Nang Fah LB Club & Resort Jomtien

[whrw]

Well Bicycle Pump and all other forum members, I will do my best to give you a day by day, play by play of my stay there the 18th thru 31st. I have reserved one of the Junior Suites, and am excited as hell to hurry up and get there. It is getting colder in Japan, and the NewHalfs are too damn expensive to have much fun with. Besides, farangbah has all the good ones in Osaka all to himself, damn him, lol.

Will be bringing my iPhone to take pics and vids, so I can provide some visual documentation as well. I love the concept, and since I wanted to make this trip a Ladyboy exclusive trip from the planning stages, it only made since to stay at Nang Fah after it was announced. Plus, the more I see of what they have done with the place and the grounds, the better it looks.

So for those of you waiting for a first hand report, the countdown to arrival has begun!

[pacman]

I have been to the NF Retreat & I love the feel of the place.

Imagine a large open plan villa with 4 big comfortable bedrooms each with en suite opening onto a large area that incorporates large lounges & a pool.

This is where most of the relaxing & eating is done. Off this area is a bar, a big commercial size bar that can host a large group for a party or just a couple for cocktails.

I think most couples will get on just fine in such an environment & as I wrote before, the place is perfect for anyone looking to get away from Pattaya with a special girl that they don't want to be seen out & about with. From that angle, the place is discrete but where I could see a problem is if you happened to check in at the same time as someone you weren't keen to see in a hurry.

Such as an ex-girlfriend, or worse, your boss or similar. That would be extremely unlikely but a noisy guest who stayed up drinking all night might be a mood spoiler.

The retreat is made for a group booking where they took over the whole place but for someone travelling solo & wanting far more than what's on offer at an impersonal hotel, this place sets a new standard for LB lovers.

It is more akin to booking into an exclusive villa than any hotel & the fact that there are 3 lovely LBs on staff who can help you "relax" every afternoon is great. Roll out of bed, order food at any time, drop into the pool & then retire to your room with company seems like heaven to me.

I am glad to read MB's updates as to how they are working to fix every little teething problem as it shows that the owners are committed to getting the place right. Give the retreat time & it will attract the clientele it deserves.

[whrw]

"but for someone travelling solo & wanting far more than what's on offer at an impersonal hotel, this place sets a new standard for LB lovers."

It is comments like these, as a solo traveler especially, that have me feeling like a kid wanting Christmas to hurry up and arrive!!!

[pacman]

whrw, without wishing to state the obvious, you are in for a different experience than throwing your case into a room at the PBR & racing down the road to the nearest bar.

The NF retreat is outside downtown Pattaya & isn't walking distance to Walking Street, etc.

It is a place to take your time, sit by the pool & rest your body in preparation of your next "encounter".

I am pleased that MB has gone to trouble to overcome any transport problems.

I read where balibeachboy hired one of the girls to take him around as his personal driver.

That might be a little much for an extended stay but it is nice to know that you can ring the girls at the retreat at 3am to come & get you if you strike an unhelpful taxi driver one night.

(And at 3am, they can get optimistic with their quotes...   )

With more guests, I suspect that the retreat will need to consider more than one motorbike between the girls to alleviate what I see as the biggest issue they have.

I don't want to overstate it but it is important to note that the place isn't right on Beach Road.

whrw, do you happen to have a motorbike licence by any chance? No biggie if you don't, I stayed at the Royal Cliff once & I managed OK.

[UpToMe]

(pacman @ Dec. 05 2009,14:18) I think most couples will get on just fine in such an environment    ...........

Probably. But I don't enjoy the close company of every other monger (or LB) I meet. What woukd be good to read is:'This weekend the NF retreat is fully booked for a private party' End of  (no name of which BM booked it, where his pre-party was, what he spent his time doing, which ladyboy the PR manager 'shared') Maybe that booking will be mine (and if it is I will report back), but I'm not yet convinced about privacy.

Good luck to the guy staying 2 weeks, and thank you for offering a report.  Can I ask if you have decided to stay there because of this thread, or because you already know the people who run it?

Hey - just thought, if I get called by my forum name at NF.  Bet the ladyboys can't bring themselves to say it  

[Guest]

Spoke to the MB (Mental Barsteward) oops sorry the Master Bator today about the next party of mine before i go back on the road.....subject to agreement with MB it will be a small exclusive party with no check bins.....(bring your own squeeze, cos i am taking mine, whoever that is at the time).

I hope to be able to make you guys enjoy yourself without threatening behaviour...

Probably mid Jan as i start to travel again at the end of Jan and i need a blowout to sustain me for the following months.

Rossco, please note....i am sober (for now at least) so i will probably remember to be there as well. If not please remind me will ya

[shigeko]

Pai Club Kiss.......

[whrw]

Sadly, my International License is expired, so no on the motorbike question.

And I decided to stay there based solely on this thread, and the recommendation of my fellow Japanese based board member farangbah who has meet some of the guys involved and said they were indeed guys I could rely on. In fact, I had already made a reservation at PBR for my stay when the thread started.

I am turning 40 next week, and I have reached a point where two weeks on Beach Road, in the middle of Pattaya during high season really doesn't appeal to me like it did say 10 years ago. I don't drink, well maybe a beer or two that I manage to make last most of the night, don't smoke, and get pretty sick of music at a level that would make The Who say turn it down. So the idea of a little resort out of the combat zone sounded appealing.

And then of course there is the "no one back home knows my ladyboy fetish" aspect of it all. Staying at PBR or any other hotel, who knows who you might bump into in the lobby or elevator. And the Gaijin community is pretty inbred in Japan, word gets around.

Staying at Nang Fah, if I bump into someone at the pool, we can both grin and laugh, because we both know why we are there. And to be quite honest, I am not coming to Thailand to party, I am coming to Thailand to shag the hell out of as many fine ass ladyboys as possible.

An added bonus is that in my emails dealing with the guys in charge, they have been super friendly and helpful. Letting me know they have contact numbers to get me in touch with the superstars I desire so I don't have to walk around all night looking for them. Arranging for a airport pick-up at the ungodly hour of 5AM, which I apologize again for, lol. And just making it easy for me to set things up.

Now it might all go insane and fall apart after I arrive, but from the way they have treated me in just setting things up, I doubt it.

Plus, like a lot of you guys, I just want a place to be with beautiful ladyboys and enjoy my time in a relaxed manner before taking them to my room and getting medieval on their ass, lol, and not have to worry about some drunk making a tacky comment or any of the other idiotic things that sometimes happens out and about with a ladyboy.

So all I need is a ride into town in the afternoon to start my hunt, a ride home to party at the retreat, and a relaxing time during the day to read a good book, and hopefully watch some sexy girls play in the pool and maybe in my room.

To tell you the truth, if I could just log onto the site, point at a girl, and say "can you get her to come out today" it would be perfect to me. Either that, or maybe they should have a photo album of girls that love to come out to the retreat and play.

As they sang in Camelot "to dream the impossible dream"

Expectations are high, but they have met them so far.

[batman4ever]

(Master Bator @ Dec. 04 2009,16:44) so sorry guys, no report or pictures from me tonite at Cocktails & Dreams - I am there strictly on business!
Wonder how long it will take them to find out
Perhaps I should ring the bell?

perhaps you should just be more carefull.....

trying to hire some of the girls from C&D aint so smart.... i knew already from two of the girls the same night that you tried to hire them...

iam afraid that if you continue that way....you will soon run into trouble

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Free banner as promised...

[Ivor Biggun]

(batman4ever @ Dec. 05 2009,18:59) perhaps you should just be more carefull.....

trying to hire some of the girls from C&D aint so smart....  i knew already from two of the girls the same night that you tried to hire them...

iam afraid that if you continue that way....you will soon run into trouble

That was more than a bit naughty!!!

[Master Bator]

(batman4ever @ Dec. 05 2009,18:59)

(Master Bator @ Dec. 04 2009,16:44) so sorry guys, no report or pictures from me tonite at Cocktails & Dreams - I am there strictly on business!
Wonder how long it will take them to find out
Perhaps I should ring the bell?

perhaps you should just be more carefull.....

trying to hire some of the girls from C&D aint so smart....  i knew already from two of the girls the same night that you tried to hire them...

iam afraid that if you continue that way....you will soon run into trouble

Yes I was going to hire one (wonder who the second one was?).

But for personal reasons.

What I offered was that the next time Beer goes home (which will not be before the high season ends) to Loei ,I will ask her to stay in Pattaya for a few days and I will even transfer the bar fine to C&D.

Please do not listen to ladyboys gossip  and post unconfrimed rumours on the thread of a respected Pattaya citizen and ladyboy club entrepreneur and friend of guys like Bob, Karl, Nick and Jimbo.

I would like you to be my friend as well but that might be difficult if you do things like this to me.

Hope we can meet up one day.

PS Beer is so cute that I didn't even have time to look and Ae, Emma and Bombay.

[Master Bator]

(whrw @ Dec. 05 2009,16:57) And I decided to stay there based solely on this thread, and the recommendation of my fellow Japanese based board member farangbah who has meet some of the guys involved and said they were indeed guys I could rely on. In fact, I had already made a reservation at PBR for my stay when the thread started.

Staying at Nang Fah, if I bump into someone at the pool, we can both grin and laugh, because we both know why we are there. And to be quite honest, I am not coming to Thailand to party, I am coming to Thailand to shag the hell out of as many fine ass ladyboys as possible.

An added bonus is that in my emails dealing with the guys in charge, they have been super friendly and helpful. Letting me know they have contact numbers to get me in touch with the superstars I desire so I don't have to walk around all night looking for them. Arranging for a airport pick-up at the ungodly hour of 5AM, which I apologize again for, lol. And just making it easy for me to set things up.

Now it might all go insane and fall apart after I arrive, but from the way they have treated me in just setting things up, I doubt it.

Plus, like a lot of you guys, I just want a place to be with beautiful ladyboys and enjoy my time in a relaxed manner before taking them to my room and getting medieval on their ass, lol, and not have to worry about some drunk making a tacky comment or any of the other idiotic things that sometimes happens out and about with a ladyboy.

So all I need is a ride into town in the afternoon to start my hunt, a ride home to party at the retreat, and a relaxing time during the day to read a good book, and hopefully watch some sexy girls play in the pool and maybe in my room.

To tell you the truth, if I could just log onto the site, point at a girl, and say "can you get her to come out today" it would be perfect to me. Either that, or maybe they should have a photo album of girls that love to come out to the retreat and play.

Expectations are high, but they have met them so far.

Wish there were more guys like you!

As they sang in Camelot "to dream the impossible dream"
"Xanadu"

(From the album "A farewell to kings" by Rush)

'To seek the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
To break my fast on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise...'

I had heard the whispered tales of immortality
The deepest mystery
From an ancient book I took a clue
I scaled the frozen mountain tops of eastern lands unknown
Time and Man alone
Searching for the lost Xanadu

Xanadu...


Major announcement:

As per today (December 6th) Nang Fah Retreat will temporarily be closed and will reopen December 18th

Hey isn't that the date whrw arrives

[Master Bator]

(Tims Boy @ Dec. 05 2009,15:47) Spoke to the MB (Mental Barsteward) oops sorry the Master Bator today about the next party of mine before i go back on the road.....subject to agreement with MB it will be a small exclusive party with no check bins.....(bring your own squeeze, cos i am taking mine, whoever that is at the time).

I hope to be able to make you guys enjoy yourself without threatening behaviour...

Probably mid Jan as i start to travel again at the end of Jan and i need a blowout to sustain me for the following months.

You will have a proposal from me within the next dews days (as agreed).

It wil be same same but not same....

Those who know about my past will know that I was not a barowner or a resort manager.

I was a creator of concepts and organiser of special events....

[daveduke007]

As per today (December 6th) Nang Fah Retreat will temporarily be closed and will reopen December 18th

The way you are carrying on mate it will be permanentely closed