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Over the years you pick up a few tricks here and there and we all know the obvious things to avoid and the most popular ones to look out for, but there are still a few that surprise even me and here's a couple of them.
I'll add more as they come to mind and please feel free to add some pearls of your own!
Next time you follow a ladyboy into the shower after she's cleaned herself up for you check your toothbrush! There's a pretty good chance it's been up her ass!
You don't think so? Well, someone told me he'd seen this happen to him last week and so I asked around... There was some giggling and uncomfortable shifting in the seats... (maybe a few bristles still up there, right!)
Well, it's actually a common "Fuck you!" trick that many LBs use to get their own back and have something to chuckle about over the card game as the sun comes up...
...so you may have a brighter smile where the sun don't shine the next time you short time that nice girl who told you she lubbed only you!
How about this...
Ever been with a girl (I mean a real girl) only to find out that she's on the rag? She's even shown you the blood to put you off exploring down there too thoroughly. Well it's probably a pre-op ladyboy with strawberry food colouring in her ass!
You may have fucked a ladyboy and not even known it! Looking back over the years I actually think this has happened to me a couple of times!
The Mouse showed me this trick as we were pushing a trolley past the cake mixes in Foodland a couple of weeks ago!
And finally this...
Ever paid a weeks bar fine up front to get a ladyboy out of the bar for a few days? I've done this dozens of times over the years thinking that the poor defenseless gal has to pay for each and every day that she's working the bar...
Well, that may be the case but I'll bet that it isn't always. In some bars the ladyboy just bungs the mamasan a thousand baht or two and she's back there working... or the little minx may not even be on the books to start with! She may be freelancing at the bar.
This happens a lot more often than you might realize and YOU are paying over the odds.
Now - I know that some of these things have happened to me but I tend to take it as part of the cost of having my fun, but it's still good to know these little tricks, right fellas...
...especially if you wake up in the middle of the night stinking of booze and want to give your teeth a quick brush!
But if that happens to you - have a really loud brush and give her a big old French kiss when you slide back into bed with her!
Anyone got a few lesser know tips and tricks that could keep us out of trouble.. or the hospital?
I'll add more as they come to mind and please feel free to add some pearls of your own!
Next time you follow a ladyboy into the shower after she's cleaned herself up for you check your toothbrush! There's a pretty good chance it's been up her ass!
You don't think so? Well, someone told me he'd seen this happen to him last week and so I asked around... There was some giggling and uncomfortable shifting in the seats... (maybe a few bristles still up there, right!)
Well, it's actually a common "Fuck you!" trick that many LBs use to get their own back and have something to chuckle about over the card game as the sun comes up...
...so you may have a brighter smile where the sun don't shine the next time you short time that nice girl who told you she lubbed only you!
How about this...
Ever been with a girl (I mean a real girl) only to find out that she's on the rag? She's even shown you the blood to put you off exploring down there too thoroughly. Well it's probably a pre-op ladyboy with strawberry food colouring in her ass!
You may have fucked a ladyboy and not even known it! Looking back over the years I actually think this has happened to me a couple of times!
The Mouse showed me this trick as we were pushing a trolley past the cake mixes in Foodland a couple of weeks ago!
And finally this...
Ever paid a weeks bar fine up front to get a ladyboy out of the bar for a few days? I've done this dozens of times over the years thinking that the poor defenseless gal has to pay for each and every day that she's working the bar...
Well, that may be the case but I'll bet that it isn't always. In some bars the ladyboy just bungs the mamasan a thousand baht or two and she's back there working... or the little minx may not even be on the books to start with! She may be freelancing at the bar.
This happens a lot more often than you might realize and YOU are paying over the odds.
Now - I know that some of these things have happened to me but I tend to take it as part of the cost of having my fun, but it's still good to know these little tricks, right fellas...
...especially if you wake up in the middle of the night stinking of booze and want to give your teeth a quick brush!
But if that happens to you - have a really loud brush and give her a big old French kiss when you slide back into bed with her!
Anyone got a few lesser know tips and tricks that could keep us out of trouble.. or the hospital?
I dont know if this is a Global, British or Northern England saying but Ive heard it a lot and have used it myself on numerous occasions when a "Stunningly Beautiful" Girl has entered my Bar
Disturbing thread indeed.
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