Koh Samui, Koh Phangan & Chiang Mai.

[Bit Beefy]

u can get to thailand for £340 with Jordanian Airways....But do i wana stop in Jordan? Dont fancy it...Theres another one that stops off in Moscow thats £370....... But ive gone with Eva Air this Time good deal £482 Return. Economy..lol....same leg room as thai and the tvs in ure arm rest. When i fly thai i always strain my poor eyes....

I just tried to Book with thai...its 4120Baht-£58 but they wont let me pick up the tickets at a London Branch i gota go pick it up in bangkok....Why they gota make it complicated for me....lol

[Bit Beefy]

I just tried to Book with thai...its 4120Baht-£58

Chiang Mai

[Guest]

Told you that twat wanker "mark" was wrong dude !!! Pie eyed filthy scumbucket !

Eva - is that taiwanese ? Is that non stop ?

Best deal I got so far non stop with Quantus plus 2 nights accommodation at the Sukothai in Bkk ( got to recover well dear boy ! and impress the ladies !) was 636 sterling return.

The problem I got is that I'm very particular who and when I fly.

I usually like to leave UK at night thereby getting a kip at my normal time of night and arriving fresh in Bkk in the afternoon. Straight to the hotel, shower, large bloody mary, followed by another large mary and then on and upwards towards Nana for many beers and catching the breeze chatting with the gg and having a laugh before descending towards the real deal clubs ! Get my drift ? Get my knob polished by some dangerously good looking ladyboy before moving home for some nightime candy ! Followed by a small bite to eat afterwards - you gotta eat big boy !

Followed by more pink ring action before we go to dozy dozy land zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Waking up with a ladyboy in your arms sucking your morning glory has got to be the BEST wake up call ever ?

I defy you to name otherwise !

Later,

Bricktop

[Bit Beefy]

If Only the twat knew how wrong he was. He sent me another highly amusing email yesterday. I havent blocked him and wont lol. ill make a little file of his emails then pass them onto yahoo so they can see what he uses there facilities for

As for Eva air, Yep spot on they are Tainwanese.

Like a majestic bird, the Evergreen Group has taken flight. It stepped from the seas to land. Then, with EVA Air as the embodiment of the best of this great transportation heritage, it soared into the wide-open skies.

The Evergreen Group steadily transformed itself as a transportation giant on the world stage. From the wellspring of its Taiwanese heritage, it built on strengths of its culture and created "EVA Air - the Wings of Taiwan".

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£482 is dircet, i cant deal with all that stop over shit. does my head in.. Its the 1st time i havent flown thai but there prices was silly high this year. i normally pay about £580 and thats for London-Bangkok 2 nights in the Asia Hotel then domestic Flight to phuket then Phuket-Bangkok-London. Alot of people ive spoke say they pay in excess of £600. i dont think ive ever paid that much.

i tend to leave london around 10am-12am and get in to bangkok around 7am there time. thats y im always pissed off when i get there. ever tried getting a ladyboy out to come meet you at 10am in the morning i am yet to suceed. I have however learnt my lesson so gona get into bangkok mid afternoon... Shower, Go get some head.go see some of me US buddies if there still working out there, eat food, drink, then hit the Real clubs as you say then go get a ladyboy. What happens after that who knows....

What i do wana do is go to eden, still havent been there. and i wana go to that bar that i am yet to find. You pay 150baht for a beer or 500baht for a special beer. hatch opens up and some bird noshes u thru the hole...It appeals to me...lol duno y....

Hollar Back...

Beef

[Bit Beefy]

As you said nothing beats some lovely lady bashing the shit or sucking the shit out of your morning Glory.

I like waking up and just feel my body tingle and shes been sucking it while i sleep. u get that wake up cuming feeling. like a wet dream.... Girl in pattaya did that shit. She got an extra 500baht just for that. Yep...im a freak

[Guest]

Excellent choice Beefy. Eva are extremely good to fly with, and their in-flight service is unparalleled.
Will put in a little "groung work" for you when I'm in Chiangmai this weekend, "warm" a few up! The Cynic

[Bit Beefy]

Make sure your just warming them up Cynic, dont wana get there and there all injured....

Beef

[Bit Beefy]

Cynic Have u ever heard of the Prince Hotel or had any dealings with it??? Its off Chang Moi and Taiwang Road.... I got it for 800baht a nite which is ok. http://www.bookings-asia.com/th/hote...g=uk&id=301286 there website quotes a more expensive price but i went thru that chianmaimall link u sent me....

Beef

[Guest]

Nothing wrong with the Prince, mainly Thai occupants, small pool, and not too far from the action. It has the dubious reputation of being the closest hotel to the worst, most sleazy Go-Go bar in the whole of the Kingdom! "Las Vegas" Staffed by the most flea bitten ,disease ridden hookers I have ever had the misfortune to drink with, but another "must see"
as part of your cultural adgenda in Chiangmai. Situated at the end of "Ambush alley" renowned for underage ladies of the night, which until recently held the record of having the most underage girls "repatriated" by the Bangkok Crime Suppression Unit. Over five hundred girls were sent home, or placed into protective custody, from bars in a five hundred meter strip.
A rather rough, decidedly Thai area......Nice choice! A very "liberal" hotel, with an open guest policy.
The Cynic

[Bit Beefy]

I wana be like u when i grow up mannnnn...Bet u didnt even think about what u just typed...it just came...lol

Well id rather know than not know. But that right there is some messed up shit, how young were these girls?

[Guest]

Most of the girls were between twelve and fifteen, although there were some real old ones there who were sixteen.
The street was an extension of the "Kampaengdin" (earth wall) brothel area of Chiangmai. Where Thai tourists came from all over Thailand to visit. Only about two remain today as a legacy of Chiangmai's raunchy past. They are right opposite the Imperial Mae Ping hotel, going down towards Sri Donchai, also worth a visit.....The Cynic

[Bit Beefy]

How long you been going to thailand cynic? or do u live there. u really know ure stuff mate!!! I dont wana be one of them boring fukas that just goes there for 2 weeks once a year and shags till his nobs lost all feeling, doesnt leave his hotel room apart from when purchasing condoms and orange juice to top up lost fluids. i wana do all that and explore and get to know a little bit about it. so when some1 calls me a sex tourist i can give um the finger and then give um a run down of the local history etc etc.....Its just nice to know.....

12-15. Its not my cupa tea, each to there own but i personally think its vile, ive seen some 16 year olds in the US that look like there mid 20's but i gota a younger sis which kina keeps me away from troubleing girls that young.....ill watch them at 16 and say that they will be nice when there older, speak at 17 and tell them they have a year of YT left then 18 there mine....

[Guest]

A very good idea to broarden your horizons whilst travelling, and as you say, not just go out of your hotel to replenish necessary supplies. Been in SE Asia for a while, and thoroughly enjoy the place. I'd certainly not be as comfortable in say London or New York.
You will find most Thai brothels have heaps of young girls in them, mainly towards the border areas such as Mae Sai in the north to Arunyaprathet in the south, and all stops in between.
Not my cup of tea either. Must rush.....going shopping. The Cynic

[Bit Beefy]

Ive only ever been to one brothel in thailand and that was on my 1st ever trip, i got KNOCKED. i got to the hotel room at asia hotel and went down to the lobby i was grabbed by the fella that took my luggage up he gave me the speil showed me his card and i got sucked in big time, paid about 8000baht for 2 girls...... thought i got a touch, then i went out later and found i cuda got 2 chicks for more than half that..felt like a big PRIK....now i just laugh about it and warn other 1st timers, i guess that just put me off it.....

[Bit Beefy]

u enjoy ure shop, 0028 here gota be up at 0530 for work....

Cheers

Beef