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(stogie bear @ Jun. 04 2007,19:05) Large Asian families who insist on re-organising the whole seating plan should be ordered off the plane and forced to charter their own mode of transportation.
I had this episode at xmas... nightmare....schoolteacher stuck her kid in my seat and said she had authority from the desk....she shifted the whole back row around....
I told her to fuck off and threw the kid out....Boy, was she angry....and was i pissed off....
These "busy body" types and their families should be taken below , pushed into into the wheel bay hatch and jettisoned into the South China Sea... the shark infested bit....
(stogie bear @ Jun. 04 2007,19:05) Yes - Body odor culprits should be evicted from boarding as should women with excessive perfume.
This alone would exclude almost every fucker from India or Pakistan.
Nothing I love more than the fragrant mix of curry and body odour for 14 hours!
And fatasses should be banned two, although Indians tend to look like they either have worms or have been eating more than their fair share of naan bread!
And it should be illegal for any Muslime to fly on a plane.
(ziggystardust @ Jun. 08 2007,01:44) Like lighten up for Chris' sakes.
I am 'lightening up.' This is therapy for most of us...
Imagine if we didn't have these message boards where we can evacuate our ill wills and bad feelings. Imagine if we had no forums like this and we were forced to contain our prejudices and not share them in healthy discourse...
Oh - forgot - you are the only man on earth without prejudices!
(ziggystardust @ Jun. 08 2007,02:44) Travelling on average 3 out of 4 weeks, after reading this, I think my nightmare flight would be sitting beside Stogie and Donnnnny.
3AM... You wake up for no reason on your couch and ESPN2 is showing a re-run of a boxing match you've NEVER seen before. One of the boxers is black and one is white...
Who do you want to win?
I always want the white man to win... (he almost never does, though!)
Does that make me prejudiced? Of course it does.
Do you think that there is a black guy on the planet who secretly roots for 'the snow man'? Fuck, no - of course not.
Get real, Ziggy - You may not want to hear about the real world but that doesn't mean it's not there!
You are the only member of planet earth who isn't prejudice.
Getting back to the subject of flying. I think my plan for how to fly is brilliant.
Passengers are packed into tubes, the oxygen is lowered just enough that you fall asleep. and everyone is packed in tightly until the plane lands.
No worries about fussing or fighting, no kids running around, and no problems fretting over turbulence. You'll get plenty of sleep in preparation for your trip.
Airlines will only need one hostess per flight, and no long speeches about how to put on a seat belt. The airline won't have to pay for in-flight movies, meals, multiple stewardesses, and they can pack people in like sardines - the price of a ticket should plummet.
Actually I wasn't thinking of prejudices at all in my comment. Interesting that you were.
I was thinking that you sit as down as someone who is basically angry with everything and everyone, looking for someone to pounce on and rant. That's the kind of person I don't want to sit down beside on my flights.
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