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  • Ivor Biggun
    VIP Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 2068

    #31
    Sitting in the bar I'd just bought in Thailand.......................
    I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here

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    • Jake_Sully
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      • Apr 2010
      • 1481

      #32
      As I sit there, playing a guitar on the beach, I reminisced..


      Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care!  But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.

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      • Ivor Biggun
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        • Feb 2008
        • 2068

        #33
        What do you mean, you're not really a woman..........................
        I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here

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        • abba
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2008
          • 345

          #34
          "I had just bought a diamond from a Nigerian General (masquerading as a civillian) who I met while I was sunbathing on Pattaya Beach, a stone's throw from the soi 13 Seven-Eleven shop.
          It was time to plan my upward mobility from the 195 baht rooms of Soi Chaiyaphun."
          "I don´t know what to do. Losing sleep. Kicked from a chatroom on a board about worshipping young transsexual prostitutes.
          I´ve my fair share of disapointments and hardtimes in my life, but this....."

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          • f0xxee
            VIP Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 1590

            #35
            (abba @ Jun. 16 2010,00:40) "I had just bought a diamond from a Nigerian General (masquerading as a civillian) who I met while I was sunbathing on Pattaya Beach, a stone's throw from the soi 13 Seven-Eleven shop.
            It was time to plan my upward mobility from the 195 baht rooms of Soi Chaiyaphun."
            Shows great promise.... A real diamond from a Nigerian.

            The triumph of hope over experience.
            f0xxee
             

            "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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            • f0xxee
              VIP Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 1590

              #36
              (Jake_Sully @ Jun. 15 2010,22:49) As I sit there, playing a guitar on the beach, I reminisced..
              Painfully good
              f0xxee
               

              "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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              • guydesavoy
                Veteran Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 3086

                #37
                He introduced himself as 'abba, no relation'...
                Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage

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                • thaibound
                  VIP Member
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1798

                  #38
                  (Snick @ Jun. 15 2010,03:29) You get paid for that ?  
                  "i wish" whinnied the fart to the donkey -- winked; and a ladyboy?
                  https://tgirl.club

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                  • JaiDee
                    VIP Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 2315

                    #39
                    (Ivor Biggun @ Jun. 15 2010,22:43) Sitting in the bar I'd just bought in Thailand....


                    I am betting THIS one will turn out bad!!
                    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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                    • Jake_Sully
                      VIP Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1481

                      #40
                      It might be the prequel to my sequel sentence. Perfectly terrible starts to two books.  


                      Maybe I sound insensitive but its not the case at all. I do care!  But if I had to live my whole life based on how everyone might be sensitive to me.. I would not be living my life as I want it. So you can accept me and my flaws as I am or you can't.

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