(bigmick22 @ Mar. 17 2009,02:11) what did you say back?
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Jenny, from Guess Bar, after seeing a pink highlighter on the night stand asks me, "Is that for your ass?"
It made wonder what all these girls stick up their asses."Bankin' off of the northeast wind
Salin' on a summer breeze
And skippin' over the ocean, like a stone."
-Harry Nilsson
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Ton-Cee- "Suay i fat now"
Suay- "no hon,i AM fat now"
Ton-Cee "you always fat Suay,now i fat too"
Nancy- "you steal my life,you steal my friends,you steal my face"
Bow- "I have super power,I can fuck 24 hour and not die"
Bow-"she my big sister"
German bloke- "She doesn't look much like you"
Bow-"No,she has European dad....and mum too"
Ton-Cee- "Muay make wind from ass,smell not welcome"
Marissa-"I make you i break you,you be white monkey swinging in Bangkok
tree if i not care your life!"
(Daybreak)
Ton-Cee"sun come now.it's tomorrow already,lets go to sleep na"
xForgot how this forum works
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(Boarhog @ Mar. 17 2009,02:02) What you want?
we asked were they cut? No answer..... do you still have cock or no? No answer....
finally...... ''what you want?"
Then BB, in perfect timing, says "The Truth"
Something you rarely find in the Land of LadyboysEven a broken clock is right twice a day.
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" i go with you"........said in a soft sexy thai accent kind of way.............yeh i know weve all heard it,but i think its the one saying that will stay in my mind till i die.............one of those you cant forget...............i go wit you....hansum manrobbo
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"The river can not run back."
(Meaning: Our previous relationship, can not be picked up again.)
Said by Coco, from Jenny Star Bar
(Her only known vice, is that she is a card player.
She never told me. And I never asked (her).
She did not smoke tobacco, until she travelled to Switzerland, for an 8 month tour of duty, in 2005 (?).
)"I don´t know what to do. Losing sleep. Kicked from a chatroom on a board about worshipping young transsexual prostitutes.
I´ve my fair share of disapointments and hardtimes in my life, but this....."
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OMG, I forgot about the "I Cum Tsunami" line
That was one fucked up night, I was at JSB,there was a girl who I was NOT going to take.
Then she said "I so horny, I go with you I cum Tsunami"
I could not resist a line like that.
We agreed on a price and started walking to my hotel
She instantly tried to up the price, and I said no
She then tried to have me buy her some shoes,
Then a Teddy Bear for her nephew,
Finally we get to the hotel, and she does everything to make sure it doesn't work
Finally I had to pin her down, but by now I don't give a shit and sent her home
On the way out she says, "when you come back from Bangkok, bring me some perfume, ok na ?""Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon
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Priceless!
Burt "Snick" Lancaster,
When you come back from Hawaii/Pearl Harbour,
then please bring me some perfume, na."I don´t know what to do. Losing sleep. Kicked from a chatroom on a board about worshipping young transsexual prostitutes.
I´ve my fair share of disapointments and hardtimes in my life, but this....."
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