Quotable "quotes!"

[t-rocks69]

my lb girlfriend a few months ago while adjusting her private parts in the car.

Me;; what you doing
Her:: moving my balls
Me;; why
Her:: they hurt i dont know why my balls hurt they so little
me;;just what a guy wants to hear his giril friend say

of course i was laughing so hard that i almost wrecked my car in to the center guard rail at 80mph

[batman4ever]

before my departure..i added some extra money in Oh`s "saving-pig"

2 weeks later she discovered it...and i got this SMS,,,,

: thanx for put extra money in my pig...this make you more hansume...

[bigmick22]

brutal but honest

[guydesavoy]

After punching me in the eye, nose and slapping me around the head several times (lady or boy ?  ) I get thrown out of her room at 2 am and, slightly tired and emotional, hop a taxi to soi 4 where all the hotels are Ladyboyforums Friendly and a safe port in any storm.....

Later get sms to say :

"You leave me in shit, now I have no money...."

   


(Abbreviated version. Soon to appear in A Trip Report of Another Kind......or not)

[Naang Faa]

 Stop moaning, Germans pay a small fortune for that  
                                                                                         

 got this from an anon Thai number the other night..

 Half a llama
Twice the llama
not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck

???

[guydesavoy]

(Naang Faa @ Jul. 20 2009,01:21)

 Stop moaning, Germans pay a small fortune for that  
                                                                                         

 got this from an anon Thai number the other night..

Ich lieber dick ?  

The rest of your post is rather Pythonesque Suay   XXX

[fleeing]

(Naang Faa @ Jul. 19 2009,18:21)  Half a llama
Twice the llama
not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck

???

That's the next hit single from Lady Gaga  

[Snick]

Now I buy new telephone 1000 baht
because I give my phone for my mother birthday

Now I loso ladyboy

[sev7en]

Rick!!! What do think if u operlation my nose??

[rocky1]

Blonde Jan from soi 2 . about a year or so ago.
I remove shirt in loom and she says
"Rocky ..this time you have more kilo !" without even smiling. Yes i love you too darling.

[p4player]

Cheer up Rock, might be that she just wanted you to do Ice with her a few days and you could afford to skip a few meals.

[JaiDee]

(rocky1 @ Sep. 17 2009,03:08) Rocky ..this time you have more kilo !" without even smiling.

the thing that is cool about the Thai's is that they are not afraid to tell you the truth in these circumstances.... if you are fat or old, they will say so, something we would never say to someones face in the west. But it's cool because right afterwards they will also say "but that's OK, me like fat/old men'' [and of course that's all true!]

The good part is when you LOSE weight and go back after a 4 or 5 month absence.....whereas you heard how fat you were the last time, if you lose 10 or 15 KG's you will now hear unending compliments about your new body size from evey Thai you know.

[jimslim]

Ain't that the truth ,and the language barrier makes the conversation even funnier, one ladyboy once told me "you not have big stomach , not yet !"

Another was describing a friend of mine and I couldn't think who she was talking about - "you know him , have hair same buffalo pussy "

[p4player]

Who was she talking about?
Did you realise after that clue?

[jimslim]

Yep after I stopped laughing I caught on , but I can't say , my lips are