Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report

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Petesie: Great TR nice to see you out an about having a great time with two lovely companions.. Appreciate you sharing the nice pics.. Have a great time !!!!

[pacman]

Oh my my....      

little Aum is all grown up with a smashing set of norkas...    

On behalf of those who are yet to have the pleasure, thank you Petesie (I'm sure I read you are responsible for the addition of this first class set of bolt-ons)

They look delicious & will ensure the young ladies financial future while you are far away.

Such a thoughtful gesture for her...      

                    ...and us...      

[brocklanders]

THose new tits must have set Petesie back a bit...hope to enjoy them on my next trip.

Good to see Jenn is still one of the coolest ladyboys on the planet and still hot.

[jimslim]

As always Petesie one great report

Nice to see you guys enjoying yourselves and not taking life to serious , thats what its all about .

Good to see young Donnykey making his Alfred Hitchcock appearances in every thread

[bigmick22]

Donnykey is on as many internet photos as Areeya

[stickyfinger]

(petesie @ Mar. 10 2009,00:03) Ezy gils

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These two are getting embarrassing....

Good to see Helens tattoo looking good from our lazy day at Jomtien beach !!!

Nice girl and not surprised shes off the scene now


Good luck to her and Mike

Great pics and Aums tits look good too


Cheers 4 now


Sticky

[jimslim]

Some great pics there

Good lord

[petesie]

Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 11

The next day she heads off to get changed as we are getting picked up at 2pm to go to the Crocodile farm and Million Year Stone Park.....2 minutes later she knocks...I open the door....it rain, says she.....I open the curtains and sure enough the heavens have opened....I advise her they will give her a brolly downstairs as she is now an affilliated member due to her continued occupancy of the PBR....she understood the brolly part.....

So I quickly shower and later head downstairs and the mini-bus is waiting.......we pick up an English couple and their teenage daughter then stop by Jacko's Hotel to pick him and Helen up......I call Aum and tell her to get her arse moving....ok ok....so we swing by her place and I nip out and get her......fuck me.....there's all us dressed with jeans and Tee-Shirts and out comes the wee one in a see through black party number and high heels.....we get on the bus and me and Jacko and Helen are in a fit of giggles.....I tell Aum they no have Poles to dance round at the Croc Farm......pout and flick.......

We have a good few hours there and the girls get their pics taken with the tigers and we watch the croc show......the tourists are wandering about taken in the sights.....and of course are amused by the Ladyboy in her see through party number......

We head out, drop Jacko off on the Central road and then head up Soi Buakhow to the PBR.......I think fuck it....so I get the driver to drop Aum and I at Pook Swan with all the girls dancing round the poles and the place in full swing.......the faces on the tourists was a picture as I wished them a Happy Holiday and shut the door on a grinning driver........

I had a cider and paid bar and we head off to the PBR......she is in one of her moods again and I have had enough.......she has now told me a few days ago she met someone just before I arrive...........

This I don't mind in the slightest, what she does with her life is up to her and I know the game......what I do object to is it impacting on my holiday through her moods........when she is on form she is fun to be with and we have a laugh......but when the incredible sulk hits...........grrr.....so enough is enough and exit Aum stage left.....no drama....I tell her don't worry about it Sweetie and to go see her friend who has just arrived from up North and give her some money and she knows.........I get a wave and she is gone............

I am so upset that I meet up with Jacko and Helen at the Bangkok Grill in the avenue, we have a few Singha's and a nice feed, have one in la Bamba and I buy Ossy a drink.....hmmm.....and head up the Strasse to Big Ezy....we have a great old night and there's plenty of shooters and it's Jacko's last one at Ezy.....

Helen is blatantly and obviously smitten by the Scottish Ladyboy terrorist....and the feeling looks mutual from my barstool........she is clinging on for dear life as he is off to BKK in the morning and the pair of them look miserable.........I ask him has he asked herself to come with him....he turns and asks.......dearie me....I wish I'd caught that look on camera.......so the very excited one goes to her Loom to fetch her gear and we have even more drinks and laughs with Karl, Lita and the girls...

Jacko takes his leave around 2am, with a very chuffed Helen, saying cheerio to all and though we shall miss him.....my wallet won't....

I pay a barfine and leave around 3 and go to Excite disco.....we have a fair few beers and enjoy a good old dirty boogie then head off to the PBR where I spend my time getting thrown round the Loom with a Balloon tied to my arse..........whoo-hooo!


Croc farm pole dancer.....

At the carp pond...

A fish spies the ladyboy....

[petesie]

Armed to the teeth with a PBR Brolly.....

Our girls with the tigers......

[petesie]

Tiger ladies


Mikes brief encounter with a real pussy....

[petesie]

Watching the croc show

This guy need therapy....

You'll stick it where?

[petesie]

Helen and Jacko in the avenue


Ossy

I feel a bad moon a rising.....

[petesie]

Sasa.....

Vicki says bye bye

Paeng wishes Jacko all the best......

[petesie]

Karl says see ya Jacko and Lita gets a smooch.....

A Balloon flies out my Loom.....

[petesie]

Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 12

We hit the Exite disco and drink even more.....oh my....I buy a bottle of scotch and we have a go at demolishing it.....some dirtyish dancing ensues with lots of crotch rubbing......erm...I notice we have an audience........

We head back to the Loom as day breaks......we have a go in the lift and I'm past caring about the security camera........in da Loom I rip her dress off and she throws me on the bed, she's a strong girl.....she gets down and oddly enough my wee chap is up for it....so I get some good stuff administered to me nether regions.....I decide to reciprocate....oo-er....thats a bit salty my dear?

"I come already" she says........."when was that?".....when we dance...she says.....oops....no wonder people were looking at us....!

So.........we have a passionate session and Balloon is to be recommended in this, pointless repeating what we did and didn't do but passionate is the only way to describe it....real touchy feely stuff.............

I awake to an sms from Jacko telling me he is on the way to BKK with the new wife.....I tell him I've just blew up a Balloon......after another great session and snoozeroono she leaves around 2pm............

I hit the pattaya Beer Garden for shrimp and rice and the obligatory ciders........around 6ish I head up to get changed but never made it past La Bamba......damn......sink more than my fair share of gin and tonics and have a good old blether with Rossco about life in the LoS.....very entertaining and he is a wealth of knowledge and he is only too pleased to be tapped........if you know what I mean.....

Around 9 I was just thinking of going for a bite to eat before the nights alcahol hits big time when in walks Aum.......shite.....she's wearing a knockout leopard skin number and looks like a high class hooker........she parks her very cute butt on a stool and I get the demure smile...........it's almost like she's she's saying "knock this one back..... cowboy".........I'm doomed.....I try resisting but I've had lots to drink and I'm and easy touch.......

So after we have another 4 drinks I realise she is getting smashed...........so we say bye bye and I waltz Madam up Yamoto towards the PBR........I get some McDonalds and she is on the blower again.........an English couple from the hotel give me the eye as I guide the ass on legs back with the tip of her tackle fairly obvious as the dress is so short........so we hit the Loom and she sits on the balcony for a samoke......no cigarettes.....I forget says Madam.....so I nip over the 7-11 and when I return the bitch has crawled into bed and crashed.....aargh!

I take her gear off for her and tuck her in and do what everyone else would in this situation.........I shower, put on the glad rags and shoot straight up to the Strasse and into Ezy bar.........!

Another great night ensues.......one guy refuses to pay bar bill which is only a few hundred Baht and is rough with Tata so he is soon sorted out by Karl and the girls............they take no shit, sha-ure!

I crawl in beside the minx and just to be on the safe side I slip one up her to show her I really do care for her.......

I'm doomed.....

Through the avenue

Pissed in reception ....