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  • Pet peevs..

    My pet peeves about ladyboys boil down to these two (on the top of my head, I might come up with a few later).

    1. Phimosis. This is probably my biggest pet peeve about ladyboys. How come that so many ladyboys have this medical condition without doing anything about it? I know that this topic has been discussed in the ATS forums earlier (see links here and here (see pictures in last tread for bad example)), but it is really a turnoff for me when I get this beauty home (or to a hotel room) and it turns out that she has this tight fore skin so she can not pull it back. I have had several experiences that this medical problems causes pain the girl and this dampens the mood for me severely. I have come to the understanding that phimosis is quite a common problem among Asian males (I know, I know, ladyboys are not males, but when we are talking about a medical condition I hope you all can bare with me when I use the word male) so why isn't this taken care off by health check in among young males. It is common that school nurses check young boys routinely for this condition to prevent this problem. Is this a "non-issue" in Thai society since this seems to be such problem among the males (I only go by the percentage of ladyboys I have been with, but this should reflect similar among the rest of the population)?

    It should be quite an easy problem to deal with through a minor surgery, also according to some of the forum members that has undergone this procedure.

    I cannot see any validation to the views that if it is not a problem, why fix it. Of cause it must be a problem. Several of the girls that have this condition come straight out and say that it is painful (for some severely) when they try to pull the skin back. Some cannot be active if they would like to be because of this problem. And then there is the question about hygiene. How can you clean your tool if you cannot pull the skin back properly and use a lot of soap and water around your head? I have seen girls trying to direct the water spray under the foreskin so they can clean but I would guess that does not do the job well enough.

    2. My second pet peeve is pubic hair. I hate pubic hair on ladyboys and GG. It is unbecoming and downright a turnoff. It is such a let down to get someone back to your hotel room and you get her clothes of and you find your self looking at Sasquatch. Here you got a perfect looking girl (no matter what pervasions) with silk smooth skin, beautiful complexion, good make up, a girl that has spent hours on her looks and she has a rainforest below her belly button. Why? Some of this girls spend thousands of baht on their look, nose job, lip job, boob, job, hip implant, hormones regime, hours in the beauty salon and they can not spring for a cheap disposable Bic or Gillette? It is not that I don't like going "weed whacking" my self (see my signature), but I prefer to see the girls know how to take care of them self and know what is sexy and esthetic. God forbid if she has that wall-to-wall ass carpet, so many pretty girls is infected with this condition. Sometimes it looks like Santa's beard back there. Yuck.

    This was a long rant about my pet peeves. Rant over this time.  

    So what is your pet peeves about ladyboys?
    Per Vers
    Official Spokesperson of Gillette

  • #2
    Like my pet hate is pubic hair! I love them shaven, to such an extent that I always ask or check them out if possible before deciding whether to pay bar for them or not!
    ATM for rent!

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    • #3
      I hate it when they can not cum and have small noodles that can't get hard


      what's the point of being with a ladyboy if their dick is useless?
      Guilt is Gods way of telling you you're having too much fun.
      -Dennis Miller

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      • #4
        "up to you" - whenever you ask them anything.

        What do you want to drink "up to you"
        What do you want to eat "up to you"

        No its not up to me, make a fuckin decision!!!!!!!
        seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

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        • #5
          I agree...both annoying and cute at the same time...
          "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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          • #6
            Two points.
            1. I quite agree the foreskin problem is a pain and one comes upon it quite often.
            2. Pubic hair - here we are north and south pole. I love pubic hair and, like you, but wanting a different answer, I ask them have they shaved. If the answer is yes then I move on.

            Lucky we are all different!

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            • #7
              i prefer no pubes but ok if there is some- it doesn't bother me unless its like jungle.
              as for the foreskin issue- that bugs me big time which is one reaon i'm going to phils for my next trip as they are circumsisized and don't use as many hormones. sometimes i have to force the skin back in thailand and it stinks inside- really off putting.

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              • #8
                Ass hair just ruins that perfect image of the ready-to-be-rimmed pose. Also occasionally gets stuck in my teeth.

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                • #9
                  (katoeylover @ Jan. 09 2007,03:40) "up to you" - whenever you ask them anything.

                  What do you want to drink "up to you"
                  What do you want to eat "up to you"

                  No its not up to me, make a fuckin decision!!!!!!!  
                  The "up to you" is the biggest lie in Thailand...
                  I'm a rough-ridin', hootin' and hollerin', ladyboy lovin' cowboy! Bang bang yer dead!!!

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                  • #10
                    Pubic hair is just nasty. That's the only downside to our models in Phuket is that they just aren't nicely groomed. It ruins the femininity of the shoots.

                    I have scissors and razors as part of my luggage when I go on the prowl. If they won't shave (and I've never had a 'no' yet), then they'll go home without my wedge in their fake handbags!

                    It doesn't have to be a billiard ball, but it should not be maintaining it's own eco-system.

                    As for the Phimosis... I was circumcised at aged 25 for just the same reason. Best thing I ever did!

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                    • #11
                      (rayton @ Jan. 08 2007,14:59) it doesn't bother me unless its like jungle.
                      Same here. But i don't like hairy asses.

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                      • #12
                        I don't mind a small neatly trimmed patch of hair above their cock, silky smooth is better though. Waxing would achieve this end better than a razor though. Wonder if any ladyboys wax down there?

                        I don't care for it around their ass though and if they expect my tongue and nose down there it better be smooth, no hair at all.

                        The foreskin thing is something I don't understand about them letting it go either.  The worst one I can recall was Tok Tak, the friend of Stogie's ex GF. She was/is gorgeous in every other way, but her foreskin was sooo tight around the head it would have been all you could do it get a Q-tip through the opening. It seems like a doctor could do just a partial circumcision if not a full one. Just cut it enough that it can be comfortably pulled back from covering the head. Wouldn't that be a feasible option?

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                        • #13
                          I only have a small peeve and its that many LB toenails and feet have lost there ladylike appearance due to years of neglect  or wearing open shoes. Indeed one Ladyboy i was with last recently had feet that looked about three times as old as her as if some Victor Frankenstein had sewn them on.

                          never mind. Just think about the Peeves ladyboys have about there clients ....drinking , smoking, overweight, Heavy metal,old, knackerd, ugly,mean, etc etc......(i exclude myself here,  naturally ) .

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                          • #14
                            (seyrun @ Jan. 09 2007,05:32) Two points.
                            1. I quite agree the foreskin problem is a pain and one comes upon it quite often.
                            2. Pubic hair - here we are north and south pole. I love pubic hair and, like you, but wanting a different answer, I ask them have they shaved. If the answer is yes then I move on.

                            Lucky we are all different!
                            So true
                            ATM for rent!

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                            • #15
                              (katoeylover @ Jan. 09 2007,03:40) "up to you" - whenever you ask them anything.

                              What do you want to drink "up to you"
                              What do you want to eat "up to you"

                              No its not up to me, make a fuckin decision
                              I disagree......I am paying, so when they say "up to you"  I do what *I* want to do....hey, you had your chance  beee-otch, you fucked that up when you said "up to you"  so if we are going out to watch a  GOOD movie as compared to  The Matrix part 9 or some other God-awful flick, that's your problem not mine......we are also going to a western reataurant 'cause you were too stupid to say "I really want Thai or Chinese" and we are also fucking you up your tight arse really hard cause you never can make up your mind about anything so I will take out my anger on your hide LOL.


                                then they just get in bad moods.....  as  D_P said, it's the biggest lie in  Thailand, they *know* what they want to do, but won't say it lest they lose a customer so they would prefer to say Up To You and make the night uncomfortable for all involved and be in a bitchy, quiet, bad mood for 5 hours and ruin the evening.

                                and people wonder why I prefer short times? Fuck, 2 hours is plenty with these people......get the load finished and then go hang with people my own age with common interests who can make decisions and be fun to party with.
                              Guilt is Gods way of telling you you're having too much fun.
                              -Dennis Miller

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