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  • Week # 1

    Week # 1

    Game # 1

    Cincinnati Bengals (7-9) at Baltimore Ravens (5-11)

    Pickem

    An early season match-up of two of 2007€™s most disappointing AFC North teams. The Bengals so far have a full compliment of players with no one,  at the time of this writing, currently spending time behind bars anywhere and they have a healthy Rudy Johnson, a great quarterback in Carson Palmer, A great receiver in TJ Housmawhatthehellishisname    and so far still have Ocho Sinco, Chad Johnson although that could change any day. Their defense has never been their strong suit but they are facing a team who hasn€™t had much of an offense for years. Now that Steve McAir has hung up his cleats it leaves the door open for Kyle Boller and Troy (overrated) Smith to lead the Raven€™s offense with? Well who knows what they will come up with as far as weapons are concerned. They do still have a stalwart if not aging defense led by the always intimidating Ray Lewis. But I can€™t see that s being enough this year.

    My pick is the Bungles in a rout.

    Game # 2

    Detroit Lions (7-9) at Atlanta Falcons ( 4-12)

    Lions by 1

    Sorry about such a Michael Vick (Dog) of a game. (Can€™t promise this won€™t be the last gratuitous Michael Vick slam this season) but you know I go by the closest games in accordance with the point spreads and sometimes that will mean you will get two teams that will be likely battling for that number one draft choice which could be Tim Tebow this year. At any rate it is hard to tell which Motor city pussycat team will show. The ones that went 6-2 to start the season or the team that finished 1-7. I€™ve been a disheartened Lions fan for far too long to see much of a chance for anything this year. Calvin Johnson and Roy Williams will make things exciting but for how long? And how many more sacks can Kitna take? Taking on the Atlanta dirty birds in the opener should boost their confidence, that is until those dirty birds peck them to another loss. What remains to be seen is how long it will take for Matt Ryan to replace Chris Redman. One way for the Falcons to guarantee themselves a W is to play Lion castoff Joey Harrington€¦€¦€¦..

    My pick is the dirty Birds in a tight one.

    Game # 3

    Seattle Seahawks (10-6) at Buffalo Bills (7-9)

    Buffalo by 1

    The Seahawks and Shaun Alexander what life is like without a dominating ex-Wolverine anchoring their line. Now the former league MVP Shaun is unemployed and the Seahawks get spanked whenever they step away from the friendly confines of their weakass division. They still have a formidable offense with Matt Hasselback and have picked up Deon Branch and Cowboy castoff Julius Jones but their defense needs some work still. The Bills may have found their QB in Trent Edwards and Marshawn Lynch is a weapon at running back. Their defense is decent and at home may be decent enough to hold the Seahawks in tow. This could be a good early season intra-conference match-up.

    My pick is the shoot-em up Buffalo boys

    Game # 4

    Arizona Cardinals (8-8) at San Francisco 49ers (5-11)

    Cardinals by 2 ½

    The Cards have been on the doorstep of respectability for the past 2 or 3 years and if Matt Leinart can reach his Heisman trophy winning status once again they may reach that. HE has all the weapons he should need with two very tough young receivers in Antwan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald and a decent running back in Marcell Shipp. Their defense has always been poor and this year may not be any better but then again they are playing the Niners who can€™t seem to find their offense. The Niners are sticking with Alex Smith at QB but Frank Gore is aging fast at running back. Speaking of aging they have Rams castoff Issac Bruce listed as their # 1 receiver? Could be a long year in San Fran. I think the Cards are definitely on their way UP

    My pick is the Cards

    Game # 5

    Dallas Cowboys (13-3) at Cleveland Browns (10-6)

    Cowboys by 3

    For the first Sunday night game of the year we have a great intra-conference match-up of two playoff teams last year. The Boys still will have a loaded lineup with Tony Romo and Terrell Owens and Marion Barber who no longer will share time with Julius Jones who has departed to the Seahawks. The Boys have been a force to be reckoned with the past two season during the regular season only to fall flat in the playoffs. The Browns from the mistake by the lake were last season€™s surprise with Derek Anderson providing some real offensive punch by using his talented young receiving corps of Braylon (MEEECHIGAN)   Edwards and Kellen Winslow who as long as he stays away from motorcycles is a valid force. I think the Dawg Pound will prove to be intimidating enough to the Cowboys to put the Brownies over the top

    My pick is the Mistake by the Lake boys

    Monday Night Bonerus!!!! Game

    You need to pick the final score closest wins 5 BONERUS points

    Minnesota Vikings (8-8) at Green Bay Packers (13-3)

    Packers by 3

    For the first time in 150 years€¦..well at least 15 the Vikings will step into Lambeau and not see number 4 across the line ready to pick their secondary apart€¦..well at least at the time of this writing they won€™t, the Packers could have second thoughts brought on by an uprising from their rabid fans and may end up trading their entire first team defense and the entire Milwaukee Brewer and Milwaukee Buck teams to the Jets for Mr. Favre to return. Seriously if Aaron Rogers stays healthy thru the pre-season he will be trying very hard to change Lambeau from Favre€™s frozen tundra to Mr. Roger€™s neighborhood. He will still have some great weapons with Ryan Grant, Greg Jennings, and Donald Driver and their defense will be led by that Heisman MEECHIGAN MAN    Charles Woodsen and Al Harris and a stinking luckeye loser AJ Hawk. The Vikings will have Adrian Peterson running behind the great Steve (MEEECHIGAN)   Hutchinson but have no proven QB yet. Tavaris Jackson is still learning on the job and will be tested early. The Rogers era will begin with a W

    My pick is the Pack 24-13

    To Summarize my picks are:
    Cincinatti
    Atlanta
    Buffalo
    Arizona
    Cleveland

    Green Bay 24-13


    There you go boys and girls the first games of the year. Remember you have to have your picks in by 12:00 PM US Eastern Standard Time September 7th to qualify and you have until 11:30 AM US Eastern Standard time September 7th to make any changes by pming myself, Stogie or Piggdogg.

    Have at it and lets have the best year yet for this


     
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  • #2
    Bengals
    Atlanta
    Buffalo
    Arizona
    Dallas

    Minnesota Vikings 16 at Green Bay Packers 13
    I'm just hazarding a guess here...

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    • #3
      Ravens
      Falcons
      Bills
      49s
      Browns

      Packers 13 - 10
      Support the HOME Team

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      • #4
        Cincinnati
        Detroit
        Buffalo
        Arizona
        Dallas

        Green Bay 20-13

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        • #5
          Baltimore
          Atlanta
          Bills
          Arizona
          Browns

          Vikings 13 at Green bay 24
          seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

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          • #6
            Baltimore
            Atlanta
            Seattle
            San Francisco
            Dallas

            Minnesota 17 Green Bay 16


            Be warned...If my luck at picking the winning numbers in the Mega Millions lottery is any indication of how I'll do in this pool, then everyone better hold their noses cause I'm sure to stink up the place.
            It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

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            • #7
              cincinnati
              detroit
              seattle
              cardinals
              cowboys

              vikings 17 gbay 14
              how to seduce women star trek on acid

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              • #8
                Cincinnati.
                Detroit.
                Seattle.
                Arizona.
                Dallas.

                Green Bay 23 Minnesota 17
                My Femboys can Beat up your Ladyboys.  

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                • #9
                  Bengals
                  Lions
                  Seahawks
                  Cardinals
                  Browns
                  Packers 17-14
                  jeffreyscott

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                  • #10
                    Bengals
                    Falcons
                    Bills
                    Cardinals
                    Cowboys

                    Packers by 18 -12

                    Hey Coinflip - fancy your chances in the bottom of the league this year?
                    You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

                    You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992

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                    • #11
                      1. Bengals
                      2. Lions
                      3. Seahawks
                      4. Niners
                      5. Cowboys

                      Vikings....21 - 10

                      If you all want to finish last...just copy my picks...
                      "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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                      • #12
                        Cincinatti Bengals
                        Detroit Lions
                        Buffalo Bills
                        Arizona Cardinals
                        Dallas Cowboys
                        Packers 15  Vikings 12

                        I can't believe I have to do this a week early. Everything could change in Minnesota.
                        Retired the top 12.  Need a new dirty dozen.  

                        Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon.  Is it possible to find 5 more?  Until then, GGs:  Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.

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                        • #13
                          Cincinatti Big day for Ocho Cinco
                          Detroit
                          Buffalo
                          Arizona
                          Dallas

                          Green Bay 20-17

                          And the Jints on Thursday. The Super Bowl Champs at home in a rout.

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                          • #14
                            Ravens
                            Falcons
                            Bills
                            49ers
                            Cowboys
                            Vikings 24 - 13
                            william boatwright

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                            • #15
                              Cincy @ Baltimore:  Hope Mr. Ocho Cinco snaps his achilles then gets deported.  Harsh??  Perhaps.  I will take the home team;
                              PICK: BALTIMORE-FOREVER MORE!!!

                              Detroit @ Atlanta:  Must I pick one of these dogs??  Cannot in good conscience pick the Lions on the road.
                              PICK: ATLANTA

                              Seattle @ Buffalo:  Tough call this one but, again, will take the homers.
                              PICK: BUFFALO

                              Arizona @ SF:  Make or break year for Matt Leinart??  Again cannot take a shitty team on the road although some are talking up the Cards.
                              PICK: SF

                              Dallas @ Cleveland: On paper, the most lopsided game here I think the line went to 5 1/2.  Betting raod fav are death in the NFL but I will take the Cowgirls as much as it pains me.
                              PICK: DALLAS

                              PICKS:
                              BALTIMORE
                              ATLANTA
                              BUFFALO
                              SF
                              DALLAS

                              MONDAY NIGHT BONER GAME:
                              I think I will take the tactic of picking upsets for the Boner Game:
                              MINNY 31 CHEESEHEADS 19
                              BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

                              BTW we having prizes every week then Mr Stogie??
                              Be careful out there!

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