The most original "pick-up"

[Looker]

No..I didn't mean the new Dodge Ram 500 HP!!!
Rather, I was wondering how would you like to meet your LB (or even your GG) in a very "original" way.
Oh..and try to come up with something better than:
<< I was on the dentist chair in horrible pain. Luckily I realized the dentist was a Lb so I could hang on her dick!!>>

[relpax]

moved

[post-op lover]

Looker, how about you start the ball rolling with some ideas, eh? Especially before Mirimark gets here.

[Looker]

No way..I'm not at that POL!
Which is why I asked you to come up with something funny

[post-op lover]

No way..I'm not at that POL!
Which is why I asked you to come up with something funny

Here are some ideas:

It would be awesome if my doctor was a postie. I would be going in for my physical a lot more than once a year. And to check my prostate, testicles, etc., so longingly, reminiscently...well, who could stop offering her the opportunity to indulge her memories and fantasies?

How about on my next flight?
- On the airline known as LUV:
http://dating.corante.com/archive....ons.php
- As my neighboring passenger?
http://airtroductions.com
- As my flight attendant cum tour guide cum bed warmer?
http://www.love-is-in-the-air.com/

Actually, I've met a number of hot women who became friends by sitting next to them on buses, trains, flights, whatever. I've been pretty successful that way.

Via ATS! She happens across the site, joins the forum, loves my witty posts, and ... magic happens.

She's some new friend of Mirimark's, and he decides he cannot be with a postie, and sends her over to his pal, yours truly. Or via gr1mr3ap3r, who has too many Korean girlfriends already.

As my language exchange partner. I always loved learning a foreign tongue.

[Looker]

How about on my next flight?
- On the airline known as LUV:
http://dating.corante.com/archive....ons.php
- As my neighboring passenger?
http://airtroductions.com
- As my flight attendant cum tour guide cum bed warmer?
http://www.love-is-in-the-air.com/

Actually, I've met a number of hot women who became friends by sitting next to them on buses, trains, flights, whatever.  I've been pretty successful that way.

Via ATS!  She happens across the site, joins the forum, loves my witty posts, and ... magic happens.

She's some new friend of Mirimark's, and he decides he cannot be with a postie, and sends her over to his pal, yours truly.    Or via gr1mr3ap3r, who has too many Korean girlfriends already.

As my language exchange partner.  I always loved learning a foreign tongue.  

Ha! You brought me back some sweet memories..my first (and second..and third..and forth) asian g/fs where stewardess from Cathay Pacific, Singapore Airlines and Philippines Airlines

Another quality posting from POL

Now, if you excuse me, I have to do some new ID member registration..ahem...

[Guest]

[QUOTE= (post-op lover @ Feb. 27 2006,07:10)]

She's some new friend of Mirimark's, and he decides he cannot be with a postie, and sends her over to his pal, yours truly. Or via gr1mr3ap3r, who has too many Korean girlfriends already.

Hey, I do what I can, ya know...

[mirimark]

Hey Sweety, Your Soooooooooo Fine, I'd suck your daddys dick.



Your Sooooooooo Fine, I'd eat a Mile of your Shit just to Lick them balls.




Hey, You Look just like my exwife, do you want to go out sometime and have a few beers?

[PigDogg]

Most of the time I really don't need to be too witty in ladyboy bars but I was in an internet cafe near Sunee which is a gay area and a cute girl that I thought was probably a ladyboy was working there.
Her nane is Far (Fa, Fah)maybe some of you know her.

We were flirting alittle and she was helping with the computer getting so close I could smell her.
She asked if I liked girls or boys since in the Sunee area there's a huge gay population. I looked at her, smiled and said I don't like girls (which is not really true) and I don't like boys either.

And the end of her shift she was in my hotel room. And she didn't object wheb I gave her some baht when she left.

[Looker]

Most of the time I really don't need to be too witty in ladyboy bars but I was in an internet cafe near Sunee which is a gay area and a cute girl that I thought was probably a ladyboy was working there.
Her nane is Far (Fa, Fah)maybe some of you know her.

We were flirting alittle and she was helping with the computer getting so close I could smell her.
She asked if I liked girls or boys since in the Sunee area there's a huge gay population.  I looked at her, smiled and said I don't like girls (which is not really true) and I don't like boys either.

And the end of her shift she was in my hotel room.  And she didn't object wheb I gave her some baht when she left.

...and was she a ladyboy finally???
That reminds me of a LB who told she also works in an internet cafe' in BKK..better I go and check her out
Thanks PD!!
Thanks Mirimark for your smashing pick up lines!!

[Randyman]

And the end of her shift she was in my hotel room.  And she didn't object wheb I gave her some baht when she left.

We're more interested in what you gave her while you were there
randyman

[post-op lover]

Ha! You brought me back some sweet memories..my first (and second..and third..and forth) asian g/fs where stewardess from Cathay Pacific, Singapore Airlines and Philippines Airlines

Another quality posting from POL

Now, if you excuse me, I have to do some new ID member registration..ahem...

Now you've picked up the flight attendants?! Given that they meet 1000 guys / week, most of whom would love to shag a flight attendant, that's pretty impressive. Do tell more. What works?! What do they say about the guys who are always trying to hop into their skirts? It would certainly alleviate the high cost of air travel if there were better frequent flier perks. Were you in first class?

As for new member ID registration, I don't get it. Oh, do you mean faking being a postie? hahahaha, there've been a lot of fake posties on this board in the last year. The hilarious thing is how many of the other guys bought their stories. I seem to have been the most cautious.

[Looker]

Another quality posting from POL

Now, if you excuse me, I have to do some new ID member registration..ahem...

Now you've picked up the flight attendants?!       Given that they meet 1000 guys / week, most of whom would love to shag a flight attendant, that's pretty impressive.  Do tell more.  What works?!  What do they say about the guys who are always trying to hop into their skirts?  It would certainly alleviate the high cost of air travel if there were better frequent flier perks.    Were you in first class?  

As for new member ID registration, I don't get it.  Oh, do you mean faking being a postie?    hahahaha, there've been a lot of fake posties on this board in the last year.  The hilarious thing is how many of the other guys bought their stories.  I seem to have been the most cautious.   [/QUOTE]
No, I meant registering myslef with an ID to those two websites you gave out

Ok, my dealing with Air hostesses. I have NEVER picked up one during a flight, and I serioulsy doubt I'll ever succeed although I went quite close on a Garuda flight to Jakarta a few years ago.

I used to live in Middle East loooong time ago and the stewardess where stopping by in various hotels where myself and other friends were hanging around. So, that's how I met them..on ground and not in air

[post-op lover]

I used to live in Middle East loooong time ago and the stewardess where stopping by in various hotels where myself and other friends were hanging around. So, that's how I met them..on ground and not in air

Actually, I think that's the best way!

I seem to recall that Richard Feynman said he'd find out where the flight crew would stay, for various airlines, and pick them up there. I'm not 100% sure, though.

I remember seeing several crews of Korean Airlines attendants leaving a hotel in Chicago (?) one morning. Yummm! When I have more time and money (and need?), I'd like to keep track of that info for the same use as your own.

[Looker]

Actually, I think that's the best way!

I seem to recall that Richard Feynman said he'd find out where the flight crew would stay, for various airlines, and pick them up there.  I'm not 100% sure, though.

I remember seeing several crews of Korean Airlines attendants leaving a hotel in Chicago (?) one morning.  Yummm!  When I have more time and money (and need?), I'd like to keep track of that info for the same use as your own.

Ahh..Koreans..met a few from Cathay Pacific..very demanding girls in sense of $$$$$ but their look...........