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Guys I have a confession to make. I really think I need to go and get some therapy or something but I need to get this off my chest and unfortunately I am all spent out shagging ladyboys and have no funds to go and see a plastic surgeon.
My confession is that when I was with Monkeyman in Pattaya I overheard him talking to my next wife, Anna who one or two of you may have seen in Obsession recently. She is such a babe but this will become clearer as I go through my confession.
So, back to the overheard conversation with Monkeyman and Anna, I could guess they were talking about arranging a rendevous €“ Monkeyman promised to bring his tripod and by all accounts Anna said hers was already attached and thus she never forget it wherever she went. I heard Monkeyman talking about a rendevous at a secret location and thus I am afraid to say, I followed him back to Bangkok from Pattaya €“ I don't think he noticed as he either had a crooked neck or was asleep on the bus so he did not spot me trailing him back to the city of Angels.
For 3 nights I slept rough outside his apartment and followed his every move until I found them together €“ seemingly it was not a rendevous, merely a photoshoot. I have to protect Anna of course and to this end, I am ashamed to say, I bribed the housekeeper at the hotel where the shoot took place and I found some discarded pictures smeared with KY. I have done my best to clean them up and as a public service, and guys this is where you come in €“ I need to cleanse my soul and admit to this devious and nasty trick I have played on Monkeyman and Anna. Luckily they did not spot me, although they may have smelt me as I hid unwashed behind the litter bins as they left together. All I have to show for this is these 3 discarded pictures. I have no idea if there are more planned to come online €“ Hopefully I can convince the ATS team not to publish these pics of my wife €“ I don't want a Paul McCartney situation developing where when she is rich and famous, somebody decides to display these images of her youth in her quest for fame and glory and not to forget the need to keep her rotten Thai boyfriend's motorbike installments up to date.
As you can see from these pictures, she is such an innocent gal €“ I am sure she was born with those breasts €“ she is to young and innocent to have had them sculpted by some surgeon. So I am pleading for forgiveness to all the ATS guys €“ one day this may have a happy ending and I can get hold of and destroy the evidence still in Monkeymans possession. I am already taking steps to bring Anna a new life, she needs a big sponsor to help her extended family €“ you know she has 16 brothers that I have met so far €“ and they must be like twins and triplets as they are all around the same age €“ but I have agreed to fund their university education at Yale €“ I had no idea that you have to pay all 5 years tuition and accommodation fee's upfront, I guess that's why Anna had to start working in Obsession, but none the less, I will honour my obligations. I have already paid for an entire herd of Buffalo so that they can eat properly before leaving for the USA and study. I also had to pay for 200 Rai of land so that the Buffalo could be accommodated in somewhere called "Nakhon Knowhere" €“ I don't seem to be able to find it on the map but Anna assures me its near somewhere called "suckerville".
Incidentally, Just so you are aware, I have provided for Anna's bar fine for the next 3 years so don't waste your time going into Obsession to see her €“ by all accounts, all the pretty girls are now only found in Cascade €“ I would not even bother venturing into Obsession these days. Anna did tell me though that she does have to still go to the bar everyday but apparently that's just to pay the barfine and be shown to be ready for work €“ she promises me that she does not stay in the bar but prefers to go and improve her computer skills in the Internet café with the hi-speed webcam €“ apparently she is learning so she can keep in touch with her brothers when they go America. She must be getting good as she practices for such a long time and when she comes home every night at about 4am she says she "is fucked" and "so tired, cannot boom boom tonight darling" €“ she must be excited to see me though as I have noticed lots of semen stains all around the zip area of her jeans. I guess she must be thinking of me while studying how to use the computer and Internet. Why just the other day she asked for my credit card so that she could pay Yahoo for another 10GB of storage space on her email address, so I guess her family have lots of messages they send each other.
So in closing I really need your forgiveness and to voice your opinion if you want to see more pictures of Anna or if you agree with me and ask Stogie and Monkeyman to consign the entire lot to the rubbish bin so we don't expose this gal to such a sophisticated audience as the Asian-TS membership.
Cheers
Mardhi
My confession is that when I was with Monkeyman in Pattaya I overheard him talking to my next wife, Anna who one or two of you may have seen in Obsession recently. She is such a babe but this will become clearer as I go through my confession.
So, back to the overheard conversation with Monkeyman and Anna, I could guess they were talking about arranging a rendevous €“ Monkeyman promised to bring his tripod and by all accounts Anna said hers was already attached and thus she never forget it wherever she went. I heard Monkeyman talking about a rendevous at a secret location and thus I am afraid to say, I followed him back to Bangkok from Pattaya €“ I don't think he noticed as he either had a crooked neck or was asleep on the bus so he did not spot me trailing him back to the city of Angels.
For 3 nights I slept rough outside his apartment and followed his every move until I found them together €“ seemingly it was not a rendevous, merely a photoshoot. I have to protect Anna of course and to this end, I am ashamed to say, I bribed the housekeeper at the hotel where the shoot took place and I found some discarded pictures smeared with KY. I have done my best to clean them up and as a public service, and guys this is where you come in €“ I need to cleanse my soul and admit to this devious and nasty trick I have played on Monkeyman and Anna. Luckily they did not spot me, although they may have smelt me as I hid unwashed behind the litter bins as they left together. All I have to show for this is these 3 discarded pictures. I have no idea if there are more planned to come online €“ Hopefully I can convince the ATS team not to publish these pics of my wife €“ I don't want a Paul McCartney situation developing where when she is rich and famous, somebody decides to display these images of her youth in her quest for fame and glory and not to forget the need to keep her rotten Thai boyfriend's motorbike installments up to date.
As you can see from these pictures, she is such an innocent gal €“ I am sure she was born with those breasts €“ she is to young and innocent to have had them sculpted by some surgeon. So I am pleading for forgiveness to all the ATS guys €“ one day this may have a happy ending and I can get hold of and destroy the evidence still in Monkeymans possession. I am already taking steps to bring Anna a new life, she needs a big sponsor to help her extended family €“ you know she has 16 brothers that I have met so far €“ and they must be like twins and triplets as they are all around the same age €“ but I have agreed to fund their university education at Yale €“ I had no idea that you have to pay all 5 years tuition and accommodation fee's upfront, I guess that's why Anna had to start working in Obsession, but none the less, I will honour my obligations. I have already paid for an entire herd of Buffalo so that they can eat properly before leaving for the USA and study. I also had to pay for 200 Rai of land so that the Buffalo could be accommodated in somewhere called "Nakhon Knowhere" €“ I don't seem to be able to find it on the map but Anna assures me its near somewhere called "suckerville".
Incidentally, Just so you are aware, I have provided for Anna's bar fine for the next 3 years so don't waste your time going into Obsession to see her €“ by all accounts, all the pretty girls are now only found in Cascade €“ I would not even bother venturing into Obsession these days. Anna did tell me though that she does have to still go to the bar everyday but apparently that's just to pay the barfine and be shown to be ready for work €“ she promises me that she does not stay in the bar but prefers to go and improve her computer skills in the Internet café with the hi-speed webcam €“ apparently she is learning so she can keep in touch with her brothers when they go America. She must be getting good as she practices for such a long time and when she comes home every night at about 4am she says she "is fucked" and "so tired, cannot boom boom tonight darling" €“ she must be excited to see me though as I have noticed lots of semen stains all around the zip area of her jeans. I guess she must be thinking of me while studying how to use the computer and Internet. Why just the other day she asked for my credit card so that she could pay Yahoo for another 10GB of storage space on her email address, so I guess her family have lots of messages they send each other.
So in closing I really need your forgiveness and to voice your opinion if you want to see more pictures of Anna or if you agree with me and ask Stogie and Monkeyman to consign the entire lot to the rubbish bin so we don't expose this gal to such a sophisticated audience as the Asian-TS membership.
Cheers
Mardhi
when will this all stop 
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