More of Pattaya's finest - Naked & beautiful II

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(deepthroat @ Aug. 15 2010,01:16) Rub it in guys...

I think they did already!

[pacman]

(Bumpa STIKKA @ Aug. 14 2010,16:28) So - come on Pacman... what's happening on the Pattaya Front these days?

We are all sitting here in the boonies waiting for an update!

Saturday night in Pattaya & EZY is closed. I am not surprised, with a 4 day weekend for the Queen's Birthday, Pattaya is unusually quiet for a weekend. Even here at the Penthouse, there are less weekend visitors than normal.

Walking Street seems to be operating normally but over the past two nights I have been to Soi 6 (late) & Jomtien. Both were scarily quiet. Scary as in the girls in Soi 6 were literally screaming at me to stop for a drink. And me all alone...      

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...      

That was Friday night. Last night I played pool with Manarak at Sallys Bar & finding New (or Ninew as Manarak correctly pointed out) had gone home for Mothers Day, we returned to Pattaya in heavy traffic. The powers-that-be in their wisdom had closed Beach Road all day & no one could drive anywhere. The Sauvignon Blanc I had shared with Titian in the afternoon was taking its toll on me so we parted ways & I headed back to my room. I promptly fell asleep but was woken up an hour later by As It Is, an Aussie friend who rarely posts.

He suggested I come down to WS to meet another forum guy who had just arrived. I accepted & made the 3 minute walk to WS. (Yes, 3 minutes!! Think of that next time you are changing Baht Buses) Anyway, when I located As It Is in Goodfellas (it is right opposite England Bar, ex-JSB) the new guy had gone for a ST. No probs, Goodfellas is a nice place just to sit & watch the circus that is JSB. And just to complete the picture, I had Emma/Amy sitting right in front of me. No beers for our Emma, she was sipping on her bottle of Champagne that rested in an ice bucket. Of course.    And As It Is told me she had just finished one & he didn't think that was her first either.

Amy has come off the boil a bit but she still has a nice face that looked good every time she turned around to check what was happening behind her. I was beginning to consider the unthinkable, that I could take her back to the Penthouse but the thought of having to argue with her over what I wanted to pay her & what she thought she was worth proved more than I was in the mood for. And when she stood up & I was reminded her legs are a little short so I scrapped the idea. I have been told she is very good at what she does, hardly surprising when you consider I would be number 10,000 in her career. Remember when she was the LB who stirred the loins of every guy who stumbled across her pictures on the net? She still does, there must be 1000's of photos of her out there.

Sitting there you do get approached regularly by people all the time trying to sell any humble thing they can possibly offer. The shoe shine fellas try it out on everyone, even those not wearing leather shoes, but they have perfected the pathetic look when you brush (sorry) them away. I am sure they rely on the 20 baht tip more than they could ever make polishing shoes. And the World's Oldest Woman still out at 2am selling roses & those flower necklaces. She looks so haggard, I was sure she was the WOW, until the WOW's mother arrived selling the same thing. Damn, these ladies are old!

Shah joined us & I decided a visit to Fat Joes was in order. What's better than a good kebab when the munchies strike? The boys said they would move to Linda Bar (IMO better than it has ever been. It is an oasis on WS these days) but first they would have one inside the belly of the beast - JSB (yes, I know it is now England Bar).

I took my kebab inside JSB & sat down. I was immediately approached by a number of girls. Not in the passive aggressive manner of old though, they are far more respectful of the few farangs who venture inside these days. They have to be, we are a valuable resource & they have woken up. One girl with an enormous pneumatic chest had pulled her flimsy top down underneath her straining bra. Anywhere else & she would look ridiculous, here she strutted up & down as proud as punch sticking her rock hard melons right in my face. She still looked ridiculous but in a good way.

I wiped a drop of juice from my kebab from my chin with my finger. The job was done but this was a call for 5 metres of toilet paper to be rolled out & given to me to mop up any mess. Despite saying no, customer service was going to be delivered whether the customer wanted it or not. How things have changed. But they were all nice & accepted my refusal of more personal services with equanimity.

As It Is noticed several of the EZY girls taking the escalator up to the Marine Disco. I had visited there previously so Shah & I followed to see what was on offer. A blacked out room full of people (mainly locals), a volume level twice what I had encountered on a previous visit (painfully loud), a packed dance floor & no sign of the EZY girls. Shah bailed out, I found As It Is dancing with Bow, joined them for a minute to demonstrate my disco skills are still intact, thought it would be undiplomatic to proposition Bow in the middle of a dance & decided sleep was my only option.

Walking back around 3 this morning, I saw many freelancers standing around wondering where the farangs were. Now looking gorgeous, Julie too, just stunning, then a very cute one I had only spotted once previously. I took her phone number while refusing her offer of a ST. I counter-offered with a suggestion she could come & sleep in an air conditioned room & we have a ST in the morning. "But you pay me for LT?" she asked. I knew that was coming. Even though there is every likelihood she would stand on WS till 6am with nothing before heading home to share a bed with her two friends & no aircon (she confirmed that was the case), she wouldn't discount her LT rate & get a good night's rest. "Up to you" I told her & left her to ponder her business strategy.

And that was my Saturday night. Very tame for Pattaya but better than anything in Bumfuck Idaho. (Sorry about the lack of pics.)

[Tomcat]

(pacman @ Aug. 15 2010,17:58) I had Emma/Amy

thats Emmy is it not. The good looking postie who hangs around Simon bar sometimes. I like her and im glad she is still there as i lost her phone number .

She told me that she was going to Bankok to work around Easter time and i was going to meet up with her there. ( if indeed it is the same Emmy)

Is Goodfellas the bar with the Rock Band if im not mistaken. And quite good at that from memory

[pacman]

   No, it is the little Amy/Emma, the famous one who used to sit on WS on her stool with her gold sash looking like she had just won Miss World. She isn't a postie, I am sure we would all have heard about that.

The bar with the band is on the corner of Soi BJ, home of EZY Bar. I can't think of its name, then there is a small bar alongside it, then there is Goodfellas, opposite (almost) JSB. It is the big verandah-style bar where all the chairs face WS.

It has been there forever but wasn't always called Goodfellas.

The band is indeed good, there are no bad ones playing on WS, some are better than others of course, but I couldn't sit & listen to them, they are just so loud. This band play a lot of Led Zeppelin & I had to stop to see who was singing a fantastic version of Robert Plant, right down to the screams & all.

A Thai girl. She sounds just like him. Amazing, who would have thunk it?

[pacman]

A small correction from an earlier post I made - I wrote the name of the bar the Russian girls work out of as Larry's Shadow. That's what I thought I had read. Imagine my surprise when I looked at the name properly & saw it is Lady's Shadow.

Don't ask me how I managed to do that. Lady makes more sense though, who ever heard of a Russian named Larry?

[Tomcat]

Sorry Pac. i thought you said Emma and Amy. Some confusion.

Im sure the bar is the same one though. Emmy whom i mentioned has a friend whom i thought may be the Amy you refered to and they both work in Goodfella bar at times. They sit on the front bit.

Emmys is a postie as i know her pretty well and have shagged her. She is the best looking Ladyboy i ever saw with a few exceptions . Maybe no ones realises she is a Ladyboy... oh well

[ALASKAN BEAR]

(pacman @ Aug. 15 2010,18:45)    No, it is the little Amy/Emma, the famous one who used to sit on WS on her stool with her gold sash looking like she had just won Miss World. She isn't a postie, I am sure we would all have heard about that.

The bar with the band is on the corner of Soi BJ, home of EZY Bar. I can't think of its name, then there is a small bar alongside it, then there is Goodfellas, opposite (almost) JSB. It is the big verandah-style bar where all the chairs face WS.

It has been there forever but wasn't always called Goodfellas.

The band is indeed good, there are no bad ones playing on WS, some are better than others of course, but I couldn't sit & listen to them, they are just so loud. This band play a lot of Led Zeppelin & I had to stop to see who was singing a fantastic version of Robert Plant, right down to the screams & all.

A Thai girl. She sounds just like him. Amazing, who would have thunk it?

is that the hot tuna bar.?

[pacman]

   Sky Blue III Bar. On the corner of Soi BJ & Walking Street.

Another good band play at The Rolling Stone Bar, also on Walking Street. Also too loud for me.

There are 3 Hot Tuna Bars. Like there are 3 Living Dolls Go Go's. When they get a name that proves popular they want to spread the magic.

[titian]

(pacman @ Aug. 15 2010,18:45)    No, it is the little Amy/Emma, the famous one who used to sit on WS on her stool with her gold sash looking like she had just won Miss World. She isn't a postie, I am sure we would all have heard about that.

It was pics of Amy that persuaded me to sign up to LB69 a couple of years ago. I've never met her, but surely as she's getting older and she's been around the block an infinite number of times she must be looking jaded? I agree about the short legs (from the photos) and her dick always seemed to be on the short side, even for a LB.

As an aside, it was pictures of Karn on LBLB.com that persuaded me to sign up to Ladyboy Gold last year, although I subsequently decided she wasn't the sexiest girl on the site (this wasn't Amy either!).

Apologies for any typos - I'm composing this in the dark as Om is still sleeping. We watched a programme about Michael Jackson's stillborn "This Is It" tour last night and it didn't finish until 6 am. It's an interesting thought that many of his greatest hits were written before most of the LBs we know were born.

[pacman]

   You've never met Amy? I could always ask her to come to dinner tonight...      

Considering she must have been well hammered with all that Champagne she drank on Saturday night, she looked remarkably fresh. And I didn't mention her sheer see-through top, her knockers were looking very inviting indeed. If you are into that sort of thing of course.

And I have been told that Karn is more than a social drinker these days which would bear out the comments about her insecurity. She isn't showing any ill-effects from her drinking & smoking, not yet anyway. But she will, the piper must always be paid.

[titian]

No problem with Amy joining us for dinner. But I guess you'll be the one paying for her time! And I suggest we're not paying for her champagne in the restaurant....

By the way, I haven't had a coffee since I arrived here. As I only drink decaff I suspect we'll have to end up in Starbucks after dinner though.

[pacman]

Up to you!

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Great stuff, Paccers... You get the feeling of being there when you read these long posts with all the minutiae in them.

Congrats - this looks like being your best holiday ever... and that's saying something!

[pacman]

Thanks for the kind words Bumpa. I don't know if this is my BEST holiday ever but it certainly isn't my worst.

I have been slack, no posts for 3 days, so here's a synopsis of what's been happening. For those who find reading intimidating, scroll to the bottom for the pics. It has been too long since I last posed someone but Cindy is worth the wait. IMO.

For those following the Karl & Lita saga, EZY has been closed for the past 3 nights. I have been told Karl is on a sabbatical. That is one way to put it I guess. The whole story will come out, at the moment I have been told so much conflicting information, I don't know what to believe. I check every night if the bar is open & the EZY girls I see, I ask them what is happening. Their inability to speak out is as instructive as anything they might tell me. At least they aren't deliberately telling me stories, they just sit there dumbstruck, saying something like "Karl.... he no open... he....       ". They just can't get anything out. I know they want to say something, then the reality of who they are talking to, the situation they find themselves in, it is all too much & they just clam up.

I strongly advise everyone not to jump to conclusions. The situation is not clear cut & anyone trying to connect the dots is going to get only half the story. But there is plenty waiting to be written. I will leave it for Karl & others to fill in the gaps.

I saw an interesting sight last night on Walking Street. A policeman was walking along with a dog on a leash. Not a German Shepherd or similar, rather this was one of those beagle type dogs they employ at international airports to sniff out drugs. I don't know how long the local police have used sniffer dogs, if indeed that is what it is, but I am sure that many here in Pattaya would be none too happy to see it.

I watched in amusement as he led it into a few bars where the pooch eagerly sniffed around everybody in sight. I suspect the presence of this dog might change the habits of a few locals. The few discos I have ventured into late in the evening were full of farangs grinning from ear to ear & stumbling around like zombies. I wonder if the policedog will pay them a visit?

A new bunch of fellas were in La Bamba last night. All of them are on other forums but they recognised my name & were very welcoming. I shared local info with them & was then invited to join them at the Blues Factory. Hmmm, I remember that place but where is it again? In the middle of Goodfellas there is an alley that leads to a number of bars. Off to the right is the Blues Factory, a good place for R&B & rock'n'roll. The owner, at least until he sold the place, is/was Lam Morrison, a Thai who has played guitar in Pattaya forever. Now 65 (really? he looks much younger), he is one of those players who can make his guitar talk. His band is the best I have seen in a town of good bands. A bass player (6 string bass? I don't remember one of them before), a drummer & keyboard player all of whom are exceptional, they can really deliver.

Rather than go on about their playing, I simply recommend anyone in town to pay a visit. And though the volume was up, the noise didn't bother me at all because it was music, not disco junk being pumped through huge speakers with painful levels of bass. Likewise, the night before I spent a pleasant few hours at the Rolling Stone Bar, & despite writing that I found it too loud in an earlier post, sitting there with a beer, it was fine.

I was with Manarak & he pointed out a ladyboy sitting in the next bar. I peered across & couldn't decide if she was one of our side or a GG. That's the problem with tired eyes. So I called her over & quickly realised he was right. Her name is Jay & her pictures are on Manarak's TR. And a sweet girl she is too. We left the RSB & moved over to join her & the girls. I suggested to Manarak he buy one other a drink - Jay's mother. And she still looks good, I sat their pondering if I might have "dated" mum on an earlier visit. I have been visiting Pattaya for nearly 35 years after all.

Mum would have been 10 back then, perhaps I dated Jay's grandmother, blimey, where did the years go?

Immediately behind this bar are 3 GoGo's with another big one upstairs.4 GoGo's I have never seen nor heard of, & all full of girls. Leaving Manarak to pursue his new love, I visited all of them. In one there was a vision dancing on the corner of the stage. She knew she was hot. While the other girls wore bikinis & did their little jig-type of dance to the music, she was dressed in micro shorts with a tiny singlet & a pale blue trilby hat. I think it was the hat that got me in. Boldly walking up to her, I gestured for her to pass down the hat (I wasn't drunk, I promise your honour). Now I had the hat on my head, I stood there just long enough to realise I now looked ridiculous. No one seemed to notice, they were all busy with their immediate company or just staring at the tiny pair of shorts swaying provocatively on the stage.

Quickly moving to redeem my situation, I made the universal hand signal gesturing for this cutey to join me for a drink, whilst handing back her hat, all the time trying not to look sillier than I was. No mean feat. But she stepped out into thin air where I was able to catch all 35 kgs (at the most) of her & carry her back to my seat. Feeling like I had made some winning move I realised I had been outwitted yet again. While gently lowering my prize onto the lounge, the wheels of commerce had silently clicked into action. In a second, with no audible order, her drink of choice was set down beside her. Damn, they must have practised that little move a few times.

And of course what else would our little Princess drink? A shot of tequila which she swallowed with a gulp, was gracious enough to thank me & with that, she was gone. What happened was all I could think to myself. I had just been caught, plucked & fucked. Not literally mind you, I never even got to say goodbye. But I did get the bill, all 180 baht for a 2 second drink. I had to laugh at the sheer professionalism of the whole event & not for the first time had I been skinned by the cutest girl in the bar. I guess I will fall for it again. I may even go back there & ask her name...      

Anyway, I managed to redeem myself. Among these 4 GoGos there was one LB, one of the tallest I have ever seen. Here's Cindy, nearly 6 foot tall in the old money, weighing 55 kgs, been working 1 month (according to her), as affectionate as any can possibly be & far more of a femboy than I can remember taking before. I was on that proverbial slippery slope but had no inclination to save myself. It is a mixed up world indeed when we can find so much happiness in the arms of such a babe.

And she doesn't gulp tequila, she is damn economical compared to Miss HotPants.

[pacman]

I do go on a bit but at least I know some here read what I write. Deepthroat encourages me & Bumpa seems to appreciate it.

For the rest of you, here's more of Cindy. The girl with the thighs of steel. She told me she was the best volleyball player in school. I am not surprised.