Help With Excuse For Married Buddy

[kanders]

OK - I'm planning my first trip to Bangkok for February or March. My friend who is married wants to tag along, but we're having a hard time coming up with a likely sounding "reason" that he can use to explain to his wife (she thinks I'm a little bit of a bad influence on him, anyway). Easy enough for me to say the trip is business since I am in a high-tech field that involves some amount of regular travel. I thought about trying to make some kind of "business" deal for him, but we are in such different fields that it sounds too hokey to us (he runs an auto repair shop). So.... any good ideas on what excuse my buddy can use ? I'm sure someone here has had to come up with some kind of scam like this before.

Thanks !

[Guest]

Do you and your mate play golf? If so you could say you are going to play golf on a package tour.

[kanders]

(ozzie @ Dec. 31 2006,07:56) Do you and your mate play golf? If so you could say you are going to play golf on a package tour.

THanks for the suggestion, oz. I golf and he does not. Unfortunately, he is on record as hating golf and never wanting to try it again. Hmmm. maybe I could say he's had hypnosis to try and get over his golf block....yeah, that's th e ticket !

[smuttleydfs]

I used to tell my wife that it was for an international softball event that I officiated.

Only questions I got was what I did with my officiating fees

[Snick]

Say you are going to Singapore instead

[relpax]

scuba can be a cover story.
apparently some excellent scuba can be done in LOS.

or you could be like me and just tell your wife, " I am going to LOS with my dad for ten days. Do you want to come? (she always says no)"

[buttafly]

One Word;

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

[ramboz]

Do you and your friend fish ?? Great trip to fish the Andaman Sea !!!

DANNO

[Guest]

(buttafly @ Dec. 31 2006,12:52) One Word;

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

if you do that could another 5 years before you can afford to go los after the lywers have sucked ur bank account dry rather than a lb

I told mime my side trips in singapore malaysia and thailand is visiting friends .

I am wondering how long that will last.

[mister_smith]

just tell her he's going to BKK to fuck Ladyboys, and women being the suspicious creatures they are won't believe a word of it

[Guest]

tell her there is a bachelor party!!!

[buttafly]

(david123au @ Dec. 31 2006,14:17) if you do that could another 5 years before you can afford to go los after the lywers have sucked ur bank account dry rather than a lb  

in 12 years of divorce I have given my Ex-dummy over 150K US dollars and still counting at the rate of 14K a year.......and I only have two words to say about that; WORTH IT!!

you can not put a price tag on freedom

[ohnoriceagain]

Have him tell her that he is classic car hunting and that a shitload of 1960's Mustangs and Corvairs can be found there in Thailand for cheap.

[kahuna]

Why dosen't he just tell her that he's going to Bangkok to fuck ladyboys?

She'd never believe that....

[mister_smith]

(kahuna @ Jan. 01 2007,00:17) Why dosen't he just tell her that he's going to Bangkok to fuck ladyboys?

She'd never believe that....

Thats exactly what i said in post #10 great minds think alike eh?