Forum Stuff that Grips yer Shit

[Rocket J. Squirrel]

(jimslim @ Jul. 10 2010,21:36) I'm not sure where I read this but I know its true .

 

[manarak]

(jimslim @ Jul. 10 2010,21:36) People using countdown clocks should beware, there are faulty ones out there that when they reach zero they actually cause a small explosion in your computer .

There have been reported instances of peoples screen's blowing out just as the clock stikes zero , by this stage you know nothing about it as you are already on the plane and then return from holiday to a wrecked computer .

I'm not sure where I read this but I know its true .

I'm always amazed at your creativity for these stories, slimman

[Bumpa STIKKA]

I heard about one countdown clock that when you come back from your holiday you find your computer in your bath full of ice with it's hard drive missing.

[Ivor Biggun]

(deepthroat @ Jul. 10 2010,14:51) I actually like the countdown clocks... but I stopped using one because I was afraid Ivor might punch me in the throat if I continued using one...

Punches?? Kneecaps are far easier to put someone down- you need one hand for groping and one hand for drinking- why damage them?  

[Ivor Biggun]

I see the countdown clock has returned with a very amusing message- what a child

[f0xxee]

I share your issue with countdown clocks as one who used to be chronic calendar watcher: Counting down how long until I returned home from offshore. Then I realised that each to their own: let them wish their life away rather than living each day if it makes them happy.

No the ones I still hate most are the morons who ask the following:

1. "insert ladyboys name here" is hot. She works at Cascade and has brown hair, dark eyes and asian looks. Anyone got a number? Sorry no photo....

2. Who is the best fuck in Thailand?

3.Who is most likely to rim me while twisting my nipple clamps and coating my balls in marmalade?

Lastly: People who choose to apologise on my behalf for something I might have said. If I said it I meant it. I dont need some weird-beard SNAG apologising for me.

[Guest]

(Tomcat @ Jul. 10 2010,23:28)
Its those cheap copies Jim. The last Coundown clock i aquired was from a very respectable Swiss Website and has lasted for years. You cant beat a quality product. Those exploding fuckers are probably Taiwanese.

I agree with TT Chang.. ban Clocks , ban Signatures and ban good news

I agree,I got my coundown clock from that dodgy watchmaker at the top of soi buhkaow,feckin' thing was running so slow,I turned up 3 days late at the airport!
never again....

[Foggy]

(f0xxee @ Jul. 11 2010,17:38) 3.Who is most likely to rim me while twisting my nipple clamps and coating my balls in marmalade?

Thats an easy one to answer, Jim will

[Road Runner]

Got my countdown clock for 200 Baht from a stall on Sukhumwit.

You can't tell the difference from a real Louis Vuitton.

RR.

[Ivor Biggun]

I see there's 2 children on with the countdown clocks now- thank god for the ignore button. Some of these big girls blouses are real    I bet they think the 'girls' love them as well  

Unfortunately putting someone on iggy doesn't blank out their sig so I'll just have to resort to removing sigs completely. Shame a couple of childish twats always ruin things- they could vent in here instead of spoiling the C&D thread if they had any stones  

Ban the Countdown Clocks

[Ivor Biggun]

(f0xxee @ Jul. 11 2010,17:38) I share your issue with countdown clocks as one who used to be chronic calendar watcher: Counting down how long until I returned home from offshore. Then I realised that each to their own: let them wish their life away rather than living each day if it makes them happy.

No the ones I still hate most are the morons who ask the following:

1. "insert ladyboys name here" is hot. She works at Cascade and has brown hair, dark eyes and asian looks. Anyone got a number?  Sorry no photo....

2. Who is the best fuck in Thailand?

3.Who is most likely to rim me while twisting my nipple clamps and coating my balls in marmalade?

Lastly: People who choose to apologise on my behalf for something I might have said. If I said it I meant it. I dont need some weird-beard SNAG apologising for me.

You forgot 'who has the biggest cock' and 'I will shortly be visiting Pattaya- where is C&D'

I agree with being second guessed- I was accused of being a Brit the other day

[Steff]

I apologize on F0xxee's behalf to all you "weird beard SNAGs". He truly did not mean it...

[daveduke007]

Anyone seen Franck?

[donnykey]

What about the "old chestnut" in reply to a post ,accompanied by a pic something like . "Does anyone know this girl, where she work etc."

And you get the totally inane, useless reply.......

"No but I wish I did."



Cheers DK

[pacman]

(Steff @ Jul. 13 2010,14:13) I apologize on F0xxee's behalf to all you "weird beard SNAGs". He truly did not mean it...

Thanks for taking the pressure off Steff. I think what Foxxee was trying to say is that he feels our pain & is reaching out to everyone in a truly caring, sharing way.

Either that or we can all go eat shit & die.

It's always been a tough one trying to finesse the finer points of his posts...