Quotable "quotes!"

[pacman]

" And when she took off her dress, she was a boy "
---Pacman

...and this is the lovely Pookie about whom I was referring to. As pretty as a picture but give her a short back & sides haircut & she's all boy under that little red dress.

100% femboy, 100% sweetheart.

[Snick]

Snick: Let go see movie 'Milk'
LB: ok, what is it about ?
Snick: A man who sells radioactive milk to children who turn into monsters
Lb: great
.....
Lb: Snick, you big liar

[Ivor Biggun]

Overheard in the pool one day: " Hi nice to see you again. I miss you and think of you alla time. What your name again?"

6am one morning. Me: "where are you going?" She: "I go apot, my boyfriend come 7 ocok"  

[JaiDee]

has anyone added this one yet; "I Lie to you for what?"

first made famous in the current scene by Chompoo, and perfected by Lyla over the years

[Guest]

''your about an 2 inch to long for me'' ...can u think who might be,,, well ill tell you its about 75 percent of the girls i tapped in thailand... hell ive seen some thai slongs, guys im talking about, some of those dudes got 2 inch thrills, its no wonder. nang bah your probally one of them........why is it no matter what the forum, be it politics or ladyboys people always bicker with each other and cant remain impersonal and just stick to the topic, i think its becuase alot of people have grown up online so to speak and dont really have people skills that are normal and natural anymore, just my two cents for all the two inch thrills out there...wadee kop.

[jimslim]

(JaiDee @ Mar. 20 2009,00:41)  "I Lie to you for what?"

     

Heard that one a few times , a bit of a mantra that one .

Bending the rules a little , this quote comes from a good friend of mine who is neither a BM or a ladyboy but it is priceless .

Upon falling in love with a cute little Pattaya bar girl on his first trip to Thailand he came of with the great line -"She's not a real hooker Jim she's a cashier "

On his second trip - "She's not a real cashier Jim she's a hooker "

Oh lordy

[Naang Faa]

(z. castelvetro @ Mar. 19 2009,20:29) hell ive seen some thai slongs, guys im talking about, some of those dudes got 2 inch thrills, its no wonder. nang bah your probally one of them........

I wish
x

[rxpharm]

(z. castelvetro @ Mar. 19 2009,20:29) ...hell ive seen some thai slongs, guys im talking about, some of those dudes got 2 inch thrills, its no wonder. nang bah your probally one of them....

You have no idea just how brilliant that comment makes you look!

Back to the topic at hand:

postop lb from King's Corner: I tell my customers 100 USD short time because it sounds less than 4000 Baht (in the days of the good exchange rate). The Japanese pay every time!

[budhas]

this one from Naang Faa

a woman can fake an orgasm,but a ladyboy can fake a whole relationship"

was great

[Guest]

(rxpharm @ Mar. 20 2009,04:55)

(z. castelvetro @ Mar. 19 2009,20:29) ...hell ive seen some thai slongs, guys im talking about, some of those dudes got 2 inch thrills, its no wonder. nang bah your probally one of them....

You have no idea just how brilliant that comment makes you look!

Back to the topic at hand:

postop lb from King's Corner: I tell my customers 100 USD short time because it sounds less than 4000 Baht (in the days of the good exchange rate). The Japanese pay every time!

This post, and a friend told him Phuket smells? Not a very auspicious start castelvetro. Naang Faa is this some disgruntled guy you chased out of the chatroom?

Hey castelvtro- All those Thai cocks you have seen? Were they attached to men or lb?

Pacman thanks for putting a face (picture) to that classic quote.

[TTChang]

In Stringfellows last night ...   after some mutual fondling ...

LB: "Oooh, your friend strong TT.  You can take me upstairs now and fuck me like a dog?"

TT: "Your favourite way?"

LB: "I like, I like!"

Then followed a discussion between 3 LBs who overheard this  .... about their preferences.  I don't speak Thai, but I think 'Doggy' got the vote  

[kahuna]

SMS I received last evening....

"Today am very worried becavse am spill the wite pool then i mvst spemnd 1000 bath for pool."

[Tomcat]

know its not a quote but it sort if stuck in my mind ever since...
remember going into Obsessions three years ago and asking one of the Ladyboys if a certain BM had been in that night

She got a bit confused over whom i was refering to when all of a sudden she realised who it was...

" Oh him , him known as "The Big Butterfly " in the bar, he not come in "

[Guest]

Its a quote mate, and a good one at that. Tell us who she is reffering to would even make it that much better.

I'm sure the bm wouldn't mind, in fact should be proud of that earned title.

[Ivor Biggun]

True SMS tonite. "Hi, I miss you, tomorrow I go customer Kata"