I think I'm in love...

[doug]

HA! Gotcha!  Just kidding!  I'm not that dumb .

However, I am having A LOT of fun with a certain girl from a certain bar

Here's a sampling of a recent SMS exchange between us:

LB: "If you go with another girl, I will cut off your cock and cook it!"

Me: "But I thought you liked to eat my cock raw? if you cook it, it won't be as delicious. "

LB: "U R bad! I will have 10 thai guys fuck you and then I will cut your egg!"

Me: "That sounds like fun! I love a good gangbang!"

LB:  "I hate you. I stop myself for love. I don't care about you anymore"

Me: "Aw. That's OK. I'll just like you double, that's enough for both of us. "


LB: "You go with another girl? Why you do this to me? I hate you!"

Me: "Nah, just getting some food at seven. Bored "

LB: "Can you come see me tonight?"

Me: "Sure!"

Awww!  Isn't she adorable?

How can you not fall in love with that?  She's such a sweetheart!

I've been going over to her house on a regular basis since I barfined her a few weeks ago.  Mostly we just sleep peacefully together and then have fantastic morning-sex, so it's really quite nice, but anytime I'm busy and can't come over I get some variation of this SMS exchange.  It's really cute, don't you agree?

[deepthroat]

I do agree. And I'm really glad to see you posting... I'd been wondering what became of you!

Glad to see you are doing well, Obi-Wan of the Ladyboy Jedi's.

[guydesavoy]

Sounds like a keeper doug

[doug]

Actually I've been having way to much fun, but it's stuff I can't really post about

Apparently a few of the girls have been passing around my phone number to their friends, telling them that "I'm a good lay", hahah.

So I've been getting these random 3am phone calls from random ladyboys I haven't even met before. If I'm not too wiped out, I'll head over to their place for a booty-call and get the shit fucked out of me. Good times. Good times.

On the one hand, it's great to be appreciated for one's talents. But on the other hand, I'm a bit miffed that these girls are just treating me like a sex-object. I'm more than just a hard-on, girls! Hahah!

Now I know what the slutty cheerleader in high school must feel like when the guys on the football team start spreading word around that she's "easy".

Yah, I'm easy. SO!?!



Ah well, it's a good problem to have, but it does complicate things a bit. For example, the other night I wandered into the shit pits out of sheer boredom. I was looking for "the next new thing" as I sometimes do, but unfortunately one girl who had booty-called me just the night before was up on the stage when I came in, so it was really difficult to check out the other talent because she wouldn't take her eyes off me.

When she came off the stage, she sat behind me and then spent the next 30 minutes giving me puppy-dog eyes and whispering into my ear, "if you want another lady, it's OK, I don't mind. You like her? You can take her, it's OK, I not jealous.... but after you come see me, OK?"

I mean, I did exactly that (barfined a new girl and then went over to the booty-call girl's apartment after the bars closed), but it was kind of annoying too. It felt like my boss was pressuring to return from a holiday early: "OK, hurry up and have your fun, but afterwards you get back to work... ON ME".

Know what I'm saying?

It's like, "yeah girl, you can booty-call me any time you like and I'll come over if I'm free, but you don't own me!"

Oh well, like I said, it's a good problem to have! Hahah!

[doug]

(guydesavoy @ Feb. 01 2010,10:08) Sounds like a keeper doug  

Oh definitely.

Crazy as fuck, but a real sweetheart too.

It's like snuggling with a bobcat. Nice, warm and comfy as long as the bobcat is agreeable, but also with the full knowledge that eventually the bobcat is going to shred me to pieces .

All part of the fun, I guess. hahah!

[farangbah]

Is the one from the OP particularly diminutive?

[daveduke007]

(doug @ Feb. 01 2010,03:25) [color=black]HA! Gotcha!  Just kidding!  I'm not that dumb .

You Got me

Good to see you posting again doug, keep the story coming buddy

[farangbah]

Breaker, breaker . . .

Doug? Gotcher ears on? Come back . . .


Can her name be used as a term of endearment?


Over.

[deepthroat]

(farangbah @ Feb. 02 2010,18:16) Can her name be used as a term of endearment?

I guess stranger things can happen, but I've yet to meet any thai girls named "ya little fuckface"

[farangbah]

Very humorous. But I think you missed my nuance . . .

[doug]

farangbah, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell (oh wait, yes I am ).

I'm having a laugh at this girl's expense, but that doesn't mean I want to publicly embarass her either. Her crazy SMS texts are amusing in an endearing way, and so I thought you guys might enjoy them. But what's the point of playing the guessing game as to her identity? Pretty much ANY ladyboy will threaten castration via SMS (especially if they start to like you), so it doesn't matter who this particular girl is. Just insert any ladyboy into this story and the result will be about the same.

[Torurot]

Any one threatening to gut off my bits is definitely off my Christmas card list

[farangbah]

(doug @ Feb. 03 2010,07:58) Pretty much ANY ladyboy will threaten castration via SMS

Perhaps. But few can do it with such style!

Nobody said anything about "publicly embarrassing" anyone. Just taking the piss a little, Mr. Good Lay.

Don't be sore just because yours is not the only cock she wants to cut off . . .

[guydesavoy]

(farangbah @ Feb. 03 2010,21:20) Perhaps.  But few can do it with such style!

Style you say ? Yeah I've seen LB 'style'.

Laptops thrown on a concrete floor, clothes thrown on the wet shower floor (at 2am on the way to the next hotel), simcards burned, threats of calling the Po-lice when the parents turn up, only to find we're going on a 'Family Outing'.....new ex bfs calling knowing my name and where i live....

Give me Fashion TV any day

p.s so far I've kept my todger intact

[doug]

Pretty much the only reason I can think of that someone would try to figure out the identity of the girls I talk about is so they can go tattle-tale on me like a little bitch.

Not saying that's your motivation farangbah, but I am saying that's the most likely reason.

There are guys on these boards who are very cool, and then there are the snitches who try to win a girl's affection by ratting-out the guys who've posted about them.

It's shitty and lame, but that's not going to stop them, so that's a big part of the reason I try to keep things anonymous on these boards. The last thing I want is some ladyboy (who's already crazy) to get even more crazy because some douche-bag told her I was making fun of her on the internet.