Sylvester & Henri build a temple retreat!

[rxpharm]

koetjeboe, I see things are progressing on your project! I have a suggestion re: the bath for your mom - no need to put up scaffolding, etc, and have Anthony70 risk life and limb. Easy solution is to dig a hole and put the tank into the ground. The only difficulty will be getting her out after she's done.

[anthony70]

well, i can build anything you want lads.
i have an old rope and wheel in the shed, can maybe use that to lower the old cow in and out the bath.
although, cant you two think of an easier way to clean the old birds skin.?
maybe a karcher jetwasher.?
i still think you should reconsider taking her with you anyway.

[koetjeboe]

i value your opinion fellas, and im trying to talk henri round.
problem is, she has always cooked and prepared all his food and sandwiches.
she even slips a small chocky bar in his sarny box every day, make him feel loved.
on the plus side, if she did come over with us.
she is half decent on the organ.

[jimslim]

Sylvester , I'll speak frankly if I may , my words may appear harsh but believe me they are for a greater good , a vision that we all share .

Giving this matter much thought I now think the church project would only work without your dear old mum .

Now you boys are hardly in the first bloom of youth so I'm guessing that your mum to coin a cricketing phrase has had "A right good innings " maybe it would be more humane all round to do away with her .

Now don't get me wrong I'm not suggesting anything nasty , perhaps an accident like a gentle push in front of a tram or locking her in Anne Franks attic etc .

Think of the positives , two astute lads like yourself are bound to have the old trout well insured thus freeing up more much needed funds for the church , think of the greater goal , more young uns saved from a life of dreadful Issan pop music and cigarettes and initiated in the ways of the church .

Think positive on the loss of your mum also , one of the young uns grannies could assume domestic duties , thus providing much needed employment and with training she'll soon be rustling up those little triangular sandwiches that Henri loves , maybe even baking little fairy cakes .

I'm sure she's had training in the past at bathing lads and tucking them in at night , her bedtime stories might not make much sense though .

Brother Sylvester , ponder on these thoughts and remember the bigger goal , buggery I mean salvation for the young uns .

[abba]

I'm sure she's had training in the past at bathing lads and tucking them in at night

I think I might have heard about a "Sabai Room Nanny Academy", somewhere in Thailand.

[anthony70]

jimslim has got a point there sylvester.
is the old gibbon insured.?
if not, at least you would be able to sell her flat.
theres a few ways to do away with her,
but id be tempted to do a "michael hutchence" on her.
bottle of poppers, scark round the neck, orange in her mouth.
the old bill would just put it down as a sex game gone wrong.
easy peasy.

[Guest]

I met this gentleman in Pattaya who has the very scarf, nice and long so you won't have to listen to her gurgle as she chokes.

Although he is very attached to it I am sure I can talk him into renting it out for a few hours.

[anthony70]

i,ve got one of them scarfs.
a ladyboy gave it me as a badge of merit for good service in the auld beaudoir.
unless sylvester says otherwise, i think it be easier to bump the old bat off when she is in thailand.
bung a few quid to the right people, and it will all be nicely swept under the carpet.
depending of course, how good she actually is on the organ.

[koetjeboe]

well fellas, thing smight be happening quicker than you think.
found out the old bird has got cancer of the gear box.
she is currently bathing in a bath of salt water, take down the swelling of her beef curtains.
might well wait till she,s karked it before we make a move to jontiem.
all could work out nice as she,s giving henri a few organ lessons, he reckons its easy.
only have to hold one note with the left hand.
to be continued........

[koetjeboe]

well fellas,
as you have probably heard, my dutch cousin masterbator has finally set up the retreat me and henri always dreamed of.
he seems to have done a great job, with a couple of succesfull soft openings.
we will both be heading out in january, and hope to do something more on the religious side of things.
once the place is fully staffed, i will sort out their uniforms, and arrange for my organ to be shipped over.
see, i always say, if you have a dream you should see it through.
keep up the good work cousin. mum is proud of you.
cheers
sylvester.