Favorite Texts?

[buttafly]

Come on, we all get 'em.....at least us guys who travel to the LOS often and have cell phones and know a lot of ladyboys, it's hilarious reading that shit and especially checking the times they roll in some nights, like 5 or 6 am, etc......funny as hell.

no names necessary to embarass these kids, but if you have a few funny ones, do share!

my recent favorite from just 2 days ago, came in at 545am;

" you are unwanted of me because I have no testicles"

Actually, I LIKED the fact you have no balls and can still cum, it's the non-english part I can't stand!


Hate mannequins, ya' know??

[buttafly]

from one of the ATS superstars, circa 2004 or so when we were having one of our now-legendary fighting sessions;


"who bring you to this world, your mother? Or are you one with nature by birth"?

Huh??

[D33]

HAHAHA nice!

I remember after seeing "Eye" and then banging her friend, I was in the car with a certian person * cough* and getting a text that read "I agry u. u fak my friend."

This is while she was ON THE PHONE with the other guy in the car!!! I guess she sent that to me then called him. His reply was, "yea, and he fucked her to!"

[diablo80]

Guys and Dolls

Joy's (obsession) favorite phrase is "U r BAD man" and I think has become a classical...

but the best phrase that I hear lately (repetitively) is "Diablo I think you do not LOVE me any more"

Diablo Le Grec

[buttafly]

the all-time classics and total BS of course;

"I Love you"

or

"I Miss you"

in any forms, from any ladyboy.....you believe it and I have some swampland in Arizona I am looking to sell

[buttafly]

" sorry to bother you, but I need to borrow some money.... please send to {bank account, details, bank name, etc....here}"

Always good for a laugh!

[katoeylover]

"Hi - when you come back to bangkok" - means i'm broke

"miss you" - miss your cash

"love you" - not had a customer today

[vangough05]

(buttafly @ Mar. 17 2007,05:46) the all-time classics  and total  BS of course;

 "I Love  you"

or

"I Miss you"

  in any forms, from any ladyboy.....you believe it and I have some swampland in Arizona I am looking to sell

They are also long time classics from white hippos. Loosely transleted to.

"i love you" = honey, i need a new $300.00 dress as i know you don't want me to look like shit in public.

''i miss you" = babe, my credit card is over loaded , can you please come home and top it up.

[newwriter]

OK, this is not exactly what the thread starter had in mind but gives me the giggles nonetheless.

A little background - met a GG (non-professional) in a bar here in Beijing. Went out twice. Had sex second time - bloody good it was too. She became a stalker / bunny-boiler. I ignored her. I went back to Sydney. End of story?

Returned to Beijing and am now living here. Somehow (cannot track down how) she finds out my mobile number but nothing else so I get occasional rants from her via text. The following texts arrived within a single hour yesterday:

1. You are shit guy
2. Get out from China
3. I hate you
4. Wanna go to a party?
My only response to any of this was "No"
5. How bout sex?

Good looking, great fuck, seriously messed up head.

[bigmick22]

sounds like a keeper!

[Snick]

Tuesday
Thank you very much and I Love You
Friday.
The last time i want you help me. You don't care me.

[katoeylover]

"You no care i die!!"

[Guest]

u bad man butterfly to much.

y u fuk girl las night , not me

[mardhi]

Actually I have an sms from someone who I felt a lot for in a platonic way which went something like:-

"now I am home, thank you for all your help and support - I feel sure this medicine will make me strong again and I want to see you to thank you for everything you do for help me and you are in my heart always"

Unfortunately the said girl died of hepatitus complications 24 hours later after being in and out of hospitals for the previous 4 weeks. That is one sms I will never delete and for the gossip mongers Jay is well aware of the circumstances and who she is in case you want to try and score points. some sms's can actually make you cry and the one that came from her mum shortly after did that to me. 24 is way to young an age to die from a preventable illness.

Cheers
Mardhi

[TTChang]

  wow, that's emotional stuff, mardhi.   Thx for posting that   .... It puts in perspective an otherwise hilarious thread.