Quotable "quotes!"

[TTChang]

I think I mentioned this one in a Trip report.
Vicky (Da) sometimes of EZY Bar, gazing lovingly into my eyes:  'You hansum man ..... before '  

[pacman]

(TTChang @ Mar. 17 2009,17:14) 'You hansum man ..... before '  

      With all our education, with our superior knowledge of English, could anyone put together 4 words that better sums up a harsh truth??

No malice, no irony, just the simple thoughts of one we think less able to communicate in English than we can. Oh, to be so concise...

[anthony70]

me- "you more pumpooie this year.?"
lb- "i know, i eat too mush".

[budhas]

Wow really much of this Words and quotes i heard from the most Lb in BKK and Patts. I think they go to a school
and learned this.

[JaiDee]

(budhas @ Mar. 17 2009,18:47) Wow really much of this Words and quotes i heard from the most Lb in BKK and Patts. I think they go to a school
and learned this.

yes, the school room is called 'each other'

they share all these words of wisdom as soon as the newbies come off the bus from the country so you will be hearing this nonsense for the next 10 or 15 years or however long you chase ladyboys......ladies also, they get tips from their friends and it goes on and on, etc....

Too bad they don't realize when they are talking to long-timers who visit Thailand and know all the scams....to us it's plain annoying, but to the rookies [or stupid veterans] it probably works one out of every 3 or 4 times so it makes sense for them to keep trying.


Remember, if you ever hear the word 'hospital' you are being lied to..... as in "sorry I can't come tonight, my friend she very sick in the hospital and I must go visit her na'' ...... translation; I found a guy who pays more than you do so I just broke our date.

[batman4ever]

recieved in a email when i told Oh about the PLAN for the next trip.....:

Oh: teerak nice to hear bout your pain in pattaya...

[batman4ever]

in EZY bar once...

iam a laydeee......but have big cock...

[budhas]

to JaiDee

this year in Januar was my first Trip. Everyone knows they did the most for money. But a little bit you hope
its not the only reason. And i am really not a dreamer But it is ! I learned this also. I have my LB as surprise birthday underwear shipped. She has properly thanked me and asked if I send you something more. Its ok, i know this. Enjoy my next trip and fly home.

[abba]

I have my LB as surprise birthday underwear shipped.

Clearly, the Lord works in mysterious ways.
 

[Socrates999]

@Budhas

This gets my "Best drunk-sounding post by a sober white man" award.  

[Naang Faa]

(dax spadackel @ Mar. 17 2009,00:36) ''oh your italian,, thats why you have small body n big dick'' ..........can u guess who........

Your Momma?
x

[abba]

La-la-la I'm not readin'.

Therefore, la-la-la I'm not comprehendin'.



La-la-la I'm not looking for trouble.

[marshal]

(Naang Faa @ Mar. 18 2009,05:03)

(dax spadackel @ Mar. 17 2009,00:36) ''oh your italian,, thats why you have small body n big dick'' ..........can u guess who........

        Your Momma?
                            x

Nice one Nang

[rxpharm]

On introduction to the mom:

You can marry my daughter for 5 million Baht.

Me: Is that all? I thought it was going to be 10 million.

Then we all had a laugh, as I knew her mom was told to say that to me as a set up.  

[donnnnnny]

ladyboy in JSB i go with you 2000 bt
me " fuck i can rent a motorbike for 24 hours  125 bt"
ladyboy JSB, "yeah but  cannot fuck motorbike"
me "wanna bet"
lol