Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report

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my dear Dear

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I think the chubby blond he refers to is our Ice.....

Petesie's Off the Cuff trip Report 6

The crowd at LaBamba thinned out a wee bit but we all had a good old blether, more pizzas were ordered and some aquantencies were made for the evening........Jacko nipped up to the short time rooms for a liaison with the lovely.........and cutey newbie Nat latched on to some Baldy Auld Git.............me!

We said our cheerios and wandered up the Beach Road with Nat in tow.........we had our pics taken on the Valentines Day display throne.......and took a hike up the Strasse and into the big Ezy.......Karl was blasting out the tunes and Lita was looking lovely as usual and I got the look as Nat was there.........and I could see why......compared to the girls in Ezy who were done up to the nines and her in jeans in T-shirt......mmm......I could see the point and even Nat looked uncomfortable.......so we had a few ciders and Jacko was feeling a bit off and decided to call it an early night.....so I got him to hang on and I swiftly nipped out and picked up my T-shirt from dazed and confused in Linda's......no problem there......might see you later sweetie........

I told Karl I might ditch her in a wee while and come back.......not that I intended to have another I just fancied a fair few ciders......honest! So we settle up and head back down the Strasse......Jacko says G'night and goes off to the Loom and she drags me down the street and I end up springing for some new shoes and a top......okay my dear..........but this might bite you........so I was thinking off sending her off and she gets me into Walking Sreet disco.......okay then......a fair few G&T's later and watching her doing some sexy boogieing change of mind again and she can stay.........

We head off down the road around 3 am and after picking up some grub and me refusing to buy her a new bag we head up the second road on the baht bus........through the Avenue Centre where we bump into rossco and Pim heading back to where he's left the car and he tells her to look after me......so into reception with no bother.......I was a wee bit concerned earlier as I thought she looked a little wasted........so we'll see how things turn out..........

We have our shower and lay on the bed and it erupts.........she turns from this quiet individual into a bit of a sexual demon.........no boobs on her so a wee too much of a femboy for me but we're here now so lets see what happens.........we have plenty of kissing and nibbling and some good head is given by the both of us.......I get me raincoat on and give her a wee rimming to help slide Nessie in........and we go for it first with me on top pounding from various angles and when I get really deep she comes on her tum......whahey!.........I turn her over and slide it in from the side then after a fair while and different angles she gets it doggie.........things are really good but I'm getting the feeling it ain't going to happen for me........oops!

I get her moved to on top and I'm getting a floppy so she's as stiff as a stiff thing so I go down and take her as far as possible..........aargh...I can taste cider....oh erm gin too......hurry up you bitch.......oof gag.........so I spit over her belly and she falls back on the bed........I clean her up and she notices I've not come..........so she whips off the raincoat and gives me some firce head.......ohmigod this is really nice and it's not long before Nessie has risen ..........after some fine sucking and nibbling my balls and tongueing of my arse and some tugging the Auld reptile throws up........good grief....that was nice!

She's still not finished.........she lays back into the corner of the bed on a pillow and asks me to smoke her.....erm......I give it a go but this won't be enough to get her off for a third time.......so some furious tugging ensues by her with me licking her balls and arse ........then she comes and immediately blacks out for around 5 minutes...oops.....she's a goner........so I wipe her tummy and we clean up........I get her to go to the bathroom ....with a bit of assistance from me as ther legs have gone........and I help her back to the celestial wanking chariot and she soon has a snoozeroonie on the go......I'm still wired and decide to watch a movie from the armchair and partake of the Scottish Holy water......around 5 am I'm done so I have an early one meself.........

It's day 3.....No Aum....no Kate......I'm still having a ball.....aaargh!

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Petesie's off the Cuff Trip Report 7

We arise mid morning and we're at it again.....good grief....I'm too old for this......thats the trouble with guys our age taking on Ladyboys in their 20's......whilst they have the edge on them in certain aspects it'll be the sheer stamina they posess that'll get us in the end....or in our end!

We finish, shower and I escort her to the grinning motorbike taxi lads.....I have a frequent flyer card with them.......ok, so back to the Loom for a wee while and some time on the PC to keep up with the TR........

I have an sms from jacko and we meet up at the brand new Central Shopping mall....wow.....some size of a place this.....so we grab some grub and make eyes at a very cute GG who is with some other lads....she smiles back when they are not looking......so we have a wander and bump into her again......smiling as we go by......oops....so we nab her and give her some chat and get Guitars number for future reference....

We bump into Kwang and a friend....she tells us she has just came back from Kho Samet and is off to Bangkok tomorrow and then Phuket.....today she see movie....so we tell her about the Ezy party and cu later maybe and we move on........later on we bump into her and Sonya....wow....Sonya looks so cute....she is a really cool girl and I must say I have always had a soft spot for her thats firming up rapidly............Jacko has to buy some more perfume for a prize for the Ezy girls and has a brief flirtation with a lovely girl who he soon finds out is a LB..........!

we have a few ciders at an adjacent Beer bar and shoot the breeze.....the girls in here are in make up mode and are way above our age group and preference...we laugh at the Mamasan showing the girls how to attract customers......but we chat away and then go our seperate ways in preparation for tonights party.....!

Views from the new Central Shopping Mall

Mamsan shaking it......

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(thegame925 @ Mar. 03 2009,04:36) ...............And you came across as this shy, mild, guy on your first, hesitant, Trip Report......that Pattaya water in your whiskey has certainly changed your personality!

Great Stuff! €“ Terrific photos! €“ Keep it going (and cumming)...   .

I'm afraid I'm still the same chap, good sir........just a trifle more campaign hardened.....though I remain courteous to the girls and maintain a pleasant demeanor..........I reserve the right to extract myself should the situation not suit.....

I have been more than generous and understanding to one in particular and found their behaviour sadly lacking.....they shall never darken my doorstep in such a familiar capacity again......

Lessons well learned assist me in future choices but I reserve the right to continue to wear my heart on my sleeve regardless....

Thanks for previous inspiration......

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 8

I make it back to the hotel with an urgent need to visit the little boys room....I think about going downstairs but hold out for the Loom.....I just get in and dash to the loo and just as my jeans hit the floor I follow through.........bastard........my good Calvin Kleins too.....so after a shower I nip over to Boots and get some immodium and rehydrate.....as soon as I'm sorted I head downstairs and out the door to the big Ezy........

I wander in and the bar is empty of customers as its still early but the Piggy is spinning outside and good tunes are as usual playing away to get the vibes going.......Jacko soon arrives and we sort out the prizes for the ladies......more BM's, lurkers and customers arrive including Burenboy and his brother, Donny, Stickyfingers, Juri, Shaba, Kahuna to name but a few........we decide to put the name of the prize in balloons and stick them to the wall.....Jacko's idea....I wanted to put them in his jeans pockets and let them have a good old rummage.......

This works fine and as the girls names are drawn they get to pop the balloon and they get the appropriate gift and a photo taken.......this works pretty well and the ladies are delighted and impressed with the prizes they receive.........apart from one who I shall not name here as it's not my style to do that......all I will say is that she put her prize on the bar and immediately walked back outside without even opening it.........she could not be bothered......Jacko and i went to a fair bit of bother and expense to do this for them as a general thankyou and the quality of the 8 gifts we bought was high, like Givenchy, Chanel etc so for her to turn her beak up could have upset lesser men..........suffice to say we still had a great enjoyable evening and we mere mortals enjoyed the meet and once again many thanks to Karl, Lita and the girls for their splendid welcome and of course the hard work they put in to ensure we all enjoyed the party at Ezy........

Our Piggy

Our Helen

Our Ball......

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Paeng and Helen

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Very nice trip report, sir! I can actually visualize everything you describe! Please do continue at your leisure.

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Balloons with prizes within....

The prizes...

Our first winner....the lovely Jen

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Our Cleo

Helen....

Why does he get all the good jobs.....

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Winner winner chicken dinner!

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More winners

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The stunning Paeng from Ezy....

I've seen this girl change her clothes 6 times in one evening.......wow!

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 8.5

The night ensued and we all had a great laugh.............Jacko and I drank them out of Strongbow and at around 3am Karl shut the place up and we all headed off to the Issan Disco......yippee........the Ezy gang in a baht Bus.....what a fucking sight......!

Many drinks flowed, probably due to the bottles of whisky on everyone's table coutesy of a certain Bar owner....cheers Karl & Lita! At one point Jacko and myself got up and did a bit of a highland fling much to the amusement of the ladies and entourage........that'll be Donny then!

Food arrived, superb fish dishes and Thai food, a nice clear soup which we poured into the fish platters to braise...mmmm... again many thanks to Karl & Lita who really know how to look after customer/employee relations......and of course more drink......

Good grief I find I have the boogie shoes on......I dirty dance away with an extremely sweaty Balloon, Ball and whoever would have me and we have a whale of a time.....at least I did! Jen gets up on the stage and sings with the band and the Ezy crowd go wild......!

Jacko has had enough and my eyelids are feeling the gravitational effect.....we say cheerio and head out the door to very bright sunshine.....aargh.....it's nearly 8am..........!

We head off on seperate bikes.....Jacko and and me on my Todd...........strangely enough not for long........around 15 minutes actually but the intention was there....

Lita locks up

Ezy gang through the alleyway

All aboard....!

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The Pilot briefs the crew

Jacko complains about the in-flight toilet facilities

Our destination

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X marks the spot

that pepper a bit hot Jacko?

Jen takes the stage....