. 14 2007,23:54) i did this by accident one day(not to clean for a cock) i was using the hose after a shit and fired the thing to clean my self and low and behold i have my self an enima, felt good but a little strange to start with

Can just imagine it Donnnnny, water all over the place and you sat there with a big grin on your face!!

[rob69in]

(donnnnnny @ Apr. 15 2007,07:54)

(crypton2 @ Sep. 28 2006,12:41) When I started this topic I thought there might be some technique that did not require "specialist equipment" as mentioned by Stoogie........such as somehow using that hose attached to the toilet......

I once had a LB who disappeared into the bathroom saying she was "going to make (ass) very clean for you".....and after about 20 mins she came out.....but I dont know what she did....and Im sure she had no other equipment with her.....

crypton  they  just fire the  toilet hose up there. if the pressure is  high enough it will do the  job very easy.
i did this by accident one  day(not to clean  for a cock) i was using the hose after a shit and fired the  thing  to clean my self and low and behold i have my self an enima, felt  good but a little strange to start with
as for infection from the hose, well yeah i guess so.   what is  safe these days ?
cheers donnnnnny

Your still trying to tell us that you don't receive, heres the give away,....."It felt good",...... & you have been with some of the nicest LB's with some of the nicest bishops in town who love to drill,..... Mint & Pla.

The Flash maybe back,... but is he a true member of the Bishop Fondlers & Back Scuttlers Club, or just a member of the "Reach Round Club".