Sylvester & Henri build a temple retreat!

[Guest]

Hi anthony70, yes the beach in Jomtien is a very busy place, sometimes at least 6 people manage to crowd my spot there.  Many people slag it off, buts its a nice location to watch the sun set , and the Sunee boys parade in their red speedos..added bonus if you are into that thing

[koetjeboe]

you know fellas, some times i think you lot are talking in riddles.
this franck is sounding even more the man for the job now.
a magician is just what we need to entertain the  staff.
i always wanted to be one myself, go round the kids parties on a saturday. but i just wasnt nimble fingered enough.
although , i can make a decent rabbit out of a balloon.
this franck must be a good magician, cause bar 131 disapeared.!

bumblebee, it suits me fine if you want to get to know my staff more.
mention my name and you should get the price down.
i never give them more than 300 for a short time.
so dont let them take the piss.

unfortunately, the closest beach to my retreat is not quite as large as bumblebees picture.
its situated at the far end of jontiem beach, 5 minutes walk from my church.
i think its more than addequate for a few of us.
we can take our boyz down there,
nice and private, away from the herds of russian couples and people selling wooden frogs.

check out henri catching some rays.

[Stogie]

I'm very happy to see this project coming together so smoothly and quickly.

Congrats to you and your organization for making the dream come true.

About Franck...

To be honest I'd get him working more in the advertising and publicity department. My instincts tell me that having him around someone else's money is not going to work out the way you hope. Just a gut feeling, that's all...

[koetjeboe]

fair enough fellas, i think ill give this franck a swerve.
seems like nobody wants to say to much, but you got to get up early to catch old koetjeboe out.
i can smell a rat at 100 metres.

having a few minor problems.
henri wants to take mum with us.
im trying to talk him out of it, at least till we are up and running.
i mean for instance, in holland we have a bath with handrails for her, to ease the getting in and out.
how is she going to cope with a plastic bowl and a barrel of water.?
he seems to think anthony could build a bamboo scaffold platform , she can climb into and stand in the barrel itself.
now, that might have worked 10 years ago, but she aint getting any slimmer.
i got visions of when augustus gloop got stuck up the pipe.!

can anyone else help me talk him out if it.?
cheers.

[anthony70]

hi gents,
shouldnt be a problem to build you a scaffold, although i think you might want to buy a second hand bath, and ill build around it.
also, im having no part in washing your old dear.
not my thing im afraid.

i think the only way to deal with henri is by giving him a slap. living the sheltered life that he does, and not having a father figure to teach him some manners.
he,s obviously never had a good right hander.
hence, the reason he gets all cocky on the internet.
we,ve all seen it, people who hide behind a computer keyboard, hurl out insults at everyone, and then threaten legal action when some of their comments come around and kick them up the arse.

if i was you, id think about building your temple without benturpin/gyp the cat.
"he,s a fackin lie a bility." (in cockney)

[jimslim]

Hello brother Sylvester , last night being Sunday I had what some might say a religious calling whilst watching songs of praise on BBC 1 .

To cut a long story short I have a strong urge to partake in missionary work with the young uns at your church , if the missionary position is unavailable I would be prepared to try any other position , in fact I am rather flexible concerning positions .

Once again congratulations on saving these young chaps on the evils of cigarettes and Issan pop music  

On the subject of your robes I enclose a pic of the Rev Lovejoy for your perusal , I imagine you would look rather fetching in a similar outfit with smart yet sensible sandals .

Keep the faith brother  

[koetjeboe]

good work jimslim.
sounds like you are going to be on board.
we can share out the responsibiltys and positions of the church once all is calm.
further to your picture , i have done my own research and fell this design is more apropriate.
although, not in black.
too bleedin hot......phew.

any more news from my recruitment team........... i mean bumblebee.?

[daveduke007]

FFS   , I've read this thread once and it will be only once , this guys "off his fuckin tits"  

[Guest]

(koetjeboe @ Feb. 24 2009,02:14) any more news from my recruitment team........... i mean bumblebee.?

Yes indeed koetjeboe, I have been prowling the streets of Sunee trying to find fresh meat for the cause. Bumped into this interested chappie, his eyes lit up when I put it to him to join your team.

But he is a little nervous, I think he will need your guiding hand when you get here to put his mind at rest. Maybe an intense drilling, ie interview on the temple table will knock some sense into the apprehensive fellow

[seanbeag7]

BB i am getting worried about u, drilling that guy is just a little too for me

[rossco]

I am getting worried that this is becoming a Sunee Sanctuary.

Are you determined to only have 'femboys' - surely a few LB's would help the cause and expand the size of your bottom market.

There are many assholes to be saved and focusing on a single market segment is not a good idea.

Expand your niche as, if it is too narrow, there will be no satisfaction for members.

Have you tried to obtain funds yet from other BM's? What about a Lad Lottery?

I will take a day out to see how progress is going. I think most of the workers are just sitting on their ass - or something more comfortable. Working in Thailand can be a real bugger.....

[koetjeboe]

excellent advice rossco.
ive been giving it some thought and you are right.
only problem is, most the lb,s know im as tight as a camels arse, and not getting any younger,
so figured it is best to catch em while they are still tiddlers.
then , train em up koetjeboe stylie.
ill get onto my my recruitment manager bumblebee again, see what he can come up with.
i do like the look af the latest one he found, and do beleive i have not had the pleasure.
i think the waitress,s in villa rouge are up for doing a two week trial.

bit of news from holland.
old mum took a funny turn yesterday.
henri is just back from the doctors.
he said she,d got accute angina.
i said,
i know, her tits are not bad either.!

[rossco]

If the staff are going to have standard uniform could Anthony visit, Marks and Spencers, and buy some white Y fronts - seem to be all the rage in Sunnee.

I would also ask Kahuna, and PiggDog, to assist Burenboy with recruitment as they know the potential in that area.

I take your point about the young uns - easier to train to your missionary standards. The older ones may be too set in their worldly ways and would not look so good in the Y fronts.

As with any religious sect you will need to establish some "rules" for both novices and visitors.
* What offerings will be made and when?
* Mealtimes - what time and what is the seating plan
* Evensong

Any particular mantras to be sung?
I am sure BM's could create some excellent verses for the novitiates which capture the essence of the place - for example:
Hum - No Money
Hum No Honey

Listen Dude - Hum
Lube from tube - Hum
I am in the mood - Hum
So do it rude - Hum

Condom first - Hum
In the Bum - Hum
I am the one - Hum
Now give me one - Hum
Thousand you scum - Hum

[koetjeboe]

excellent stuff rossco, good to have you onbaord, and nice to see you thinking ahead.
henri is really looking forward to this 9 hole routine and potting a few holes with you.
he wants to get you in the rough, and play with your balls.
he wants to know if golf shoes are a necessary purchase, or can he make do with the sandles mum bought him.?
as for the undies, i like it when it says "buddy" on the back. does it for me.

not so good news from my teerak.
a group of motorbike taxi drivers have taken over the chillout area.
dont know how we shall move them, might just set fire to it and start again.

[abba]

Hum - No Money
Hum No Honey

Listen Dude - Hum
Lube from tube - Hum
I am in the mood - Hum
So do it rude - Hum

Condom first - Hum
In the Bum  - Hum
I am the one - Hum
Now give me one - Hum
Thousand you scum - Hum

It reads like a gangsta' rap.

(Is there such a thing as monga' rap ?)

Condom first - Hum

In the halls of the World Health Organization,
when the next major award is being whispered about,
then Rossco's name is heard quite often.

Thanks Rossco.