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(Jake_Sully @ Jun. 19 2010,00:31) Is it just me who thought the older banner at the top with the football and the comet tail behind it looked like a sperm?
We had a minor makeover today. Many of the forum images were replaced for more subtle designs...
(JaiDee @ Jun. 16 2010,22:12) Has anyone ever seen Lefty and THIS guy in the same room together, hmmmmm?
I'm just sayin' ........
OMG!!! That dude has arms like toothpicks and is nowhere near as handsome. Probably not as modest either.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
(JaiDee @ Jun. 17 2010,21:15) I like whatever is the easiest to heat up, throw some butter on, and get down my gullet as quickly as possible
As you can see, Alyssa and her friends aren't all that excited about going to the beach with me these days
With an approach to food like that, you're probably really needing to strain to push out a turd. Not properly masticating one's food is a health problem that is epidemic in the USA. The simplest thing one can do to improve their health is completely chew up each bite before taking another one. 20 chews minimum per mouthful is what my mama told me, and then one health book I've got said 40 chews per mouthful. The more ya chew it up, the easier it comes out the other end. This has been scientifically proven.
Why the big hurry? You don't have rush out to punch a time clock somewhere. Enjoy those buttered pop tarts. Savor them. Take a bite, set it down, chew chew chew. You're mean older brother isn't sitting next to you to steal your pop tarts if you consume them too slowly. You are no longer in 6th grade where that overgrown Ben DeLauder used to steal the nice lunch your mom packed for you in your Jetsons lunch box, or your extra coinage for the junk food machine.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
I'm completely bummed. I work for a large family owned distribution business, and I had a big "customer appreciation" barbecue at my best account today (and one of our companies largest customers).
Our company CEO (son of the owner) showed up an hour late at around 12:30 and obviously three sheets to the wind. I'm wondering what time a person starts drinking on a friday morning in order to show up hammered at a customer event at 12:30?
I was embarrassed and it really worries me about the long-term future for my company if the CEO is a drunk (and who else would behave this way)?
Fuck.
Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to
(thaibound @ Jun. 19 2010,05:38) kudos to jaidee for a great eagle at #3 today at pebble.
then he followed it up with a tap-in birdie on #4.
never knew you were such a playa, jaidee
The prize was the glory of being such a fart smeller. Oops, I meant smart feller.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer
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