Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report

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Thanks Terry........we are all looking forward to meeting up with you in May.........

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip report 3

I head off down the second road on a baht bus to the big C to hook up with Jacko and Jen where we sort out fresh sims and have a bite at Black Canyon.....Jacko goes to the flicks with his date and I search for some wrapping paper for the prizes and have a quick think mmm, why not ...so I give Kate a ring.....you ok Sweetie?...I ok...where are you?....in my Loom....ok Darling.....I want see you....ok I go my bar.....right see you there soon....that sorted I get a ride back to freshen up and ditch my goods at the Loom.....

The bike takes me up past Pook Swan and as luck has it the traffic stops us right outside.........bollocks.........I am soon spotted by eagle eyed Ek.......where you go.......I just smile and wave and ride off into the distance......

I then head down to Soi 6 and come in from the rear as usual......Tya says hi and says Kate inside..... so I perch at a spot by the bar and order a drink and wait......dear me I never recognised her........the arms go round and I get a hug and a kiss and she looks stunning to me....her hair is shorter and she's gone all blonde.....and no make up at all.......she's just had contacts in and says her eyes are sore so no cosmetics....okay....wow....it's nice to see her and the freshness is still there, which is absolutely charming.........I go say hello to Ann and get the usual enquiries about the Scottish Terrorist so he gets an sms to warn him in case he turns up with you know who and we all have a drink and shoot some pool.........

Jacko joins us after his movie and we shoot the breeze and he gets hit on big time........I check out Kates new bolt ons which look perfect on her.....Kate is off to Cambodia for the visa run in the morning so I decide we'll cut it short there so I slip her some cash....which she is reluctant to take from me....and we head off to la Bamba and meet up with Rossco for a good old blether and beers...........I get smothered by Ice and we then go up the Strasse and have one at the Rolling Stone bar.....we spot the lovely Sophia and buy her a drink before we hit the big Ezy.........Lita is in attendance so we enjoy some tunes and Jacko gets out of order on a few occasions and settles down with someone else.........oddily enough I can't be bothered and just hit the drink.....things are good and before you know it it's fucking 5am........aargh!

We settle up and decide to go for one in Linda's........a really drunk Ann is there.....apparantly her Italian boyfriend has just died so all her plans for the future are up the Swannee....she is genuinely upset and the tears are flowing.....she cries on Jacko's girls shoulder and we are absolutely fucking ruthless with the wisecracks.......oh we were howling....Jacko really thinks she is a GG as she is so small so I whip her drawers down to reveal her wee chap.......I feel sorry for her so in her time of grief, what more could I do...........I took her back to the PBR and slipped one up her..............

It was funny on the Baht bus as she was shitfaced and nearly falling off and I virtually had to carry her through the avenue and into reception......in the hotel I got all her gear off in the corrider as I was holding her up trying to get my key in the door........the cleaning lady was just starting her shift for the day so she just stood there looking at me with an extremely drunk naked ladyboy trying to get my key in......oh my.......in the Loom I was extremely sympathetic and was generous with the Lube and gave her a bit of internal massage for solace..........this is day 2 and oddily enough it's turning out fine......I watch the sun come up and relax with my JWBL while the grieving widow crashes face down.......mmm.....I better wipe that up before there's a mess.........

Valentines Day approaches...

Beautiful but off her face on something

Sophia

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Well they started it....

Can't take him anywhere...

It turns into a free for all.....

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just what we need....hair!

Things get well out of order......

He won't find his Loom key there.....

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some more deviancy.....

Vicki sees a crack in his armour

Paeng joins in the fray.....

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Action Jackson

Trying to keep the bugger from falling off the bus....

My deepest condolences my dear.....

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Petesie's Off the Cuff Trip Report 4

The merry widow awakes and I feel a wee bit sorry for her........ so I fetch her a drink and order some room service.....she's looking decidedly rough so I say I'll walk her out after we have the obligatory shower...........she says ,"we make love?'".....of course not I say, "you way too drunk!" I get an eyebrow for this so I give her the thankyou card any way, so she is happy for that.....I lend her a T-shirt as last nights get up was ridiculous......fishnets and a one of these frontless backless little numbers.......a Linda bar special.....but she still puts the nets back on........

We get in the lift and an English couple are there......so I brave it out and asks how the pool was on the roof.......they are friendly and politely ignore the state of the Thai national disaster I'm with........his wife asked if I had a good time last night....then realise what she said.....so I said I was out with the boys and didn't get into past 6.......and raise an eyebrow to himself.....he quickly looks Ann up and down and looks at the wall with a smirk....hah hah......

I walk Ann down the road and get her a taxi bike give her a peck and she says she will bring the T-shirt with her tonight.....oh dear....do I have to.....?

I decide the Trip report is getting some attention and do that for a while before getting a right old weary on so I decide to rest this weary head before the big show at La Bamba tonight......whoo hoo!

The lovely Lita who puts up with our shenanigans....

Where we go mister?

Couldn't keep their eyes off each other....

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Nice TR so far petesie

Vicki in post 6 is gorgeous

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Great report and action photography

Man ! Your an ANIMAL

Of the party variety

A great time was had by ....... You, screw the rest

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Petesie's off the Cuff Trip Report 5

I surface around 7:30 and check my phone....oh dear.....28 missed calls and 5 sms from the wee one......I have my freshen up and get the gear on and put tonights prizes in a bag and shoot out the door.......I call Jacko and I say I'll see him down there as I have a little something to do first........

I promised a mate I'd drop something off for him at a certain bar down Soi Buakhow......he recently had his first trip here and fell a wee bit for a girl so I had the job of delivering the valentines card with a little bit of cash in it.......I braved the taxi bike ride past the haunt of the wee one and got off just past her bar......I sat my bum on one of the stools and got a cold one and checked out the girls.....mmm......not as good as the ones I've been previously looking at, if you know what I mean.......!

I play Jackpot with one and buy her a drink.......after a while I ask her her name and the name of a few others........one of the better ones is my friends girl so I ask for her name again and she smiles and says , ah....you Petesie! So smiles all round and I hand over her present and she is over the moon........bless her.....I quickly drink up and head off into the night and the throes of a meet at La Bamba!

Not many asides and observations this trip so far as to be honest......I've not done much apart from drink and have a good time.......we'll see how it develops.....

La Bamba is the buisiest I've seen it and there's a real buzz on.....a damn good turn out lads! The ladies are looking swell and mucho Pizza is on the go......I sort out the prizes for the girls and they dissappear up the staircase to put the bikinis on........so Burenboy, Donny, Jacko and yours truly follow them up to get the evidence for the good of the Forum...........wow......some real good sights here and no doubt the pics will be all over LB69 and LBF by Stogie.....and we all took the same bloody ones!

Oddly enough we had enough prizes to give the girls one each......prizes I mean..........so much to the enjoyment of the boys a strutting of the stuff that made La Bamba famous ensued.....dearie me.....I turned to Jacko and said," I'd do the fucking lot of them!" He nodded,"Me too!"..........the girls went up the stairs after a few dances to good tunes and we once again had the opportunity to catch this all for posterity.....or is that postierity.....they all stood on the balcony and gave us a wave.......bless them!

When they came down we dished out the stuff;

Aum........Designer handbag with matching necklace and earings
Ann.........Nice Choccies
Dear........Valentines Teddy with card and 500 Bt
Chin.........Valentines Teddy with card and 1000Bt
Nat..........Estee Lauder Body Lotion
Ice...........Estee lauder Perfume gift set
Oh...........Chanel No5 Perfume

One latecomer, who's name escapes me, we rustled up 500 Bt for as she'd made the effort.....good girl!

All in all one hell of an enjoyable night......so thanks for Rossco and Alis for organising this for us and good on the La bamba ladies for putting on a fine show for all the Lads who could be there to enjoy it and judging by the look on their faces......they certainly did!

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