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In your Sheanimale section "The Lady in Red" the farang chappie appears to have engaged the atttentions of the eponymous heroine without removing his jacket and tie.
It has long been established that English gentlemen of the "old school" always retain their socks during sexual congress due to the ever present danger of a passing chilblain - a trick most of us learned during the "last lot" while dug in outside of Madame LouLou's in Kuala Lumpur.
I note this tradition is honoured in your latest cinematic releases where Miss Jenny cums with her boots on in the finest tradition of the regiment. But a jacket and tie - I am forced to make the comment pshaw.
You young chappies need a dose of national service
Colonel Ivor Lympdyk retd.
The Queen's Own Rear End Stokers
PS - Today I heard the first cuckoo
In your Sheanimale section "The Lady in Red" the farang chappie appears to have engaged the atttentions of the eponymous heroine without removing his jacket and tie.
It has long been established that English gentlemen of the "old school" always retain their socks during sexual congress due to the ever present danger of a passing chilblain - a trick most of us learned during the "last lot" while dug in outside of Madame LouLou's in Kuala Lumpur.
I note this tradition is honoured in your latest cinematic releases where Miss Jenny cums with her boots on in the finest tradition of the regiment. But a jacket and tie - I am forced to make the comment pshaw.
You young chappies need a dose of national service
Colonel Ivor Lympdyk retd.
The Queen's Own Rear End Stokers
PS - Today I heard the first cuckoo
Brilliant... where can I get one of those mags? 
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