Sylvester & Henri build a temple retreat!

[koetjeboe]

thanks for the positive comments guys.
i thought i might be treading on thin ice here , what with my brother benturpins antics.
but it seems, i am among "my own" on here.
not sure what to make about rosco,s comment about anthony, seems like a nice helpfull chap to me, as well as being georgeous.

rosco, my brother has taken up golf lessons, and hopes one day to have 9 holes with you.
i presume that is a golf term , and not something that requires lube.

as for the activity centre of my temple, i have got a few things in mind, starting with a small funfair.

heard from my teerak today,
all her family have now moved into my main residence.
something about keeping it habitable.?
no problem, i trust her.

[robbo]

WTF

[Stogie]

Actually; this thread is turning out to be a thoroughly entertaining read!

[SamplerDoc]

Yea....I was just thinking that , right after I said to myself why the hell did I even click on this.

You are all crazy man...

Roofs?
Church...
Fix this , fix that...


It only needs fresh paint and fresh 

Cheers

[rxpharm]

Wonderful, hilarious thread for those who remember one of our more "way out" posters, gyp the cat, aka ben turpin, capt. kirk, sheriff coffee, et al.

There are a couple of other threads that complement this one: Do your brothers like lbs?

Meeting up with older guys in January

The concept is fine , but I think Michael Jackson might take exception to the "fun park" out in front of the church!

[anthony70]

hi sylvester.
i still am available for a bit of graft, but if you dont mind me saying, your teerak looks like a boy.?
would it be possible for you to sort me out with 39 and 40 from villa rouge.?

[Master Bator]

(jimslim @ Feb. 19 2009,03:11) I too would be prepared to help with some manual labour to help build this worthy project , but with the midday humidity I may need frequent trips to the young uns dormitory to lay my weary head from time to time  

I 'll throw in some manual labour ( and some oral as well) when the building is completed and I can attend a service....

[koetjeboe]

would be good to have you on board masterman.
anthony, its all about perseption.
see, if i take a boy to my room, put some lipstick on him and use the term she/her it makes me feel less gay.
i spoke with my teerak and she is going to send me some pics of her friends, and she will have a word with 39 and 40. shouldnt be a problem. they all know me.

anyway, back to project.
ive arranged for a man to clear out the on site lake.
i plan to filll it full of carp for all you anglers, but first, i heard rumours the lake contains a catfish, and i dont want the pesky bleeder eating all my stock.
apparently this man is the best, and if theres a catfish to be caught, he,s the man.
once, its all clear, i will arrange delivery of 5 of the small 2 oared boats. so we can have a boating lake at the same time.
see, up here for dancing, down here for thinking.

[Guest]

Are there lot's of snakes on that site koetjeboe And I'm not talking about the ones in the boys underpants I know Rossco has a dog who is excellent at sniffing em out and he is keen to find Dang (that's the dogs name) a good new home.

[koetjeboe]

well there are already a lot of dogs on site, but my teerak and her family are tucking into them slowly.
i asked her to save me a leg.
i dont mind helping out rossco if his dog needs a home, or in fact he needs a home.
i could do with some of his expertese about the red tape bullshit im bound to come across.
have to meet him when my brother is not around, old henri got the hump with rossco, i dont know why.
rossco was a great help in passing money to our teeraks before, then we reimbursed him once in thailand.
you see, im hoping he will understand, we only made shit for him through jealousy.
i mean, he lives the dream life, while im stuck in a law office, and my brother in a pharmacy.
and lets not even mention the fact we both still live at home jeeeeeez, thats why this project is so important to us.
we can finally break those apron strings..........unless ,she comes with us.
hoping to make up with power bob as well.
its been long enough, hopefully he,s forgot about the shit we caused him.
anyway,
back to project.
here is a picture of my teerak,s father surveying the ground in front of the guest block.
he reckons it will make an ideal mini golf/pitch and put.

in the background, you can clearly see some of jontiems more modern buildings, so you can see, we are in an excellent location.
i have purchased some transport to take you guests into sunnee plaza.
just waiting for the pic now.

[jimslim]

The biggest problem you will have Sylvester is what to tell your mother about wanting to leave .

As I recall last time Henri tried this he got the voices in his head again and that creepy violin music filled the room , perhaps you will have to bring her with you to oversee things and to make sure you boys behave , remember Thailand has many temptations for chaps like yourselves , mother might be needed to keep your plans in perspective

[koetjeboe]

well you have got me thinking jim.
starting to wonder if me and my bro could live without the old bird.
i mean, she moans a lot and stinks of piss, but she does make our sandwiches and runs a bath for us. i usually jump in after henri, save on the bills.
up to now, we been planning this project without giving her a thought, so got some pondering to do.
anyway,
here is a pic of the transport i am buying.
i plan to convert it into a courtesy bus, take you sexy falang into sunnee plaza.
i already got a public vehicle licence as i used to drive a bus for the local primary school.
best job i ever had.

[ciobha]

Koetjeboe, may I suggest you start on a smaller scale. The initial expense of starting a venture like this are quite alarming. So perhaps you should reconsider the use of such a posh vehicle. After all, in Thailand you can get 45 people on a motorcycle, so this may be a more appropriate mode of transport.

[jimslim]

Sylvester you may also want to consider the practicalities of your daily workwear in this intensive labour .

As we know yourself and Henri like a slim fitting tank top to complement your tartan slacks and sandals , but a word of warning my friend these same fashion essentials can cause terrible chaffing in the intense sun and may cause prolonged breaks in the young un's quarters  

[koetjeboe]

good advice gents, that will be taken on board.
i have been planning this venture since last year when i did a tour of the uk with henri and mum.
regarding clothing, i bought some linen in hereford last year, just need a tailor to knock me up some robes.
does anyone know a tailor in jontiem or pattaya.?
regarding the midday heat, obviously we would have a siesta in between work.
there are already some workers accomodation on site, as well as a chill out area.
i also plan to buy some woolly balaclava,s.