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they listen
they go wild!
they listen
they go wild!
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My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......
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One at a time Donny....
A Donny sandwich
Bell goes for itMy idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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Balloon goes for something.....
Jacko and the celestial taxi to oblivion....My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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Looks like a great time was had by all
I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here
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Petesie's Off the Cuff Report 9
Well I'd just got in the Loom when I got the umpteenth message from the Wee One.....dahling where u go.......I sms'd back.....just back in Loom.....I'll be there in 10 minutes....fark.......I'm smashed........sod it....see what happens......I get the call from the desk and it soon darkens my doorstep......hi Hon.....how you doin".........dahling....what you do.....so I tell her and she knows we have party so thats where I've been......little coy looks which melt the icicles from my testicles and its a swift shower and a round of hide the sausage............
I awake around 3 and we do it all again....I tell her to go bar and I promise to see her later........me and Jacko are off to Kho Larne in the morning with some of the Ezy gals so we'll see how it goes........I have not much of a hangover considering the abuse this bod has taken but do feel I'm coming down with something.....
I head off to the ATM and take a wander up Soi Diana to head towards Pook Swan......the pull of Papa bar and the lovely Kate sat outside is too much for this old cowboy.....so we're in and I buy us a drink and the fumbling commences......she remembers me from last time and the pitch is familiar....I can do anything....suck your cock lick your ass......right, no kissing then. ....do you ...you do me........absolutely my type of girl....! I have a call from Jacko who says he's off back to the Loom for a lie down and I tell him where I am and who's got their hands up my trousers....I'll be there in 5 minutes says he......
I get him a drink and we have a blether with the ladies......a cute GG has got his attention and it's only an arsehair before he whisks her up the spiral staircase to do his dirty deeds....always a man of action is our Jacko.......
I'm honest with Kate and tell her I have a date but would like to do this again some time.......we're quite friendly as I've always bought her a drink and tipped her so she soon has Nessie out and the Thai version soon follows.....good grief....I've seen this red angry thing carved in temples.........I go down to give it the obligatory suck at the bar....as you do.....when I notice there's a little lad playing dominoes.......fuck this....even I have scruples....we hadn't notice him come in and sit down behind us and to the side.....so I insist we disarm and put down our weaponry......Jacko re-appears and we drink up and head up Pook Swan........
We have a drink with the girls in Pook Swan and I pay bar for the Wee One.....but I tell her I am sick and show her my meds.....she is not amused but to be honest I am feeling the day off routine coming......bugger.......sure enough after we have a few drinks and I head off down to the PBR and take my medicine.........
After that we meet up in La Bamba, from somewhere a purple dildo appears......guess who nabs it.......then we head up the Strasse......we buy a couple of daft affro wigs and have a laugh when we walk into Ezy wearing them......a fair few are consumed but I'm done in so we have an early one.......
In the morning I get up at the allotted time and feel like shite.......bollocks.....I give it a few minutes and have a drink and take some more meds.....arseholes........no good it's bed for me..........I inform Jacko and hit the scatcher........around 10:00 am the call comes in....from guess who.....so I tell her I am sick in bed and she says......I take care......I'm past caring so I let her have her way and she's soon over.....we cuddle and both crash as thats all I'm up for..........we arise late afternoon and go to the flicks in the Avenue and watch Push......not bad.....we wander up to Pook Swan to pay barfine and we have a few drinks......
Jacko arrives and tells us what a great day he's had....good lad and I'm jealous and still a bit poorly......Jacko heads off to meet up with his lovely and we go back to Loom.....I want to see Underworld 3 but the Wee One has seen it so after the dirty deed she goes to sleep and I head over the road with some whisky (purely medicinal) and watch a good movie........
After the flicks....it's now 1:45am......I find myself on second road and bugger me if the feet aren't heading for Ezy bar.....funny that....I arrive and enjoy yet another good few hours with Karl & Lita and the girls.....great stuff....and I've taken a wee bit of a shine to Balloon....oddly enough......doesn't come across like the rest of the Ezy Stable..........but she does it for me and if the wee one was not kipping in my bed........she would soon be.......I finish up around 5 am and head up the road to the PBR.......so much for an easy night!
Jacko's Purple throbber
La Bamba Lovely......May
He's at it again.....My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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Ezy gils
Ezy mascot
These two are getting embarrassing....My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 10
The touristy stuff.....
We have a really good day today.....we hooked up with Jacko and Helen and hopped a Baht Bus to the Sanctuary of Truth, what an amazing place, you can ride around on an elephant or take a pony and trap..... so we chose to wander round there.........what a stunning sight as you stroll over a little rise and it is all right in front of you....wow....breathtaking stuff...
We did the guided tour and listened to the guides and snapped away.....very peaceful.....we had lunch in the little restuarant there which was very reasonably priced and generally soaked up the atmosphere.......
After our feed we then took a walk back up to the entrance and went and fed the Elephants, Aum was not amused when one sneezed on her......then chased her....ha ha funny!
After this cultural experience and spritual enlightenment we popped down to the shooting range under Tiffanys and Jacko and I blasted away.........even the wee One had 10 rounds.........I kill him dead sha-oor......!
Next stop was the Central Mall where I threatened Aum with shopping.....that subdued the bitch.......the cinema was in fact next on our to-do list....we chose the new VIP SFX which is a must do experience with your chosen one......free soft drinks tea coffee and a welcome cocktail in the VIP lounge....... then when the movie starts you are personally escorted to your double reclining seats and blankets are provided........
Jacko and Helen were sat a few rows down from us.......free popcorn and more drinks and halfway through the movie free sandwiches and salad......Jacko and I had a few Heinekens and I reckon both of us had a good tug given under the blankets.......can I get you anything Sir....erm...have you any tissues?....
The movie was an odd one which I enjoyed...The Curious Life of Jonathan Button.....Aum thought it was so good she fell asleep and snored gently all the way through.....
After that we went to the Strasse and had an Indian in Ali Baba which was splendid and hit the big Ezy........beers and cheers were on the go and Jacko left around midnight and I can't remember when we did......back at the Loom Aum decides my arse is getting it......... the stopping of the hormones has a lot to answer for as she now claims she no Ladyboy, she man......oh dearie me.......
Tomorrow.....even more touristy stuff......have the leopards changed their spots.........will they make honest women out of their girls....will Petesie give up the drink.......stay tuned folks....!
The Entrance
What a sight!
Bob the builder....My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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More of the day.......My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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the happy couple
AumMy idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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The girls who bang our gongs....
Aum leaving
Nellie sneezes on then chases a ladyboy.....My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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Helen is very wary of that big long thing........and the elephants trunk...
Aum kills him dead...sha-oor!
Jacko.....why he know your name...?My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......Comment
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AUm looking great!
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...(petesie @ Mar. 07 2009,17:58) Lessons well learned assist me in future choices but I reserve the right to continue to wear my heart on my sleeve regardless....
Well said, Petesie. Sounds like a TTChang sentiment 
Thanks for this TR. Great stuffTT
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...hey man....great
from a great time...., remind me at some events we share together.... 
..look your reprise warm up my frozen nose from fucking cold eurpoe so quick....
..hope tto meet you again on some of our next trips.....
...Juri
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