Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 12.5

We awake and more boom-boom ensues.......good stuff with a fair bit of passion.......Aum has the cutest wee arse which is a pleasure to observe as you are going for it......we shower and hit the pavement and have a late lunch in the Bangkok Grill in the Avenue..........I tell her where I went last night and she doesn't believe me.....then the penny drops and I get a mock boxing..........we wander down to the Beer garden and have a few wet ones.......she is on the phone again and some moodiness returns.........

I can't be bothered so after a long silence I tell her this is crap and no good for both of us....so I pay the bill and we go our seperate ways with a peck on the cheek for Madam..........straight back to La Bamba where I sit and enjoy more beers with Rossco and the girls.......where you're girlfriend.....?

I no hab......so we have a good night and I leave around 9 and get showered and changed and head up the Strasse with Donny.....we settle in Ezy and I nip out for a while to renew my acquaintance with my GG friend Ning who has been sending me SMS's.......she is pleased to see me and we share a few bevvies and play the games but unfortunately it's not happening for me so I say I pay bar and her friend asks if I am taking Ning......I shake my head and to avoid further drama when she goes to pay I get up and exit stage left.......sorry Ning!

Back into Ezy and we have a good night with Lita and the girls as Karl is having the night off after his visa run......Vicki is looking superb and I really fancy her and I get the impression she likes me but for some reason or other the chemistry is just not happening so I leave there with the intention of going home around 4 but find the feet taking me straight to Linda Bar where Juri and Stickyfinger are hanging out, Sticky's last night so he is taking no prisoners.....

Wee Ann with the dead Italian boyfriend is making a play but I tell her I'm not taking her home looking like a tart again.....a little black frontless/backless number with fishnets this time......I have a few beers and a chat with the sultry girl hanging round Juri's neck when wee Ann re-appears in jeans and a top......fuck....so I pay bar and we head up the road hand in hand........

Back in the Loom we have a shower and have a drink and end up in bed with her wailing and crying ," Why him die?".....fucked if I know Darling....pass the lube will you?

I lub you....I lub you not.....

What you mean I go again?

Juri's girl

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Wee Ann from Linda's the quick change artiste....

Helen waits for Jacko......

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(petesie @ Mar. 17 2009,03:33) Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 12.5

I have a few beers and a chat with the sultry girl hanging round Juri's neck when wee Ann re-appears in jeans and a top......fuck....so I pay bar and we head up the road hand in hand........

Hi....yes, a small talk at LINDA's bar.....the story with the girl....(she work in a office for Thai.Airways) continues in bkk, where we have a date.......

....but she's shy about her identity......'cause her job

cheers...........juri

[budhas]

Thanks petesie for the Great Pics. Enjoy your Trip

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip report 14

Wee Ann is off sharpish in the morning......either she no like morning boom boom or the effect of the pills are wearing off....so she shoots and I crash for a bit......feeling perky I get refreshed and get a call from madam......I need phone charger....so I gather up her assorted shit and head down Pook swan to pay barfines and have a few ciders with Martin the manager......a nice fella actually though a wee bit down on his luck at the moment......

I pay her fines and she doesn't see me at first then she is over for her charger, I enjoy a few strongbows and shoot the shit with Martin and of course enjoy the dancers......some good looking girls here....Cake is outstanding.....with a few more worth the time......should you be so inclined.....big Reneee mon ami from France comes in and is soon joined by his usual choices.....Lee and ?

Aum tells me Lee is finished pook Bar for good in 2 weeks and is going home............I spend too much time in there and the wee one is hanging round like a bad smell......I nip next door to the Butchers for a falang food intake.....pie chips and gravy......then have a few more....while I'm sat there Aum can see me from the poles........... so we are texting while she dances and the bottom lip is starting to protrude............

I decide to have a last couple in Pooks and she is there and soon my wee chap is hard so I think....fuck it....so I pay barfine and face is saved for her and we head up Soi Buakhow to the PBR and Loom......in the Loom we get really passionate and a very good bout ensues......I suck her to the point of coming and then slip one in and we go for it and she soon comes on her tummy......I wipe her up and we go again and I have a really good event and she comes again.........yee-har.....

Aum wants to sla-eep so I tell her I am going to the movies........it's too early so I head down La Bamba......I have a good chat and enjoy the craic with the girls and just when I'm thinking of going Donny and his mate walk in.....fuck the movies......so we have a good blether and leave after 2 am.......stroll up the beach road and into Ezy...........creatures of habit such as we are......

The Ezy crew are off on a trip and wee Donny is joining them......I'm still with a chest infection so decide not to as I'm really whacked with it......but it's pointless treating it till the boozing stops and with 2 days left on the clock there's no chance of that!

I stay till 5am and the girls are back with their day gear on and are really excited bless them....I get a bike taxi down to the Avenue and as I come through the back a girl on a bike stops.....where you go sir? erm bed......I go wit u?.....nah I've already got an LB waiting there.....oh....the voice deepens.....you want smoke?....nah thanks love........over in bushes?......ooer....nope...I have pussy.....she then shows me the shorn tackle......fuck me you need a bandaid on that...........so I give her 200 Baht and she whizzes off......

In the loom Aum has flown the coop....hah ha....she got tired of waiting and knew where I was so she's off 30 mins before I get there......fuck it....saves any aggro.........and it's Goodnight Vienna from me!

Jen in Ezy

Crazee Mutt!

Girls in Ezy eat steamed cockles....Oy?

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Petesies Off the Cuff Trip Report 15

So I have my earplugs in and my mask on and don't see the light of day until the Loom girls get me up to clean Loom around 2pm.......they always have a laugh with me and are keen to see who I've dragged back........buggers.....but they take care of me with extra towels and there's never any bother about the.....erm......mess....they always take care of my laundry without me asking and I just pay when they catch me.....

I go down to the foyer and put in more recollections into the report and wee Aum has been calling and texting so when another call comes in when I'm there I take it.....darling where you go I want see you.......ok Aum.......things are cool between us once more.....the sex is back to normal and we are laughing together and it's a bit late in the Trip to be taking a fresh one so sod it.....she comes over and we are at it like knives.....whoo hoo.....we have some Loom service then do it all again and watch a funny Thai movie on TV.....oddily enough I crash again and wake around 7pm.....Fishface hasn't had her quota of 16 hours sleep due to my being out all night so she refuses to budge...........

I'm off out so I tell her I go watch movie and she is sceptical but fine.........I get her some cigarettes and some spicy chicken wings and some of her favourite juice and bring it back for her and she is happy enough.......I have a cider in Tims go-go and head back to the avenue and watch Valkyrie......good movie with a predictable ending but enjoyable...........I sms Aum when the movie is over and tell her I'm having a drink...........

I start off in Papa bar......mmm........Kate's due a short time from me.........bollocks.....its her day off.....so I play pool with an average wee GG called Min.......then it's up to Nong bar where I pass an hour playing connect 4 with two LB's.....Yop and Chocolate.....funny to see the girls faces when I ignored all of them and called the LB's over......ha ha.....

I then went back down the road and was thinking of heading to my usual haunt when I get dragged into a lively beer bar with a band playing away.....fair enough.......I buy the wee lass a drink but soon make it obvious I really like the LB's behind the bar.........I get the knowing shake of the head and she leaves me to it.......so I buy them a drink and about 4 whiskies later I've had enough......

I pick up some spicy wings from Mickey D's for me and as I wander through the avenue I say hello to a freelancing LB wandering about.....we have a chat and when the offer is made I tell her I already have Ladyboy in Loom....mai pen rai so I give her a tip and a free wing and I'm off to my scratcher........in the Loom she is doing her sandbag impression and I'm fairly bolloxed so I have a large JWBL and crash and cuddle.......

Yop

Chocolate

LB from beer bar....

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LB Freelancer in the Avenue.....

La Bamba girls...

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 16

The last Day!

I awake around 10 and chase her round the Loom till she beats me off with her new stick.......we have a cuddle and I get her to pull the magic finger and let off a loud one.......she is disgusted with this so more fooling around and I get inserted and we have another session.....I make her get up and shower as I want to go shopping.....this is a good move as she hates shopping with a vengeance so I knew she'd refuse to go.......

She goes off to her Loom and I say I'll see her later at Pooks.......I go down to the Big C where I pick up a few presents for my kids and a feed at KFC.......I wander down Soi 1 to the beach road as I want to take a few pics with my new Nikon.......around Soi 6 I think sod it.....and nip into Pooks to say Bye Bye to Kate.........I buy Ann a drink and she goes and tells Kate it's my last day........

I play pool with Tya and Kate does a good job of ignoring me, serves me right as well!........A customer comes in and she is all over him like a rash and after his drink she is spirited away.......I get the impression this was payback time for not seeing her.....oh well......!

I have a few then go up to the strasse to take more pics before the sun disappears......I go as far as Bali Hai pier and the humidity is at its apex and I'm sweating like a deviant........I wander down the road and go into La Bamba to cool down and I get the girls a drink........I get an sms from Kate saying she loves me and is sorry.....eh?


Aum....pull this finger, will you....?

Guess what.....yer off again.....

See Ya Aum.....!

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I look to the left....

I look to the right.....

A sea of umbrellas....

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The sun goes down....

Walking Street at twilight

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 16.5

I then go back to the PBR to shower and change and shoot up to Pook Swan.....the wee one is looking chirpy and good so I pay her barfine for later and tell her I'm doing the rounds of the bars tonight to say bye bye so I'll ring her later..........

I get a bike down the road to Soi 6 and say cheerio to Pook and play pool with Ann.....I tell her to say hi to Kate from me and head down La Bamba.........Ann is looking fine and if I had another few days.............! I head up to Ezy and settle in......another sms arrives and I respond....around 11:00 in walks Kate.........Karl smiles, Lita chuckles and Vicki is confused......when did he have time to do that..........

We have a fair few drinks and Kate enquires, "Where Money?".......Oops so Lita explains how her old cat was stolen and Cleo is summonsed...........around 1am Kate tells me we are going dancing.....erm okay Sweetie....so we head down to Exite on the Third Road.......really good place this and we find Ann from Pooks in there with a bottle whisky on the go so we join in.....around 3 another bottle is purchased and we are all smashed....Kate is boogieing away and I dance with Ann and Tya..........I look at my watch and fuck me it's 4:45.....my taxi is at 5am.....aargh!

So I hop a bike....kiss the Laotian Queen and head down to the PBR, chuck my remaining stuff in the case, swiftly shower and once in the taxi crack a Singha.....Whoo Hoo!

Kate & Cleo

Whizzing down the soi on bikes...

Kate's mate....

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Kate

With Ann...

Ann with some Fella.....

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The girls have a good time

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Kate likes to boogie...

Ann

Tya

Great girls and a good night had by all....

[jet712]

Great stuff Petesie.

Anne looks great as always but I have to be honest and say that Kate's new hairstyle just isn't doing it for me.

Still, I'm sure plenty will like it and it's her decision to make so good luck to her.