It's your perfect FANTASY day, so...

[stogie bear]

Here's a chance to let yourself daydream a little...

Let's imagine that this is your perfect FANTASY day. What are you doing?

OK, here goes!

For a start off it's a Sunday and it's a Sunday during the National Football League season . I'm sitting in front of a 50 inch wide screen TV in my villa in Hua Hin watching the Fox pre-game show where they spend an unusually long time drooling over The New Orleans Saints and their up coming game later that day against The Dallas Cowboys...

I'm in the 'Lazy Fart' recliner but two 18 year old ladyboys (Nancy and Gatoon) are in baby doll nighties, lying on the couch kissing each other not even really aware that I'm in the room.

Bob Dylan and Joe Jackson will be by at half time to see the rest of the game. I'll have to insist that Jackson smokes those horrible ciggies outside by the pool. Yuk!

Bob's a bit of a misery guts, but he likes to watch the game and knows quite a lot about it too, surprisingly. But he'll go on and on about how great Alicia Keyes is and I'll have to tell him to move on with his life, etc.

I've just finished checking my email which confirms my monthly allowance of 250,000 baht has been deposited in the bank and there's another one from my brother updating me about the revolution in the UK. Seems the daily death toll has slowed a bit these recent weeks. The Sharia Conservatives are refusing to release the results of recent elections which may see them ousted by Indians for Un-Democratic Stagnancy.

The sun is out but the breeze drifting in from the pool and jacuzzi outside keeps it nice and cool. Birds chirp merrily outside. The maid is cooking bacon and egg sandwiches and the coffee machine is hissing away...

It's 20 minutes till game time... I've just got time for a quickie... I get up to go to my bedroom...

"Hey, girls... follow me!"

[PigDogg]

(stogie bear @ May 01 2008,23:48) I'm sitting in front of a 50 inch wide screen TV in my villa in Hua Hin watching the Fox pre-game show where they spend an unusually long time drooling over The New Orleans Saints and their up coming game later that day against The Dallas Cowboys...

If it's an anything goes fantasy day why not have Howie and Terry and their ladyboy companions in the villa with you munching on fajitas and drinking Beer Changs.

For me it starts with morning sex and brief massage then a big cup of coffee. Will add the rest later.

[seamus]

First up, not having to get up at 04:45 every fecking morning, would be a nice start.Waking up on a beach hut in Bali or Lombok, to the smell of a Cork fry up & some of me old Grans soda bread.Going back to the bedroom to wake the sleeping ladyboy with the great legs, for breakfast.Have a nice chat over black & white pudding & a fresh cup of javanese coffee, then go take a shower together.After a nice soap & suds sensual sex session in the shower, on with the factor 50 & a nice stroll down the private beach, with the 2 dogs.
After a nice long walk, in to the sea for a dip, come out of the sea & get a hard on as the beads of sea water run down those lovely ladyboy legs.walk back to the beach hut & give the maid the rest of the day off.In to the bed for another hour or so of passion.Get up, get a frosted glass out of the chiller & pour a nice cold draft Bintang,take another shower with" long legs" & then go out for lunch.
Have a nice sea food lunch, with again more Bintang.Jump in the Jeep wrangler & go & explore the island,roof off with wind in My hair (wot fecking hair Seamus) & more factor 50.Go to the mountains were it is a lot cooler & just sit back & take in the veiw.
Then drive to the private jet, jump on & a quick flight to BKK & a limo to Guess bar,have a few then go for a romantic meal for two, b4 returning to Guess for a session.Stay over in BKK, fly back to the Beach hut the next day & start another day in Paradise.



Seamus

[bigmick22]

Seamus, other than the private jet, this is all very feasible

[seamus]

I dont want much do I, very easily pleased Me !

[donnnnnny]

wake up ahhhhhhhhh its sunday again(everyday is sunday in thailand). living in the south of thailand is great i tell the girls vicky and mint to get the little 4x4 ready as were going to see nature.
they pack some food and drinks towels and bikinis, and i get my camera gear out.
we head to a jungle track and engage 4 wheel drive.heading down the track is always fun, because we have the place to our selfs.finally after creeping through the jungle we arrive at my perfect tropical beach (deserted). park the car in the shade of the forrest trees, we swim we fuck and we do photo shoots, for the whole day. evening falls and we light the fire and all sleep in blankets on the beach under the stars.
in the morning its sunday again and it starts all over again

football?? no fucking thanks

[Grinder]

Thought I did this already in Stogie's other thread about "what's so special about you?"

[Guest]

it's a beautiful 25 degree day, here in Bangkok ( if only).I awake in my luxury suite at the Oriental, after arriving from Aus late the night before.Room service arrives and the toast is cold.Send it back.What am I paying for here.
Around 11 its time to go to my friends place to pick up my Ferrari 430, which he looks after whilst I am busy with my travels.
My ladyboy escort, of only the highest quality, is also there to meet me.The perfect femboy figure, budding tits,long legs,slim hips and deliciously smooth arse.
I immediately hit the tollways, to clear the engine, at around 200kph and manage the trip to Hua Hin in 90 mins.
Only two speed cameras and usual contributions to the Police New Year party, of 200 bht per stop, solve that problem.
I book into the Sofitel ( you know the one Stogie), although ladyboys usually have trouble here, just like most other places in Thailand, if you mention money to solve the problem ,things can always be worked out.I can now relax, get hold of the Bangkok Post, turn on the AFL football and watch Richmond thrash the filthy Collingwood by over 150 points.
My escort has a very hot friend living in Hua Hin and asks if she can come over.I say " only on the condition that I can watch both of you going hard at it "." No problem with that", she replies.
As soon as she arrives I break out the pvc thigh boots, crutchless pvc knickers, for 2, and get them into the shower.An arse check is required to make sure they are both as smooth as silk.Her friend needs a shave so naturally I oblige.
Soon they are both perfectly attired and get busy sucking each others cocks.They move into the 69 position where I command my escort to eat her friends arse,She willingly obliges and chows down on that smooth opening like a bowl of hot Som Tum.
Now it's time to join in.I get one to sit on my face, whilst the other sucks on my best friend.She then moves on up to sit on my cock and starts passionately kissing her friend, as I rim even harder.We rim,suck & fuck the night away and eventually its time to pass out.
I get up the next day to do the 2 hours work required for the day on my laptop and just have a brief flash wondering what the poor people are up to.
Then I quickly get back to reality!!!

[bigmick22]

(nigelr69 @ May 02 2008,18:21) turn on the AFL football and watch Richmond thrash the filthy Collingwood

right up until this point I was thinking "this isn't a fantasy, it's a trip report"

Go Tiges!!

[ciobha]

Liverpool have just won the champions league to add to the premiership and FA cup double.Daveduke,Stogie,Wayne Rooney and Ronaldo have been photographed by the british media in a gay foursome .Jay has just handed me the rights of ownership to Guess Bar.Every ladyboy in lOS has declared their undying love for me.Naang Faa has offered her services as my personal asistant,free of charge.Jimslim has promised to keep me entertained eternally with his witty one liners.I have been given a free lifetime membership of asian ts.i have just recieved one of the infamous guess bar t-shirts (with Joy in it).Rap music has been banned worldwide.The short time rooms in Hi Boss have been redecorated(probably pushing my luck here)And last but not least,it has become compulsory in Thailand for all ladyboys to be as slutty as Jenny!
MAGIC!!!

[newwriter]

I land in Bangkok, hook up with Nancy and Jenny in a villa somewhere near a private beach. Beers are cold, girls are hot and I watch the Waratahs win the S14 on a big screen TV whilst getting a blowjob that makes my eyes water.

After we all get to it and I end up asleep between the girls with a stupid grin on my face you couldn't shift with a crowbar.

[donnnnnny]

i thought i knew you better newrtighter
ps ive got ozzie chomping at the bit wht about A TRIP TO TAXI YOU BASTARD

[daveduke007]

My perfect two days will be hopefully seeing Manchester United lift the Premiership Trophy whilst I'm with my "teerak" in Samui next Sunday and then the European Cup in Phuket on the 21st    

[allstar88]

(daveduke007 @ May 03 2008,20:00) My perfect two days will be hopefully seeing Manchester United lift the Premiership Trophy whilst I'm with my "teerak" in Samui next Sunday and then the European Cup in Phuket on the 21st    

looks like that one may come true dave?

[Otho]

The European Cup Final is in Phuket?

Great idea!