Worst opening sentence for a book

[Ivor Biggun]

Sitting in the bar I'd just bought in Thailand.......................

[Jake_Sully]

As I sit there, playing a guitar on the beach, I reminisced..

[Ivor Biggun]

What do you mean, you're not really a woman..........................

[abba]

"I had just bought a diamond from a Nigerian General (masquerading as a civillian) who I met while I was sunbathing on Pattaya Beach, a stone's throw from the soi 13 Seven-Eleven shop.
It was time to plan my upward mobility from the 195 baht rooms of Soi Chaiyaphun."

[f0xxee]

(abba @ Jun. 16 2010,00:40) "I had just bought a diamond from a Nigerian General (masquerading as a civillian) who I met while I was sunbathing on Pattaya Beach, a stone's throw from the soi 13 Seven-Eleven shop.
It was time to plan my upward mobility from the 195 baht rooms of Soi Chaiyaphun."

Shows great promise.... A real diamond from a Nigerian.

The triumph of hope over experience.

[f0xxee]

(Jake_Sully @ Jun. 15 2010,22:49) As I sit there, playing a guitar on the beach, I reminisced..

Painfully good

[guydesavoy]

He introduced himself as 'abba, no relation'...

[thaibound]

(Snick @ Jun. 15 2010,03:29) You get paid for that ?  

"i wish" whinnied the fart to the donkey -- winked; and a ladyboy?

[JaiDee]

(Ivor Biggun @ Jun. 15 2010,22:43) Sitting in the bar I'd just bought in Thailand....

I am betting THIS one will turn out bad!!

[Jake_Sully]

It might be the prequel to my sequel sentence. Perfectly terrible starts to two books.