I can help you...

[allstar88]

(Dieter @ Feb. 08 2008,06:51) Me think you joking...
But for such easy questions....

1. never drink a beer with ice cubes and lemon....bbbrrrbbbb...

2. no mastrube...

3...may you should married a X....a real Satan....

4. of course spend me a beer next time....

Dieter

guru what the f**ks dieter talking about?

[Dieter]

At first me prefer your former avator....

MM understand it....Or???

Dieter

[daveduke007]

[Dieter]

Solly solly....For Manu fans........There was only one Ladyboy Guru...His name "Lemmy M..."

Ok Dave

Dieter

All other are a copy....copies you could buy on every corner in LOS...me worng...no

[post-op lover]

(allstar88 @ Feb. 08 2008,06:12)

(Dieter @ Feb. 08 2008,06:51) Me think you joking...
But for such easy questions....

1. never drink a beer with ice cubes and lemon....bbbrrrbbbb...

2. no mastrube...

3...may you should married a X....a real Satan....

4. of course spend me a beer next time....

Dieter

guru what the f**ks dieter talking about?

And the guru goes silent.

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(allstar88 @ Feb. 08 2008,08:12)

(Dieter @ Feb. 08 2008,06:51) Me think you joking...
But for such easy questions....

1. never drink a beer with ice cubes and lemon....bbbrrrbbbb...

2. no mastrube...

3...may you should married a X....a real Satan....

4. of course spend me a beer next time....

Dieter

guru what the f**ks dieter talking about?

I haven't got a clue!

[Naang Faa]

Well we all have our limits Guru.....
x

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(pacman @ Feb. 08 2008,08:06) Can you please help me.
I have a friend who suddenly left Pattaya last year in mysterious circumstances & I am very worried about him.

His name is Franck, a kind & sweet man who I met last year in his bar & I have heard stories his health is not the best.

Please check for me he is OK & will we ever meet again.
While you are checking see if your crystal ball mentions anything about money.

Seek and ye shall stumble across...

Your friend is so desperate for attention that even the risk of a good slap will not keep him holed up for much longer.

Beware of his majestic story telling. Sometimes he takes a teensy weensy liberty with the facts!

Always keep your distance from this amiable charlatan or your cash will soon be in Nicky's purse.

Once your cash has been wrestled from the safety of your better judgment it is gone forever...

[kahuna]

Ok Mr. Ladyboy Guru....

How many balls of string does it take to reach the moon?

If you can answer that question surely you can answer this easy one...I've been traveling here for a bit now and spent some time here in beautiful Thailand and met many wonderful ladyboys...

When I first started to visit with ladyboys, I thought what wonderful creatures...something between a man and a lady...a female being trapped in a male body...but now, after some thoughtful reflection, I have come to believe that they are simple gay boys whose cultutal and social system allows them, and in many instances encourages them, to dress and act like girls...

That is my opinion...and absent some solid evidence or subjects to examine, it is not likely to change in the near future...

Now my question...With the understanding that I believe that they are all (or nearly all) simply gay boys, why am I so fucking turned on by them???

Hint:  It only takes one ball if it's big enough...

Cheers,

Connfused In Isaan

[The Ladyboy GURU]

Hi Confused in Isaan...

What are those ladyboys up north feeding you?

Those little girlyboys that make your soldier salute mean only one thing...

Let the little man do the thinking for you ALWAYS!

Once he's in a groove don't question his motives and just follow him around wherever he goes!

Questioning your sexuality can only lead to pain, misery and a lifetime of Sunday school. It's not fair on you and the little chap to try to inject reason into anything that happens to you in Thailand...

[newwriter]

Riddle me this TLG. Why is that these tiny things with breasts and hips and seductive smiles all have larger penises than me? I'm not complaining - just interested.

[Tomcat]

Whats this all about . Is this Ziggy?... or Ozzie

[Guest]

(Tomcat @ Feb. 08 2008,20:12) Whats this all about . Is this Ziggy?... or Ozzie

Nope not me. I thought it would be obvious. I will give you one more Guess.

[jimslim]

Ladyboy Guru ,
Every ladyboy I meet refers to me as "handsome man " but ladies in my hometown are not just so complementary on my looks , apart from a few slightly chubby ladies at last orders but thats another story .
At best I am refered to as "cute " once in a while , but with the ladyboys I am always Brad Pitt like in their eyes .

Ladyboy Guru , perhaps you have seen me in my full glory lurking around the bordelos of Pattaya , am I really handsome , or do they have another motive ? surely they cant all be lying

[gizmo]

(ozzie @ Feb. 08 2008,13:25)

(Tomcat @ Feb. 08 2008,20:12) Whats this all about . Is this Ziggy?... or Ozzie

Nope not me. I thought it would be obvious. I will give you one more Guess.

It's not mardhi . is it?