The most original "pick-up"

[mirimark]

Postie'O How come your not at work? Are you FLooded in down there?
Awwhhhhh, the beauty of Living high up the mountains, All you Low-Landers catch the crumby end of the stick. My power just came back on after about 12hr's. ((that was a pick up line))

Make the sound of an Ambulance;
Whoooop'''Whoooop""Whoooop. thats the sound of a heartattact because
***FILL IN THE BLANK***

[post-op lover]

Postie'O How come your not at work? Are you FLooded in down there?
Awwhhhhh, the beauty of Living high up the mountains, All you Low-Landers catch the crumby end of the stick. My power just came back on after about 12hr's. ((that was a pick up line))

Make the sound of an Ambulance;
Whoooop'''Whoooop""Whoooop. thats the sound of a heartattact because
***FILL IN THE BLANK***

Mirimark, I have no idea what you just wrote. But, I'll try to talk the talk, okay? Let me turn on my English to Mirimark translator.

Dammit, it's broken. Pirating Def Leppard lyrics won't do, either.