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Thanks SB, the last person to call me a nice guy came from Portugal, but thats another story.(Mr. GRUMPY (Grrr!) @ Jan. 08 2008,11:55)Enough said. It's funny how the people who were approached are amongst the nicest people I know. No names, but you know who you are.You seem a nice guy... but thats exactly why he targeted you.
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Hey... no problem. But now I have your attention... how about a coffee at Starbucks... That's a nice enviroment for some smooth talking... oh, and in the morning is better because you won't be concentrating properly and I'll be able to make you say 'Yes!' without you even realising it.(pampamsam @ Jan. 09 2008,03:14)Thanks SB, the last person to call me a nice guy came from Portugal, but thats another story.(Mr. GRUMPY (Grrr!) @ Jan. 08 2008,11:55)Enough said. It's funny how the people who were approached are amongst the nicest people I know. No names, but you know who you are.You seem a nice guy... but thats exactly why he targeted you.
After you've made your half promise to me you'll walk away thinking 'What the fuck did I just do!' and hope that maybe I'll forget about it. But I won't and I'll gently goad you into giving me money riding on the back your goodnatured guilt trip which I have worked on. What? You didn't know?
Pretty soon after that you'll have to like me because I owe you money. So the next batch should be a little bit easier, but I'll be cunning and come up with something so plausable that you'll not doubt my veracity for even one second.
Depending on how the second 'grab' goes I may be after some more, but I better be quick... this kind of thing can't go on forever. All the lies about my health, business and love life are eventually gonna get exposed...
I've sounded out a few others but I'm pretty smart. The ones who have said 'Sorry, No!' I have sworn to secrecy assuring them that THEY are the only person that I approached. They all like me so it'll take a huge drop in my credibility for them to step forward and say anything.
There are a few who I haven't even bothered asking because I know that type. Fucking finance wizards and smarty pants bastards. Waste of time asking the regulars who live here - they don't have a bean to rub together anyway - so I won't even pretend to like those losers...
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Another story? No Sam it this story, OUR story!(pampamsam @ Jan. 09 2008,04:14) Thanks SB, the last person to call me a nice guy came from Portugal, but thats another story.
Possibly the greatest story ever told, well at least in the last 10 minutes on this site. Mother told me 100 billion times never exaggerate.
These BM's may be laughing at us now, some even think we are poor, sad losers but we'll show them won't we mate? Is there anything better than on those hot, tropical evenings having a cold beer in our favourite bar, La Bamba. Well it will be just as soon as I can get back. There we will be surrounded by a sea of lovelies who regularly will come up to squeeze our crotch to see if we are sufficiently aroused, ready to drag one off. And if all the cock grabbing & nipple flashing doesn't get you, they will perform a dance that will leave you in no doubt to the colour of their undies. More like dental floss pulled up their arse [ass for US members], except the total mass of all arses of the La Bamba staff combined equals that of one well fed Western chick.
No offence meant to well fed chicks everywhere, but isn't that why we are here? LOS is not just about the availability of girls for sex, it is the quality of the sex itself. This cannot be explained, it must be experienced & those of us who know care little for the moral rantings of the pc brigade wanting to stop sex tourism. The sexual exploitation of underage kids, another story completely & I condemn anyone who thinks that's a good idea.
Where was I? Ah yes, standing out front of La Bamba solving the problems of the world, wondering how Franck is getting on, Sam & I, his free-loading mate.
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Franck? Is that you?(stogie bear @ Jan. 09 2008,04:29) Nicky... I'm coming up the stairs my darling... by the time I get there... cough cough... don't worry dear, I'm OK... cough cough...[/b]
It sure sounds like you.
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She wasn't wrong(pacman @ Jan. 09 2008,00:42) Possibly the greatest story ever told, well at least in the last 10 minutes on this site. Mother told me 100 billion times never exaggerate.
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Dave welcome back mate. I got your last message - guy waving a white flag, not too cryptic, and I've worked out what it meant in relation to my question about a couple of pints - one for me & one for Franck.(daveduke007 @ Jan. 09 2008,09:16)She wasn't wrong(pacman @ Jan. 09 2008,00:42) Possibly the greatest story ever told, well at least in the last 10 minutes on this site. Mother told me 100 billion times never exaggerate.
He's indicating the coast is clear, that the grumpster isn't around & it's safe to enter. Now while we enjoy the surroundings of your fine establishment would it be too much to ask if you can offer us a bite of pub-grub? [Food for those who don't know the term.]
Is yours one of those tarted-up joints that do a trendy line in Anglais/Asian fusion cuisine? Something nice like the dish popularised by Austin Powers -
Creme of Sum Yung Guy.
No! Righto, bangers & mash it is then . . twice.
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I had to laugh , sorry(pacman @ Jan. 09 2008,08:42) 1
These BM's may be laughing at us now, some even think we are poor, sad losers but we'll show them won't we mate? Is there anything better than on those hot, tropical evenings having a cold beer in our favourite bar, La Bamba.
Well it will be just as soon as I can get back.
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(pacman @ Jan. 09 2008,02:06)Dave welcome back mate. I got your last message - guy waving a white flag, not too cryptic, and I've worked out what it meant in relation to my question about a couple of pints - one for me & one for Franck.(daveduke007 @ Jan. 09 2008,09:16)She wasn't wrong(pacman @ Jan. 09 2008,00:42) Possibly the greatest story ever told, well at least in the last 10 minutes on this site. Mother told me 100 billion times never exaggerate.
He's indicating the coast is clear, that the grumpster isn't around & it's safe to enter. Now while we enjoy the surroundings of your fine establishment would it be too much to ask if you can offer us a bite of pub-grub? [Food for those who don't know the term.]
Is yours one of those tarted-up joints that do a trendy line in Anglais/Asian fusion cuisine? Something nice like the dish popularised by Austin Powers -
Creme of Sum Yung Guy.
No! Righto, bangers & mash it is then . . twice.
What do you mean no credit? Charge it to grumpy! Funny you should mention the "grumpster" as I'm going to meet him this afternoon in KL's "neck of the woods"
No doubt get a decent pint and grub then
As regard's to Franck he never did me any harm so I'm not going to comment, in fact he actually "accused" ME of "kidnapping" one of the girls from his bar
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Oh well,thanks for the invite guys
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Still time hun, can you get to Sheffield by 3-30pm or Stockport by 2pm, now that would be a blast
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Oh no i am SERIOUSLY gutted,i'd never get my hair done in time.....
......why oh why did i grow my hair so long
maybe next time,
a sad and very,very lonely
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Not as "gutted" as me and the Bear no doubt
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No Daveybaby i'm serious....the mascaras gone again
so,so sad,
lonely Liver bird,
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The 1965 movie of the same name is about the crucifiction of Jesus Christ.(pacman @ Jan. 08 2008,17:42) the greatest story ever told
Not sure if anyone is going to remember these events 2000 years from now? Perhaps a printout of this saga will somehow survive and become sacred scripture?
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