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  • harley quinn
    Executive Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 635

    #1

    An absolute bounder

    Sir

    In your Sheanimale section "The Lady in Red" the farang chappie appears to have engaged the atttentions of the eponymous heroine without removing his jacket and tie.

    It has long been established that English gentlemen of the "old school" always retain their socks during sexual congress due to the ever present danger of a passing chilblain - a trick most of us learned during the "last lot" while dug in outside of Madame LouLou's in Kuala Lumpur.

    I note this tradition is honoured in your latest cinematic releases where Miss Jenny cums with her boots on in the finest tradition of the regiment. But a jacket and tie - I am forced to make the comment pshaw.

    You young chappies need a dose of national service

    Colonel Ivor Lympdyk retd.
    The Queen's Own Rear End Stokers

    PS - Today I heard the first cuckoo
    You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

    You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992
  • stogie bear
    Legendary Member
    • Jul 2003
    • 16145

    #2
    Definite cad of the first water!

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    • jimslim
      Legendary Member
      • Aug 2006
      • 5193

      #3

      Well spotted sir ! you are infact correct it is considered proper manners in our circles that a gentleman removes his evening jacket and necktie (and of course his hat !)
      before "chucking ones custard " over ones chosen partner .

      Spiffing sir , spiffing
      Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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      • Tomcat
        Legendary Member
        • Apr 2004
        • 5578

        #4
        (harley quinn @ Jan. 19 2008,23:52) English gentlemen of the "old school"
        In a similar vein . You should get a copy "Enrazzlement" thats currently being circulated . Victorian Porno .
        The funniest thing ive read for ages.

        " The periodical that effects tumescence in the male generative member. A peripatetic carnival of carnality"

        features.........
        " Rose Fezzipeg; an English Rose disports her ankles for the gentleman"

        " Miss Fanny P" ; Pudendal Prestidigator Extrordinaire.
        Incredulity and Stupefaction are guaranteed as she fires sundry miscellaneous artifacts form her doodle case"

        also.. Its a Grand Life
        " Piano Legs to cause you engorgement"


        and so on...

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        • stogie bear
          Legendary Member
          • Jul 2003
          • 16145

          #5
          Brilliant... where can I get one of those mags?

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          • harley quinn
            Executive Member
            • Mar 2007
            • 635

            #6
            The Colonel asks me to point out that the relationship between himself (a noted pianist) and Miss Fanny P was purely platonic and occasioned by their mutual interest in five finger exercises.

            I have suggested that the Colonel might register as a forum member instead of hijacking my identity. We await developments
            You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

            You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992

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            • Tomcat
              Legendary Member
              • Apr 2004
              • 5578

              #7
              (stogie bear @ Jan. 21 2008,00:53) where can I get one of those mags
              Its given away as a supplement with the Viz at the moment, you might just get it before the next month comes out. Complete with letter pages and sexual appliances section ( some coal fired)
              ...if you have an old fashioned sense of humour you will be laughing for weeks later.

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              • jimslim
                Legendary Member
                • Aug 2006
                • 5193

                #8

                Ah the Viz , I havent seen that in years , one of the funniest things around must check it out again , I didnt know it was still on the go .

                Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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                • jimslim
                  Legendary Member
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 5193

                  #9

                  Went into WH Smith to purchase the Viz today - Christ on a bike - £2.80 for a comic

                  What with the price of heating oil , milk , and now the Viz , last time I bought it it was about 80p

                  Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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