Pet Peeves... Got any? (The Jade Goody thread!)

[guydesavoy]

People who say bought instead of brought

Warning : this is not the Yanks, I hear it all the time on UK TV, even the BBC FFS

[Guest]

people who give up smoking and become the most anti-smoking people on the planet!

people who say" lend"when they actually mean "borrow"

people who've never been to Thailand,but (think they)know everything about it

-real stupid cunts with good jobs

people who've worked in factories all their lives,get their opinions from newspapers,and whose favourite topic is their pension schemes.

people who talk about "share options" at every given opportunity

jobsworths

interpersonal community liason officers or anyone with a similar bullshit newspeak job title

the list is endless.....

[Lefty]

How about people who say borrow when they mean give? Someone asks to borrow a DVD and then conveniently forget who loaned it to them. My philosophy now is do not loan out DVDs unless it is one you don't care if you get it back. Except for a small handful of proven reliable friends.

Or say you do loan out a DVD in pristine condition and it comes back with scratches all over the underside.

[Steff]

How about Lefty's damn irritating avatar!??! Now that's truly fucking something that can drive you crazy!

[daveduke007]

Not as crazy as the man himself

[katoeylover]

(daveduke007 @ Jun. 04 2010,18:00)  Like it TC    

I'll probaly get an "abusive" text in the meantime now  

You got my number....

Are you Bumpa in disguise?

[daveduke007]

(Tomcat @ Jun. 04 2010,17:56)

try this dave, he might respond

KL  has responded 3 days and 10 hours later TC, not bad for an "I'll call you back in a minute"  

[f0xxee]

People who borrow my tools then get all pissy when I ask for them back, like its an inconvenience for them.
People who borrow money then duck and weave when you want it back.
People.

[daveduke007]

Can I borrow your Bike please f0xxee?

[f0xxee]

You got me Dave....

[Jake_Sully]

Can I borrow your Aston Martin Dave?

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(Lefty @ Jun. 02 2010,08:48) While the majority IMO do smoke...

Not true. Maybe you hang out with a nasty crowd!

More pet peeves...

The one inch of juice on the top of a can of Heinz Baked beans. (I now by Brooks Baked Beans. The best!)

People picking from my plate. (I measure everything to get finished at the same time. If you nick a chip it throws off my food sheng fui!)

People who can't manage to park their bikes or cars in the clearly marked white lines of the lot... or worse, feel the need to use TWO spaces!

The plastic seals on bottled water. I can never manage to get the bloody thing off in one piece.

Incorrectly written or misleading topic titles on new forum threads!

New T shirts which seem to be made of some kind of fucking knicker elastic and NOT the 100% cotton it says on the label.

The keypad lock on my Samsung phone. There's no way to disable it! Grrr!

[f0xxee]

Asking your GF (this seems to be a western phenomena and the one and only reason I left Australia) "Do you want a drink/meal?" They answer in the negative then proceed to drink/eat yours. Fuck off bitch. MINE!

[f0xxee]

Monday morning email specialists:

These clowns sit in front of thier computers all week playing solataire or posting on TLF, but arrive in the office 15 minutes early on Monday morning and send a pointless email to their entire professional contact list just to show how dedicated they are and to let everyone know they are in the office.

Cunts who don't read emails properly. Or only read the opening para and then ask questions which have already been answered in your previous email. They should be bent over and have a CRT monitor shoved up thier ass and then powered up.

[whore]

People who can't manage to park their bikes or cars in the clearly marked white lines of the lot... or worse, feel the need to use TWO spaces!

There is actually a super market chain in China that have seperate car parks for men and women. The womens car park is pink with wider spaces. Proper fucking order!!