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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 1
Enjoying the splendour of Etihad this trip, fairly uneventful journey apart from a couple of things.......an Idonesian maid chucking up over the back of the seat in front of her, she was sat in front of me so I escaped the majority of it apart from the noise which woke me up.........landed at Abu Dhabi and I took the opportunity to pick up a few more prizes for the girls in Ezy and La Bamba as we appear to have a party on Friday and Saturday.......oh dear......landed at BKK and whizzed through emigration only to discover I'd left the bag with the prizes on the bloody plane.....aaargh!
The baggage desk was fine and managed to procure it for me within 30 mins as they were filling the plane up with the return passengers.....picked up the Limo and off we went to the good old PBR......forgot to mention I got slaughtered on the plane.........wanted to get merry, have my in flight meal then crash......never happened.......consumed a half litre of JW in the airport, had 5 bottles of vino and my meal and watched bloody movies all night........I made the journey to Patts with one eye open........checked in with the usual friendly meet and greet from the girls on reception and I was unpacking my bag when the first sms came in.......Aum........Darling I see you tomollo......ok Aum......Darling....where are you now?...........erm, PBR.......OK I be there one hour......Fark......no escaping it, I'm doomed!
Freshened up with a nice hot shower got the glad rags on and waited my fate........I went down to reception to check my e-mails just as she arrived......Hello Aum......she was strangely quiet......even in the room I couldn't get her to say much.........after a while she started to talk.......ah.....she's shy....doesn't know how to pick up where we left off, she's 21 next month so I understand the age thing.......so I show her present I bought for her birthday and she is happy.....well.....she's only 21 and I couldn't not give her anything so she was happy with her new watch.........she tells me she no have customer.....yeh, right........whatever.....so I rip her gear off and chase her round the Loom.....wow....the new bolt ons are looking fine.......feel really nice and I reach down to her smooth tackle to discover that since the hormones have stopped the bloody thing has got bigger.......oh no.........so we go for it and she complains that I'm too big so the lube is revealed and we go for it yet again.........ah, thats why I come here.....boom chicka wow wow....Petesie's place.....down at the old PBR, Sin City by the Sea..........
My chariot awaits....
Suvernabumi in the morning mist...
Dahling I wait you......
Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 1
Enjoying the splendour of Etihad this trip, fairly uneventful journey apart from a couple of things.......an Idonesian maid chucking up over the back of the seat in front of her, she was sat in front of me so I escaped the majority of it apart from the noise which woke me up.........landed at Abu Dhabi and I took the opportunity to pick up a few more prizes for the girls in Ezy and La Bamba as we appear to have a party on Friday and Saturday.......oh dear......landed at BKK and whizzed through emigration only to discover I'd left the bag with the prizes on the bloody plane.....aaargh!
The baggage desk was fine and managed to procure it for me within 30 mins as they were filling the plane up with the return passengers.....picked up the Limo and off we went to the good old PBR......forgot to mention I got slaughtered on the plane.........wanted to get merry, have my in flight meal then crash......never happened.......consumed a half litre of JW in the airport, had 5 bottles of vino and my meal and watched bloody movies all night........I made the journey to Patts with one eye open........checked in with the usual friendly meet and greet from the girls on reception and I was unpacking my bag when the first sms came in.......Aum........Darling I see you tomollo......ok Aum......Darling....where are you now?...........erm, PBR.......OK I be there one hour......Fark......no escaping it, I'm doomed!
Freshened up with a nice hot shower got the glad rags on and waited my fate........I went down to reception to check my e-mails just as she arrived......Hello Aum......she was strangely quiet......even in the room I couldn't get her to say much.........after a while she started to talk.......ah.....she's shy....doesn't know how to pick up where we left off, she's 21 next month so I understand the age thing.......so I show her present I bought for her birthday and she is happy.....well.....she's only 21 and I couldn't not give her anything so she was happy with her new watch.........she tells me she no have customer.....yeh, right........whatever.....so I rip her gear off and chase her round the Loom.....wow....the new bolt ons are looking fine.......feel really nice and I reach down to her smooth tackle to discover that since the hormones have stopped the bloody thing has got bigger.......oh no.........so we go for it and she complains that I'm too big so the lube is revealed and we go for it yet again.........ah, thats why I come here.....boom chicka wow wow....Petesie's place.....down at the old PBR, Sin City by the Sea..........
My chariot awaits....
Suvernabumi in the morning mist...
Dahling I wait you......
petesie 
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