Your Most Embarassing Moment?

[sukhumvitpoler]

[manarak]

(guydesavoy @ Jun. 01 2010,20:58)

(manarak @ Jun. 01 2010,06:13) Well, the tape hadn't been completely wiped, and somehow ten seconds or so survived also the recording of the birthday...

How did you explain that one manarak ?

whore, did Seamus think you were packing for him when you got of the bus in Dublin ?  

ah, my wife was cool with it, so we made something up for "the kids".

[guydesavoy]

(manarak @ Jun. 03 2010,14:38)

(guydesavoy @ Jun. 01 2010,20:58)

(manarak @ Jun. 01 2010,06:13) Well, the tape hadn't been completely wiped, and somehow ten seconds or so survived also the recording of the birthday...

How did you explain that one manarak ?

whore, did Seamus think you were packing for him when you got of the bus in Dublin ?  

ah, my wife was cool with it, so we made something up for "the kids".

Close call !

[daveduke007]

I had a    moment a couple of days ago at Manchester Airport while having my bags searched by Customs.

I could feel my face going very red with embarrassment as the officer searched through my Jiffy Bag containing about 30 Durex, Lube sachets and a half used tube of KY.

It would not have bothered me had the Custom's Officer had been a bloke, but when the Officer is a 30 year old "tasty" looking girl    who is smiling at you at the time its different    

[guydesavoy]

Check your jiffy bag, she may have slipped her number in there

[daveduke007]

I have done, but unfortunately she didn't

I've just thought, she checked my DVD case which contained two "Ladyboys of Bangkok" dvd's before checking my Jiffy bag so maybe that gave my game away and as to why she had a smile on her face

[mirimark]

I've told this story before but here goes again.

 My most embarassing moment was when I was only on the Second date with my future wife.  After a night out we laid on the living room floor watching T.V. and things became pretty heated.
 While I was kissing her she started to undo my pants, she stuck her hand in and fished around a bit which did not seem quite right.

 She looked up at me and asked;  What kind of underwear are you wearing ?  Hell, I had forgoten myself I had to take a look to see what I had on.
 I was wearing Yellow Lace & Silk womens panties with pink flowers on them.   Talk about a fucking HEART-ATTACK !

 Needless to say it all worked out for the better too.  I still have the panties.
My wife still says she will never forget the look on my face when I got busted wearing girls panties. I've heard just start busting up laughing years later while I'm getting dressed no matter what I wear.

[laputanegra]

winner

[mirimark]

I just remembered one more Most Embarassing Moment after posting on the topic ; " First Wank."

I was about nine or ten years old. I went to a drive in movie theater with my babysitter and her boyfriend. I had to piss really bad and they gave me a Blatz Beer Bottle to piss in. I dont remember the name of the movie we saw but it was rated "R" showing a womens Tits.

I was pissing in the Beer Bottle and my penis got hard next thing you know;
My pee_pee was STUCK inside of the Beer bottle. I was so FLipp'n Embarassing. My babysitter
Laughed at me for the next 20 years. My old babysitter and I still keep in touch to this very day.

[deepthroat]

(travis bickle @ Jun. 01 2010,13:35) Another time.....I went to the toilets in a nightclub ,very dark,could hardly see a thing
the toilet floor was an inch deep in piss /water,so I went into a cubicle to roll up my trouser legs a little so they wouldn't get wet(the fashion at the time was for your trousers to cover your shoes!)
The problem was ,as it was so dark in there,I didnt notice some neanderthal bastard had shat on the toilet seat....of course I sat down on the seat and it all ended up stuck to the arse of my new super cool white trousers!

To compound my misery,I walked back outside to join my female cousin,who was visiting the UK from Chicago,......she was the first to notice the smell!
How do you explain that it wasn't you who had shit yourself!
that was my second most embarrasing moment(I have plenty)

PS-Ive been too embarrassed to ever see that cousin again-even last time I was in Chicago,I didnt look her up.

I'll have to remember this one Travis for the next time I shit myself (I'm usually good for that once every couple years).

"No, honest... It's not MY shit!"

[deepthroat]

This was one of my favorite threads from the past year. Started with so much promise...

Cmon guys, share!

[Jake_Sully]

Does getting so drunk you pass out and somehow manage lose your pants in your friends home with a few girls and can't find them so she gives you a bed sheet to wrap yourself around like a towel so you won't be arrested for indecent exposure while taking the train back home in it qualify?

Thankfully it was a Saturday so not many people.

[azza33]

God damn this is a funny thread...

Not about me but back in the uni days a guy used to get pissed and enjoy takin off the pants and taking a dump.
One morning he woke up in the dorm room after a big night out and once again he had done the deed.
This time however he decided to crap on the floor in his mates room and to top it off he put a pillow over it and slept on it all night With his mate sleeping on the bed next to him

we nicknamed him shitter

[laputanegra]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[azza33]

agreed.. but how do u reckon he felt the next day