I can help you...

[The Ladyboy GURU]

Hi people...

I'm slim and my eyes aren't beady but incredibly I STILL know more about ladyboys and pretty much everything that you ever will.

So ask away...

I don't need to scribble useless opinions because I know the facts. If you are having ladyboy trouble in your life then ask away because I absolutely know ALL there is to know... although I confess I haven't yet made it to Phuket!

Consider me your 'Agony Uncle!'

Don't worry... I'm NOT from the land down under, and I actually treat my bitches with respeKK!

Don't be fooled by imitations... you know... people who live here for a month or two and suddenly become the fountain of fuck all!

Aks me your questions and tell me your problems...

I have a FACTUAL answer for absolutely EVERYTHING in life...

I love you all and will send you PMs and desperation emails to tell you about what cunts the competition is...

I am the ONLY TRUE Ladyboy Guru...

TRUST ME!

[Naang Faa]

Hi Guru,
I have a weight problem,is there any slimming secrets of these Ladyboythingys
i should know about?
x

[katoeylover]

Does she really love me?

[rxpharm]

Don't need a guru for that! Simple, as long as your wallet is full, love reigns supreme!

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(Naang Faa @ Feb. 08 2008,03:00) Hi Guru,
               I  have a weight problem,is there any slimming secrets of these Ladyboythingys
  i should know about?
                                      x

Good question...

Your problem is that you are adding wieght by getting fake tits...

If you took them off you'd definately have a couple of pounds to play with...

But, hey... A couple of pounds in the milk dept is often seen as desirable asset.... especially at breakfast time and the fridge is empty...

You are a good person and even though the oneliners will make your next life difficult you should reach a higher level of karma at La Bamba next week...

[The Ladyboy GURU]

(katoeylover @ Feb. 08 2008,03:22) Does she really love me?  

Good question, my grape addled friend...

She might do one day but let's face it... she's in Asia and you are in, well, what can only be described as Sharia Law country...

The answer to your love quest lies in whether or not the leaders of the Khmer Rouge make bail later this week...

[Naang Faa]

You are a good person and even though the oneliners will make your next life difficult you should reach a higher level of karma at La Bamba next week...

With or without my boobs?
x

[katoeylover]

(rxpharm @ Feb. 07 2008,20:25) Don't need a guru for that! Simple, as long as your wallet is full, love reigns supreme!

Thats where i was going wrong...

note to self: need more money!

[katoeylover]

(Naang Faa @ Feb. 07 2008,20:00) Hi Guru,
I have a weight problem,is there any slimming secrets of these Ladyboythingys
i should know about?
x

Give up three-layered chocolate cake? just a thought!!

[Monkey]

Dear GURU,

Ladyboy problems and problem ladyboys should both be avoided, so I hear,

but what if I were to have a ladyboy related problem with a problem ladyboy?

We can all recall recent problems some BMs have had, what would you recommend to do to avoid these pitfalls?

Prevention is better than cure, after all...

[Naang Faa]

And she's off again......
x

[stogie bear]

(Monkey @ Feb. 08 2008,02:45) Dear GURU,

Ladyboy problems and problem ladyboys should both be avoided, so I hear,

but what if I were to have a ladyboy related problem with a problem ladyboy?

We can all recall recent problems some BMs have had, what would you recommend to do to avoid these pitfalls?

Prevention is better than cure, after all...

Damn... That one should have the fucker guessing!

[The Ladyboy GURU]

Ladyboy problems and problem ladyboys should both be avoided, so I hear,

but what if I were to have a ladyboy related problem with a problem ladyboy?

Your problem is one of location...

Where you live, ladyboy problems and problem ladyboys are something of an "If only..." situation.

Shift your sedentary carcass to the East my friend and enjoy the real nightmare domestic bliss(ters) of a real life, balcony jumping, relationship that only Thailand can provide...

[jimslim]

Dear Ladyboy Guru ,
I know this is not directly related to ladyboys , but you are an expert in all subjects , so I am hoping you can help me .
My problem is the presidential elections in America are really getting on my tit end .
I cannot turn on the TV now without seeing Hillary Clinton doing that stupid big eyed surprised face , that she does when she points into the audience and pretends she knows someone .
Ladyboy Guru , I am led to believe this charade could possibly go on until November , by then I feel I might have lost the will to live .

Please advise me all knowing one

[The Ladyboy GURU]

Well, jimslim... you certainly are right that I am an expert in all things so it makes perfect sense that I don't need a cheap beer at Lucky Luke's to answer your question with authority and panache...

The jowl cheeked politician to whom you refer is probably the most annoying thing on the telly since that annoying cunt Judge John Deed asked a middle aged lawyer out for 'dinner!'

In fact only the noisy snogging in that crap HBO sitcom 'Six Foot Under' is more annoying.

But I'm afraid the news is bad... We are gonna be saturated by Clintonomics for the next year or so and only when the silent majority figure out they don't want a black guy or a Bill bitch cast off in the Whitehouse will common sense prevail...

By the way... Did Romney quit now so he gets the #2 spot later on?

Politics is all about the vice position, right?

I told ya, folks... I know everything about anything!