I think I'm in love...

[daveduke007]

doug, One of my biggest regrets is not getting to your avator before she "lost it" ( her cock that is)  

[Ishywishyonastar]

(Torurot @ Feb. 03 2010,12:01) Any one threatening to gut off my bits is definitely off my Christmas card list  

how to get on it?

[farangbah]

(doug @ Feb. 04 2010,03:46) Pretty much the only reason I can think of that someone would try to figure out the identity of the girls I talk about is so they can go tattle-tale on me like a little bitch.

Not saying that's your motivation farangbah, but I am saying that's the most likely reason.

There are guys on these boards who are very cool, and then there are the snitches who try to win a girl's affection by ratting-out the guys who've posted about them.

It's shitty and lame, but that's not going to stop them, so that's a big part of the reason I try to keep things anonymous on these boards.  The last thing I want is some ladyboy (who's already crazy) to get even more crazy because some douche-bag told her I was making fun of her on the internet.

Fair enough. You haven't met me yet.

But not having met you either, in print, in your second post you're more than riding a little high on your horse (and not a little self-aggrandizing), Adonis.

That was the motivation.

[doug]

(farangbah @ Feb. 04 2010,20:08) Fair enough.  You haven't met me yet.

But not having met you either, in print, in your second post you're more than riding a little high on your horse (and not a little self-aggrandizing), Adonis.  

That was the motivation.

Ah, I see.

So you are the arbitratory of parity on these forums, and if someone dares to come off as a self-aggrandizing Adonis (on the internet!?! nobody ever does that!!!!), then it's your job to track down their real identities and the names of every p4p girl they've fucked in the last 6 months so you can verify any claims made.

Am I correct?

[FB-lover!]

(doug @ Feb. 01 2010,09:25) LB: "If you go with another girl, I will cut off your cock and cook it!"

This just seems to be taught to them in gradeschool or something. My GF every single time I speak with her, accuses me of 'butterfly' stuff...and ALWAYS says she will either, a) kill me, b) kill herself, or c) cut off my cock.

If you don't take it seriously, it does becomes seriously charming, right? It just seems to be their way of saying they love someone

[guydesavoy]

And when they butterfly too but still do the same song and possessive dance ? That's when it becomes less charming and more of a game

[Bumpa STIKKA]

(doug @ Feb. 03 2010,07:58) Pretty much ANY ladyboy will threaten castration via SMS especially if they start to like you...

It's a crazy world we live in!

[FB-lover!]

(guydesavoy @ Feb. 12 2010,21:11) And when they butterfly too but still do the same song and possessive dance ? That's when it becomes less charming and more of a game  

true true. that is true.

[doug]

(FB-lover! @ Feb. 13 2010,09:14)

(guydesavoy @ Feb. 12 2010,21:11) And when they butterfly too but still do the same song and possessive dance ? That's when it becomes less charming and more of a game  

true true.  that is true.

Yep, I agree. It walks the very thin line between charming and annoying.

Basically, you can let it go 90% of the time, but if it becomes too much, you have to reign it in again.

When the "you are a dog" messages turn into "i hope your whole family dies" (true sms, btw), then it's time to check things a bit.

basically, I "broke up" with her because she was "too negative" and I didn't like having my phone's inbox cluttered up with threats and accusations every day.

since then, she's been a lot better. i'm sure it'll all spiral back to nastiness in a few weeks, but I suspect that's just a natural cycle you have to go through with some of these girls.