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Top class pics and i must say without ever leaving BKK and Pattaya in my short time on the darkside ...Jimbo has assembled a top class staff there equal to Ezy IMHO....
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A good time had by all last night and Tally is a true gent. I can assure you all his English is spot on
I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here
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Brilliant Tally, and Bollocks if English isn't your language you have it well beaten/mastered. Well done on a most interesting report and the photography!
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Ladies... gentlemen... South-African athletes.... here€™s your humble temporary correspondent from Patong again.(Ivor Biggun @ Oct. 30 2009,02:08) Poor little lad let little brain take over from big brain tonite so don't expect any posts til later in the day, he virtually sprinted put of the place with 'Tilac of the nite' in tow A thoroughly nice chap and a pleasure to talk to
Hahaha Ivor, very true, very true indeed LOL!! I was like a bleedin teenager, didn€™t I?!?
I had lots of good (as well as not so good) intentions for the night but I was off like a greyhound when one of my favourite hares appeared on the horizon...
Anyway.... thank you all for your continued support. It was a pleasure to meet you too Ivor, hopefully we€™ll have a better chance to have a proper chat when you come into C&D again tomorrow night.
Again... great atmosphere in C&D last night. A few punters dispersed here and there, didn€™t take me long to identify Simon & The Beast, which (besides diamonds and gold...) by now is the girls€™ best friend!
They all seem very happy to have their picture taken.... so happy that most of them come back for a second go. And who am I to complain?!
As Ivor may have mentioned above, I sat down at his table sipping my drink and enjoyed watching Ae doing her cabaret act €“ that girl is so stunning that she could have a monkey suit on and juggle bananas... and she would still have my undivided attention.
My only 'worry' is that she knows how beautiful she is and therefore (should I be foolish enough to barfine her) her attitude may come with its own postcode....
Then a few more girls came round to say hi and to collect pics that Ivor had kindly printed out for them. Bought a drink for Annie (I promised her the night before and she€™s a sweetie anyway), then I saw the beautiful Oh lurking around and it wasn€™t long before she came over to our table.
As mentioned above, my plan (very hard to stick to one when you€™re in Patong!!) was to take it easy, chat to Ivor, have a few sherbets and then €˜go for the kill€™ (so to speak) with one of the beauties on my MD list.
Sadly (?!?!?!?!) Oh featured prominently in said list and to my very feeble and partial defence I have to say that she€™s very tactile and actively encouraged me to stroke her legs. By then I quickly realised that I was on borrowed time in C&D. She asked me to get barfined straight away, to which I said €œThere€™s no rush, I€™m going to barfine you but not just yet€. Her reply was a candid €œOk, but if you barfine me now, then I don€™t have to dance€. You lazy moo!! As if I wouldn€™t have enjoyed watching her strut her stuff on the stage or podium. Anyway, barfine paid and off we went.
Once we got to my royal apartments, I was sort of wondering if she could match Annie€™s performance from the night before. Well, I€™m pleased to report that Oh managed to surpass that. Forget Ivor€™s camera.... that girl is the REAL beast, I mean it. She€™s the full package, as far as I€™m concerned. And what a package it was... (see pics below). Very fit, tits to die for... she€™s gifted with an amazing Gibraltar, which left me speechless before, during and after... truly awesome. And she knows what to do with it only too well.
Forget all those meaningless projects like building new roads, repairing old ones etc... the Patong Municipality should get their priorities right and build a shrine on Soi Tiger to honour her Gibraltar - I am dead serious about it. All true LB lovers would be able to visit this (bizarrely enough) phallic shaped shrine and pay their due respect before approaching the bar and see the real McCoy.
Whilst I thoroughly enjoyed my time with the lovely Annie (so much so that I may go back for seconds with her before my holiday is up...), her English is a bit basic, whilst Oh can muster more than a few good sentences.
Now if you are just so shallow that all you want to do is get your wicked way (without much talk) with one of the C&D lovelies, then I€™m sure that Annie can make you perfectly happy and you won€™t be asking for a refund. However I know for a fact that the vast majority of the honourable Members of this Forum are like me, and therefore keen to discuss the several theories behind the origin of the Universe, not to mention the influence of cubism on Pablo Picasso€™s experimental early works with their LB of choice before getting down to biz... in which case Oh may be more suitable for you.
Just like Annie, Oh is very keen and adventurous between the sheets and definitely knows how to turn you on. Oh is also a passionate kisser, which is probably the biggest turn-on for me €“ I just wish she gave up on the fags... (no pun intended naturellement).
Back into C&D tonight for more extravaganza guys. Ad maiora.Comment
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(Torurot @ Oct. 30 2009,17:33) Brilliant Tally, and Bollocks if English isn't your language you have it well beaten/mastered. Well done on a most interesting report and the photography!
Bollocks???
What means bollocks??
My online dictionary says it is one of the following meanings:
1) the nuts of the mutt. What is a mutt? Why does it have nuts? Is it like a big squirrel?
2) Knackers - I know them, they used to sing 'My Sharona' in the 80's, right?? Is Sharona a newbie from Issan??
I'm confused......
Thanks for your kind words Torurot
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take care tally....Oh`s boyfriend will be there in 2 weeks....
thats why she sounded so sleepy this morning...
great pics mate...been trying for almost two weeks to get ivor to catch some...
give her a kiss from me...
all the ladyboys i know laughs when we have sex.....no matter what book they read
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Bollux = fuck it or sod it So let me get this straight- you're not really enjoying your holidaya are you? Happy Hunting tonite
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Please Mr. Tally man, tally me banana.
What a huge display. You really gave back to the masses as promised. Nice work, keep on keepin on mate. Take care of yourself before us mate.Comment
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It's complicated..."Bollocks" can mean absolute rubbish but "The Dog's Bollocks" mean extremely good!(tally65 @ Oct. 30 2009,18:12)(Torurot @ Oct. 30 2009,17:33) Brilliant Tally, and Bollocks if English isn't your language you have it well beaten/mastered. Well done on a most interesting report and the photography!
Bollocks???
What means bollocks??
My online dictionary says it is one of the following meanings:
1) the nuts of the mutt. What is a mutt? Why does it have nuts? Is it like a big squirrel?
2) Knackers - I know them, they used to sing 'My Sharona' in the 80's, right?? Is Sharona a newbie from Issan??
I'm confused......
Thanks for your kind words Torurot
I have no idea how this came about, you would have to ask the English people, I'm a mere colonial from South Africa..."I can feel an angel sliding up to me..."Comment
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Just to avoid further confusion....
I know only too well the meaning of the 'Bollocks' expression
My earlier comment was made with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek.
Once again I got proof that sometimes humour doesn't come across very well on the Net!!
PS. Another great night was had in C&D tonight - I just wish I would get more time to talk to a few more lovelies... - report and more pics to follow tomollow
PPS. you heard it here first - a fair number of the US Marines in town are a bunch of five-knuckle shufflers. They walk around like they own the feckin place
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