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wot would u ban on a flght to an from los ............ for me it would be the bloke i sat next to on return flight last july ............ an input lads ? .......... 
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Screaming kidsYour got yer Mother in a whirl
Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl -
Chelsea fans!
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Anyone with a personal hygiene problem Â
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oi stogie ............ i saw that ...........
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Alcohol in coach/economy
seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!
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Snob's in business class 
Your got yer Mother in a whirl
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I'm a Chelsea follower - have been since The Cat was in goal! Just kidding!
Yes - Body odor culprits should be evicted from boarding as should women with excessive perfume.
Children should be strapped in their seats and not aloud to cry/move/breath!
Alcoholic drinks should be $100 EACH if you are a male under 30. Free - if you are a Thai ladyboy under 20!
People who initiate conversations should be billed by the word. I don't fly around the globe looking for mates!
Airline hostesses should be barred from boarding if they don't pass my 'bitch-o-meter' test.
Large Asian families who insist on re-organising the whole seating plan should be ordered off the plane and forced to charter their own mode of transportation.
Tickets should be charged by your combined wieght including luggage.
Fuck me... I think I better go back to Pattaya for more Moo-therapy!
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More for us in Buisness Class Â(katoeylover @ Jun. 04 2007,11:03) Alcohol in coach/economy Â
Emirates, God bless 'em Â
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stogie .......... me thinks it be better for u an quicker to list wot people u,d let on mate ............. another 1 to ban ........ fat lardy arses that bend down pointing it at yer face while yer sitting ... even worse .... eating ...
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(stogie bear @ Jun. 04 2007,11:05) Large Asian families who insist on re-organising the whole seating plan should be ordered off the plane and forced to charter their own mode of transportation.
Had this on the leg from Doha back to Manchester last trip
I ALWAYS make sure I get to check in early so I can get an Aisle seat
This Asian lady with many kids wanted to re-arrange the seating plan and this scouse bird wanted me to move in between them all
Why dont they get there early
The stewardess asked me if I would mind moving and I replied "no fucking way" I'm staying put
I then overheard the scouse bird telling the stewardess to make me move, nearly some "fireworks" I can tell you
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Yep - you are quite right... so here we go then... who would I let on the plane...stogie .......... me thinks it be better for u an quicker to list wot people u,d let on mate
People who like me and/or who are like me...
Brilliant... Now I can leave the house, get the bus to the airport and not have to break out in a cold sweat fretting about the wierdos I have to travel with...
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people who like u
an u like ?? ........... one empty plane that,s gonna be a mate ...... lol .........
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Perfect...(blue050 @ Jun. 04 2007,18:27) people who like u an u like? ........... one empty plane that's gonna be a mate...
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u,d still fall out with yer self stogie ............... another ban ........ females that go in the toilet for bout 25 mins an yer busting .................wot are they doing in there
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