The Stogie BLOG!

[Stogie]

Well, here goes... All the crap that is left over on my mind but probably not good enough for a thread of it's own... Who even reads blogs anyway? Well, I'll tell you... the people who write them, THAT'S who! And who writes blogs I hear you ask? Well. I'll tell you... People who haven't got anything useful to say but still like seeing their name in print!

Here's mine...

I'll update it from time to time with other bits of crap that hurt my head and stop me from sleeping.

(Come on Mirimark - let's show them how it's done, eh?)

First off I have to share this pic of the lady taken just prior to her giving birth to eight kids last week...

I wonder if she'll let us take a photo of that flabby useless stretched out skin NOW! I doubt it!  

[Stogie]

I'm reading the papers and scanning the news on line waiting for the following people to fucking DIE!

The top ten list...

Robert Mugabe
Jane Goody
Wendy Richards
Bono
Chris Rock
Helen Mirren
Rosie O'Donnell
Al Sharpton
Tom Cruise
Sarah Palin

[seanbeag7]

interesting thread, and i agree with most of your kill of list.



P.s. it's JADE goody, can't have u asking the wrong girl to die, don't you know.

[mirimark]

Kill Sean Penn that FLipp'n Benidict Arnold trader FUCK !
My wife says Kill Tyra Banks. (i love tyra)

[pacman]

  an entire blog on people we wish dead...    

Marvellous, I can see this is getting off to a great start...    

I had no idea this could be so funny,
though a world without Robert Mugabe, Osama bin Laden & Michael Jackson would a nice start.      

[BAM]

This DOG had 8 puppies too....

[katoeylover]

Be Careful what you wish for:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news....ve.html


Jade Goody: Cancer-hit celebrity has just months to live
Jade Goody has been told she has just months to live by doctors who say they can do no more to stop the spread of her cancer.


Last Updated: 8:37AM GMT 14 Feb 2009
Jade Goody says she has been given just months to live.
Jade Goody says she has been given just months to live. Photo: REX

The reality television star has now begun drawing up a will and making plans for the future care of her two children, Bobby, five, and Freddy, four.

Goody, 27, had hoped there would be further treatment she could have to fight the disease, but her oncologist has said there is little more that can be done to prolong her life.

A source close to her told The Mirror: "This is the news she has been dreading.

"No matter how bad things seemed before there was always some hope. Now even that has been taken away from her.

"She now has to face up to the full horror that she is going to die €“ and that she is going to die soon."

It is believed that Goody, who was diagnosed with cervical cancer in August, was with her boyfriend Jack Tweed, 21, when she was told she had lost her fight.

He is understood to be involved with discussions about her will, financial wishes and plans for the upbringing of her sons.

A close friend told The Mirror: "She had hoped doctors could hold the cancer at bay for far longer. Now her biggest regret is that she won't see the boys grow up.

"Not surprisingly there have been lots of tears but Jack has been giving her all the support he can.

"Once the news has sunk in Jade will pick herself up and make the most of the time she has left with the boys. That's all she can do."

[jb8]

The woman with the 8 babies, now has a total of 14 kids all under the age of 8 years old and from what I've read no job. WTF

[Stogie]

 She doesn't need a job... she gets two thousand quid a month in state handouts.  

(Maybe she's got some British in her blood!)

[Stogie]

The Long And The Short of it...

The world's shortest man He Ping Ping took Tokyo by storm while visiting the city on Friday to launch the 2009 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records.

Mr Ping Ping, who was born with a form of dwarfism and is 74.1 cm tall and 7kg in weight, easily slipped into the shoe of the world's tallest man. He has been officially named by the book as the world's shortest man.

He lives in Inner Mongolia, China, and Tokyo is just one of many places around the world he has visited, including London and New York...

[Lefty]

(Stogie @ Feb. 12 2009,14:10) I'm reading the papers and scanning the news on line waiting for the following people to fucking DIE!

The top ten list...

Robert Mugabe
Jane Goody
Wendy Richards
Bono
Chris Rock
Helen Mirren
Rosie O'Donnell
Al Sharpton
Tom Cruise
Sarah Palin

You despise all those people more than you do Dick Cheney?

I kind of like Chris Rock. What has he done to make your list?

I can imagine there are a lot of famous people more evil than Tom Cruise, Helen Mirren and Bono too.

I guess you mean Wendy Richard rather than Richards?

Seems she has some pretty serious cancer too, along with Jade Goody.

[Stogie]

You can interchange Chris Rock with Whoopi Goldberg, Steve martin or Billy Crystal... they are all people who had a moment of brightness and have been trading on it ever since... all UNFUNNY wankers that are wasting oxygen.

Who is Dick Cheney?

[pacman]

(Stogie @ Feb. 15 2009,02:30) Mr Ping Ping, who was born with a form of dwarfism and is 74.1 cm tall and 7kg in weight...

Damn, that's short...      

On an unrelated note, not worthy of its own thread, but interesting all the same,

can anyone recall the GG who was on the Patong scene for several years who was incredibly little?

Under 4 foot tall (1.2 metres approx) she was unusual in that she wasn't a dwarf, she was a perfectly formed grown up girl.

She had a beautiful face & neat little body, I had seen her a few times before I realised she was an adult. She looked like someone's kid sister but every night I would see her walking Soi Bangla.

She was always accompanied by friends & I asked some GGs about her. They told me she worked Patong. Incredulous I asked if she went with farang. I was told "think so".

There was no way I would have approached her, it was enough to have the tourists look disapprovingly at me for being a single male in LOS. Imagine if they saw someone walking with this perfect minature?

The word pedophile springs to mind, it wouldn't matter what you said, to them she's 8 & you're an adult.

I have thought of her from time to time & always wonder whatever happened to her. It would be good if anyone else can recall seeing her & has any info.

[Stogie]

90% of civil partnerships in France are between heterosexuals to avoid expensive divorces!

You have got to be kidding right? Heterosexual lovers in France are increasingly taking part in 'gay' civil  partnership ceremonies so as to avoid the future possibility of expensive divorces.

The amazing development has led to 90 per cent - or 135,000 a year - of  so-called €˜solidarity pacts€™ being made between people of the opposite sex.

This is despite the fact that they were specifically designed for homosexuals,  who are not formally allowed to marry across the Channel.

The Civil Solidarity Pacts, or PACS according to their French language abbreviation, take just 15 minutes and can be performed by a court clerk.

Just as significantly, they can be ended with a single letter from either partner, without any claims on the other€™s money or property.

With divorce costs spiralling in France as they are everywhere such a legal arrangement is particularly attractive to those potentially facing massive payouts if marriages fail.

Currently some 150,000 couples are €˜PACSed€™ in France every year, meaning around 135,000 of them are heterosexuals.

French councils also treat PACSed couples like married couples when assigning  benefits or accommodation. The PACS also allow couples to bypass social and Church conventions, many of  which are viewed as outdated by younger generations.

Yves Padovani, chief clerk at the Marseille Palais de Justice, said: €˜It€™s a  very efficient system, with people booking a slot in advance, and each ceremony  taking a few minutes.€™ Mr Padovani confirmed that the PACS were introduced 10 years ago so as to legalise unions between gay couples.

Civil partnerships were made legal in Britain in 2004, giving same-sex couples rights and responsibilities identical to those who have taken part in civil  marriages. This includes the possibility of hugely expensive divorces between any couple who is bonded by a civil partnership.

What a weird and wonderful world we live in!    

[Stogie]

Rumour has it that Sonya is back working at Obsessions and looking better than ever...