Sitting in the bar I'd just bought in Thailand.......................
Worst opening sentence for a book
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As I sit there, playing a guitar on the beach, I reminisced..
Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care! But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.
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What do you mean, you're not really a woman..........................
I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here
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"I had just bought a diamond from a Nigerian General (masquerading as a civillian) who I met while I was sunbathing on Pattaya Beach, a stone's throw from the soi 13 Seven-Eleven shop.
It was time to plan my upward mobility from the 195 baht rooms of Soi Chaiyaphun.""I don´t know what to do. Losing sleep. Kicked from a chatroom on a board about worshipping young transsexual prostitutes.
I´ve my fair share of disapointments and hardtimes in my life, but this....."Comment
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(abba @ Jun. 16 2010,00:40) "I had just bought a diamond from a Nigerian General (masquerading as a civillian) who I met while I was sunbathing on Pattaya Beach, a stone's throw from the soi 13 Seven-Eleven shop.
It was time to plan my upward mobility from the 195 baht rooms of Soi Chaiyaphun."
Shows great promise.... A real diamond from a Nigerian.
The triumph of hope over experience.
f0xxee

"Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."Comment
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He introduced himself as 'abba, no relation'...Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage
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"i wish" whinnied the fart to the donkey -- winked; and a ladyboy?(Snick @ Jun. 15 2010,03:29)
You get paid for that ?
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It might be the prequel to my sequel sentence. Perfectly terrible starts to two books.

Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care! But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.
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