Top 10 Things That Turn You Off

[qwerty]

with a G-Girl, the worst is when they fake moan or fake orgasm.
its so obvious. how stupid do they think we are?
and if they only knew i don't care if they get off.

with an LB, i hate when they quickly get undressed by themselves. i need to be the one to undress them, to peel down the panties and watch the "BOING!!!" as it springs to action.

[Guest]

There is a handjob bar called Fanny's in Soi Cowboy. They do it at the bar, at the back side of the bar. I had 3 girls working me up there, and I was near ready to cum when the lead girl said, "Buy us 3 tequilas!", at which point, enthusiasm went to zero, and I never went back there again!

[qwerty]

tequilas for handjobs is a better deal than the rest of the world.
yeah they should have asked before, or after, though

[Guest]

(Bam @ May 12 2007,09:20)

(rick @ May 12 2007,06:31) Agreed with bad breath and alcohol, but the absolute no1 turnoff is when you get chocolate on your dick. It dies right there, over , done, adios. Makes me wanna puke.

How about "Chocolate bad breath" after she sucks your cock after it's been in her bum?  

[relpax]

i hate it when someone plays with my nipples.

it has a less than desireable effect.

[donnnnnny]

nothing im a rampant nasty horny fucker who will fuck anything and dont care what they say how they smell how hairy they are what the room is like how it smells if there phone goes of i chuck it in the bin and keep humping, i dont care if a whore gets off so who cares if they moad and groan buit they must have a big hard cock. or i just wont go near them)

[allstar88]

skid marks!!

[donnnnnny]

fucking bastard yes they do turn me off hjad a girl from the welcome in who had them ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Bravo]

(allstar88 @ May 12 2007,18:51) skid marks!!

There's a marketing idea! Briefs covered in a print resembling skid marks.

[Guest]

(Bam @ May 12 2007,09:20) How about "Chocolate bad breath" after she sucks your cock after it's been in her bum?  

Bam, i know....i have smelled that and its so disgusting i try to erase that in my brain hd. It could very well ruin my love for lb´s forever and only do GG´s pussies. Please don´t mention that again.

[Dieter]

"You can't cum?......" What a question after one Red and one Mekhong lek....

"oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....too big for my ass"


Dieter

[Bravo]

(stogie bear @ May 12 2007,04:20) Turn offs...

The smell of food,

No. 1 of all the bad food smells ............... Dried fish. Can't stand it when a girl opens her mouth and that smell comes out. Sent more than a couple of girls home without doing the dirty deed after that!

[brocklanders]

1. Hairy bush or ass..bald is beautiful
2. Smoker's breath
3. Nam Pla breath
4. Talking or texting on a cell phone during my time with them.  
(First time I ask nicely and tell them to make all emergency calls in the beginning, the second time they answer I ask them to leave.  If they answer during the middle of a session then I kick them to the curb with no tip(has only happend twice)
5. Asking if they can fuck me up the ass
6. Asking if I will suck their cock
7. Stinky pussy
8. Shit stains on the condom mid session
9. Farting
10. Asking me to hurry up or as the Mexican putas say "feenish"

[BAM]

(mirimark @ May 12 2007,10:06) 1.) Being pissed on.
2.) Someones Anal smelling like Anal.
3.) Being slapped when I'm actually ready for it. (needs to be a suprise.)
4.) Being Choked while I'm trying to cum.
5.) Being Tied up with my own Bra & Panties.
6.) Having my mouth duct taped shut.
7.) Having someone stick their Tongue in my ear really fucking sucks.
8.) Being kicked in the Nuts.
9.) Getting pubic hair in my mouth.
10.) Being slapped with my own condom after the deed is done. ( Oh ! wait a minute.  I actually Like that. )
10.)  Farting really loud when he pulls his cock out of me.
11.)  Finally,  the cleaning up afterwards.

I think this is the Mirimark's must do list

[jadeite]

(1) the phone takes precedence over you
(2) lighting a cigarette-yuck!
(3) bringing up payment terms at the critical moment
(4) "you not strong" even though you WERE