I can help you...

[Dieter]

HeHe..."Ladyboy Guru " is a creation from a guy with the name"Lusishusband"....around 3 years ago for a guy from a other board...

Me don´t like copycats...

Dieter

[gizmo]

Dear LB guru, my Lb wont accept any money
from me, ever,she pay's for everything, and
buy's me expensive gift's! It's getting really embarrasing!
What should I do??

[The Ladyboy GURU]

Ah... Dieter... You have a very perceptive mind...

But on this occasion you've nothing to worry about.

That man you speak off who is (or was) closely associated with Luis Mustang is no longer the same person...

You would not recognize the change... He is a new and free man who has a generous nature and treats all his friends as family...

His future is good... I have seen it in the Guru Crystal Ball...

[Dieter]

Hehe.... an insider....



Dieter

lol...this guy you mean or mentioned...he was a internet junkie before till now...

Dieter

P.S.: One time a Pxmp everytime a Pxmp...like an alcoholic

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(gizmo @ Feb. 08 2008,05:42) Dear LB guru, my Lb wont accept any money
from me, ever,she pay's for everything, and
buy's me expensive gift's! It's getting really embarrasing!
What should I do??

Yes, yes, yes...

This is not the first time I have come across ladyboys who absolutely refuse to accept your cash...

You can beg and insist and pretend you are Jeromy Irons...

Nothing works and nothing will lower that annoyingly high bank balance...

Even though I am but a slim Guru and my eyes are not beady in the slightest (unless you look at me under a strange light) I can recommend a certain PayPal account that can release you of your stressful situation... and a lot of your cash!

Pray hard for redemption, my brother... Your gifts of cash are just the beginning...

[allstar88]

why do l.b. have deep voices ?

[Guest]

Hello Mr Guru

What should i do with my future , now i no longer work for ATS ?

And also any oher helpful advise please

Cheers , Monkeyman

[Dieter]

Me think you joking...
But for such easy questions....

1. never drink a beer with ice cubes and lemon....bbbrrrbbbb...

2. no mastrube...

3...may you should married a X....a real Satan....

4. of course spend me a beer next time....

Dieter

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(allstar88 @ Feb. 08 2008,06:31) why do l.b. have deep voices ?

I can answer this because I have the facts at hand... This isn't my opinion... it's an actual fact...

Ladyboys have deep voices because they have only just woken up...

No matter when you talk to them and what ever time of day or night it is, they have only just woken up.

But the answer to this is an easy fix, my friend...

If they are an octave or two lower than you are comfortable with then gently knee them in the bollocks... This always has the desired effect of controlling their voice boxes...

This is better achieved if they are sleeping at the time and severely restrained...

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(monkeyman @ Feb. 08 2008,06:36) What should i do with my future , now i no longer work for ATS?

I suspect that you already know the answer to this riddle.

The answer to attaining long term contentment is to shoot your own content!

The web is a calling, my friend...

[Dieter]

Just changes into the fxcking mode..
MM.... you ever make pics from the horse or for the 68.... ... me never drink with you a phillo beer with ice cubes  and lemon...

Solly your photos one of the best on the net...

Dieter

Don´t believe in God or Gurus...Buddha was ok...

[bigmick22]

(The Ladyboy GURU! @ Feb. 07 2008,23:01) Ladyboys have deep voices because they have only just woken up...

No matter when you talk to them and what ever time of day or night it is, they have only just woken up.

[gizmo]

Hey Mick, looking at your avatar
Cindy enjoy's a few scoop's!

[pacman]

Dear Lady Boy Guru

Can you please help me.
I have a friend who suddenly left Pattaya last year in mysterious circumstances & I am very worried about him.

His name is Franck, a kind & sweet man who I met last year in his bar & I have heard stories his health is not the best.

Please check for me he is OK & will we ever meet again.
While you are checking see if your crystal ball mentions anything about money.

I don't have a lot of friends & I can't afford to lose even one.
Thank you in anticipation.

PS I don't suppose you want to be my friend do you?

[Dieter]

.....

Dieter

May this Ladyboy Guru more involved in the horse and Bkk...scene