Your Most Embarassing Moment?

[laputanegra]

I rode the motortaxi to pattaya bus station i get off and paid the motorbike bought my ticket and everybody was staring at me as in STARING i wonder why, did i wore my ugliest shoes? mmmm maybe i dont look good in shirt and shorty short? or maybe my bag is not that nice? or maybe my mascara run? so i decided to check out the mirror and there there it was the HELMET still on my head.  

[Rocket J. Squirrel]

That must have been horrible Tan.  Pretty funny actually.
(However, I would give a lot to have that as my most embarrassing moment  )

[laputanegra]

MY Fashion ROADKILL Moment damn the HELMET was Freakin Ugly.

[ciobha]

Too many embarassing moments to recall them all.
One had to be about ten years ago in a bar in Belfast when i went out with all my mates. There were a couple of girls sitting in the corner, and one in particular caught my eye. After sitting talking to her for an hour or so, the deal was done-back to my place it was.
So there was me proud as punch, and winking over to the guys (yes lads , leg over tonight ) However my feeling of inward glee soon turned to total horror, when she stood up I realised she was 8 months pregnant.

The lads sure had a laugh at that.

[whore]

Jesus how did you miss that one

[deepthroat]

At the rehearsals for my sisters wedding back in 1984, one of the bridesmaids was into smoking a little pot, as was I, so after the rehearsals we hopped in my car and had a smoke on the way to the tavern we were all meeting up at for a bit of a party. We had our smoke, then had a few beers, and even though she was butt ugly I somehow got it into my head that maybe I could get laid down the line and thought that she "fancied me". So near the end of the night we're all sitting around a big table with a couple pitchers in the middle, and the ugly cow announces she's going to catch a ride back to her car with her roomate Flossy. I stand up, go to lay a smooch on her, and she loudly hollars "No, NO - it's not LIKE THAT!" and yanks away, making a big scene which everyone within earshot couldn't have missed, of course including my sister, future brother in law, and all the rest of the wedding party that were seated within about 15 feet.

God, it still hurts just remembering it nearly 30 years later. What the hell was I thinking?

[Jake_Sully]

As you probably know the saying by now if you don't live under a rock, "Your lightsaber is your life!"

Well I was with my friend and his gf and her friend who wasn't that good looking at all. After a movie and a pizza dinner, we went to my friends apartment, had a few drinks, played some ps3 and his gf wanted his attention. They were getting it on. The other girl looked at me and I looked into her eyes and took her hand. I took her to a different room as I desired some privacy, and was kissing her and I began to unzip, she promptly declares she doesn't give head. Well she wasn't that good looking either, but I still proceeded to give it a go. I touched her down there and realized she isn't wet yet, began kissing her around her ear and around the neck while touching her boobs. She strokes my lightsaber a bit and she realized after a while the lightsaber ain't igniting. She stops all of a sudden and says she had to go.

I'm a bit drunk, in no situation to rebutt her, not that I would want to anyways. I just passed out then and there on that bed. The following day I heard about it from friends that it wasn't just a bad dream and she had told her friends what had happened.

Needless to say that was not fun. The next time I was with someone (yes a TS), the lightsaber worked just fine and has ever since. The evil spell's broken!  

[manarak]

(ciobha @ Jun. 01 2010,03:46) Too many embarassing moments to recall them all.
One had to be about ten years ago in a bar in Belfast when i went out with all my mates. There were a couple of girls sitting in the corner, and one in particular caught my eye. After sitting talking to her for an hour or so, the deal was done-back to my place it was.
So there was me proud as punch, and winking over to the guys (yes lads , leg over tonight ) However my feeling of inward glee soon turned to total horror, when she stood up I realised she was 8 months pregnant.

The lads sure had a laugh at that.

soo... was that your first anal?




My most embarassing moment happened yesterday.


Some YEARS ago, I made a videotape of my wife and I fucking.
In HD...

I cleaned the tape up afterwards or so I thought.
Then we taped the birthday of my daughter on this tape, which I had forgotten about.

Yesterday my wife decides to show the recorded footage to:
- our two children (age 7 and 5)
- two friends of my son (7 and 4)
- three friends of my daughter (5, 5 and 4)
all of them immediate neighbors.


Well, the tape hadn't been completely wiped, and somehow ten seconds or so survived also the recording of the birthday...

[whore]

I get erections everytime I travel by car or bus and it usually starts towards the end of my journey so I have to exit the vehicle trying to hide a huge hard-on.

Its not that embarassing as I am used to it by now, but one time my efforts to hide it didnt work and a girl waiting at the bus stop spotted it when I was exiting the bus and started laughing.

[deepthroat]

Then there was Theresa, an older girl that I didn't care for much but she gave absolutely amazing head. She was plainly falling for me, and I should have cut it off as she was 10 years older than me and I was just starting a relationship with a cute girly a couple years younger than I, but Theresa gave such incredible blowjobs and was so devoted to me it was hard to turn her down.

One afternoon we were in bed and I was screwing the daylights out of her, she reached the peak of her orgasm, shrieked, and promptly shit the bed. Not a little bit, but a full dumper.

Not so embarrassing for me as it was just disgusting. I wadded the shits (I mean sheets) up and took them directly to the garbage dumpster.

That was the last time I had sex with Theresa.

[pacman]

       You should be flattered DT. That can happen when an orgasm is intense enough & there is a load waiting to dump.

Many years ago a work colleague of mine took his girl out for a quickie during their lunch break. He's a big guy who drove then a little sports car. He tells the story that he was banging her brains out when he caught this smell - she had crapped all over the place.

The most amazing part of the story is how he was able to do it in such a confined space. And I never found out how they cleaned up after.

But back to DT's embarrassment, shouldn't that story count as HER most embarrassing moment?

[Steff]

I too had an experience with an orgasm/shitter. It was horrific to say the least. While I was fucking away she yelled liked a banshee in heat. Like any other guy I was proud as a peacock to bring her to orgasm delight. However I soon learned she was not yelling because of any pussy fireworks but because she had just uncontrollably torpedoed a log from south of her pussy. At first I did not realize what was occurring but soon connected the yelling with a peculiar smell and then felt something roll to my inner thigh. Hmmmm,...I looked down and saw this cylinder below her ass rolling between my thighs. I soon figured out it was what it was and I was frantic trying to plan my escape.

You need to appreciate the physical position I was in. I was on top of her so my weight was on my knees. When I saw the cylinder roll to my left leg, I shifted my weight to the right leg to avoid the collision. However I had to quickly shift again and this continued as the projectile was rolling back and forth to caress my thighs.

I was so horrified and she was so traumatized the whole event was truly awful. In the end I surrendered to the the turd winning the battle. It was not a happy ending. I went to fetch paper towels to gather up the "object" while she remained truly embarrassed. Not an easy night to escape from gracefully for either party.

[Rocket J. Squirrel]

As a teenager found by three of my buddies passed out on alcohol and quaaludes in a hotel room with an open Penthouse magazine and my pants half down.  They had to break into the room because I was too comatose to answer the door.  Bothered me for years!

This still can't compare to how Tan must have felt being seen in an ugly motorbike helmet... (I woulda done her though  )

[guydesavoy]

Why do embarrassing moments usually involve girls ?    

I was attending one of those seminar things that ran one evening a week over a few months, culminating in a weekend 'retreat'    Anyway there was a very nice 'lady' a few years my senior with whom I struck up a rapport. She was sweet and petite and a teacher living in a country town.

At the end of the course she was leaving by train later one afternoon. I was at home and suddenly got the idea in my head that I would go to the station, present her with a bunch of roses and declare my affection. I got in my car, start the engine...bugger ! flat battery (left the headlights on again   ). No problem, I had a standby. Get in the other car start her up OK, but almost no gas, so down for a pit stop at the local station..fill her up...but, and I can't remember how I did it, blew a fuse.. No electrics, car immobilised... By this time I should have realised the universe was trying to tell me something   but No, I called a mate and he met me there and we changed the fuse.. Great ! Back on track...

Finally got to the train station, found her train and rushed up to her on the platform just before she boarded and thrust the bunch of flowers forward...pregnant pause...this was the look on her face :

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I mumbled some kind of apology and wished her a safe trip and 'see you round'    

I tried flowers only one more time after that...same result.  

[Guest]

I was about 18,been out drinking ,and got home very drunk,I can remember very little of what happened ,but my evil bitch of a sister remembers every detail......apparently,my elder sister,her fiance and my mam and dad,all came home from a night out,found me in a drunker stupor lying on the settee,trying to have a wank,I was rambling incoherently about how much I loved to have my cock sucked etc etc.....Instead of leaving me alone ,they woke me up,and marched me upstairs ,whereupon I fell back all the way down the stairs again,this time I was at my most awake state,naked ,with a hard on,wondering what I was doing in the hallway with my family around me......the next morning,completely oblivious I came downstairs to find my mother and sister....my mother was crying,her head in her hands, saying,"ive raised a lunatic for a son".....my sister still calls me a "deviant".....the bitch!