Sylvester & Henri build a temple retreat!

[pacman]

The chill out area looks particularly salubrious, I am hoping the mess hall is of similar standard. Will there be a daily beer allocation?

And what do you propose doing with the chaps who have an over fondness of a tipple? You know how those Irish like to drink...

[anthony70]

any chance of a look at some of your teeraks mates.?
or should i say "your staff".

[rossco]

I think there are a couple of Indian Tailors along Beach Road - not sure exactly where so keep your eyes open or just ask one of the Indian guys.

What color are the robes - I think you should avoid Saffron.....

[koetjeboe]

saffron.?
ill have to google it.
the linen i bought is a natural off white .
although, i plan to bleach my robes to pure white.

regarding the moped suggestion.
i dont want to have a problem with the police regarding crash helmets as i am farang.
also, you only got to mention the word helmet to henri, and he nips off to the gents.?
the courtesy bus will be safer all round. i plan to get it sign written to advertise the church.
now, once finished, i cannot allow the use of alcohol around the church, but what you do in your rooms is your business.

my teerak says there is a more half built temple 500 m down the road.
less work needed, so should be up and running for the summer. its also for sale.
what do you guys think?

[koetjeboe]

for anthony, and anyone else who is planning on becoming my brethren.
my teeraks pals who are well up for it.
cheers.

[jimslim]

Wow now you are whistling dixie my clog wearing friend

I picked up a few stunners myself recently in Pattaya , slightly more mature than your friends but stunners none the less

They only ask for small money every month to keep them in Thai moonshine .

What do you think Sylvester , ain't I the luckiest guy alive

[koetjeboe]

hi jimslim,
i apreciate the input, but i think you are taking the piss a bit here.
that pic is clearly 2 ladies.
not for me alphonse, i only like the boyz.

got to tell you, old henri is getting well excited about this project. he,s bought a book on learning thai with cd attached.
he,s walking around giving it "phom rak khun", " khun mai jaak noi" unbeleivable.!
silly wankers behaving like a kid round an ice cream van.

anyway,
got some pics on the way of the local beach.
cant wait.

[Guest]

Hello koetjeboe, I have taken it upon myself to interview your teeraks mates, and see how they scrub up. Hope you don't mind, i wil send you a full report when I have finished.

Here are some of them

[PigDogg]

No more SangSom for the ArchBishop of Sunee. And no more malts or milkshakes either. A strict water and/or juice fast is needed for detox.

Yes, I think a bottom up congregation rather than a top down hierarchy is what's needed.

[Guest]

loving this thread guys

keep it up fella's

[koetjeboe]

excellent stuff bumblebee.
got to say, your pics of anne from theplace2be bar had me all of a fluster.
i,ll have to wait till mums finished the sunday dinner before i dig out my lube.
you know, im getting a real comunity vibe being among you fellas.
and, it helps that my staff already know a few of you.

bumblebee, we did meet once, i was sitting at the mini mart on soi vc with my teerak, she was holding a teddy bear.
i couldnt help over hearing your conversation.
sounded like you were having a right laugh, and may i say, you got some fine looking friends.
i noticed you had an irish accent.
going to need a bit of digging done on site, and maybe a small road out to the mini golf.
i hear the irish are best for this job, is that true.?

also,
i received a pm from a guy called franck. says he,s portugese.
he,s kindly offered to be look after my books, keep an eye on the finances etc.......
thats a great help, as im shit with figures.
cheers.

[koetjeboe]

bloody hell,
this franck fella is persistant.
he,s sending 3 pm,s a day.
seems he used to have a business in pattaya, and knows how to handle money.
so , i reckon he,s the man me and henri need.
plus, he knows a bit about electrics.
quality.

[Guest]

Glad to hear you approve of my interview procedure koetjeboe. Yes that Anne has been known to cause a lot of localised blood pressure, especially if you are Scottish, must be his Scotch eggs.

I reckon Franck would be a wonderful financial consultant, I have been told by people who have dealt with him that he is the bollicks, or something that sounds same same.

Unfortunately he never had the pleasure of my company

I will await your report, and am ready to help you in any way you require in this wonderful, selfless project.

PS, the friends of your teelack will have to go to stage 2 of the interview process, the backlayboy rear entry exam. Apparently its a very two way exam, a lot of give and take.

Kenneth Williams would be proud of him

[jimslim]

He is certainly your man if you want a good accountant Sylvester , he comes highly recommended by a few posters here .

Also a part time magician , apparrently he made the books dissappear in the old 131 bar quite regulary , even the magic circle were mystified at his skills .

Maybe his magic powers could come in handy at a party for the young uns

[anthony70]

any chance of a look at the beach photos.?
im a beach lover myself, cant be doing with swimming pools.