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if you wear a gardening glove and hold a piece of meat between your fingers, and walk around staring into the sky, the neighbours will think you own a kestrel.
Still the meanest car I have ever owned, my 2000 Caddy STS Seville which scared little old ladies and small kids at equal measure.
Blew the head gaskets while driving at speeds which would have probably ended me up in jail, going from Worcester to Boston in 2008; haven't been the same since
walking with my brother once , when a stranger asked him if he had a spare cigarette.
without a flicker of anger , my brother replied "fuck off you scrounging cunt."
I was in love with the girl on the Intro to the "Banana Splits" US Tv show when I was about 4 years old. (just You tube original introduction Banana Splits and you will see the video - they pick up a girl who I was totally in love with). I just found it and think I need to go and get some therapy
And another thing at the age of 42 I still love the orginal cola bottle sweets sold in the UK (not the copy ones that everybody then came out with but the Hambro's or something totally original chewy cola bottles.
And dont me started on the pink shrimps (3 for a penny) or flying sherberts !!!! (sorry its a Brit thing).
Lefty had sex with a GG. Lefty hopes that isn't grounds for banishment from TLBF.
When it comes to GGs, Lefty prefers the 4'11 and 90 lb spinner types who like to sit atop the ol' Lefty stallion and take him for a ride. This girl seemed to tire easily from the ride, and Lefty had to switch positions and do some long stroking.
Lefty also likes getting deep throated rather than just having the head licked like an ice cream cone. Lefty fears that good deep throating is becoming a lost art.
Richard Nixon went to see Deep Throat three times. Why, you ask? He wanted to get it down Pat.
Lefty can remember the song Tumbling Tumbleweeds by The Sons of the Pioneers, because he is so old.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
Here is United States Deputy Marshall Festus Hagan, aka Ken Curtis, with his rendition of Tumbling Tumbleweeds. They don't make 'em like this anymore. I'll bet 90% at least will not even click on the embed to learn that Festus had a surprisingly fine singing voice.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
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