Some people have money to burn...

[Guest]

On my next trip to LOS I am going to kidnap Billy and Ozzie and lock them in a fucking room at the Jasmine Hotel and pipe in closed circuit TV to EZBar and then we can all see some fireworks while we are drinking, smoking, and fucking LB's.

[BAM]

(aperry @ Jan. 02 2009,07:25) On my next trip to LOS I am going to kidnap Billy and Ozzie and lock them in a fucking room at the Jasmine Hotel and pipe in closed circuit TV to EZBar and then we can all see some fireworks while we are drinking, smoking, and fucking LB's.

Billy as the Red shirt and Ozzie as the Yellow shirt.  

[Tomcat]

(paultain @ Jan. 02 2009,01:18) when you read things like "She asked me for 6000 for ST, but I got her down to 4000".

If you actually read that here then im sure it must have been a one off ... the currency of your argument is now zero. Padding out a proposition with stuff like this is beyond belief

I would say that 98 per cent of the guys that read here do know that a short time is between 500 and 2000 and do not need re educating on how it works. 2 per cent may well be complete braindead idiots but thats being realistic...

[Tomcat]

(paultain @ Jan. 02 2009,02:24) Clearly, you have wrong concept on what a 2.5 €“ 3 star hotel is.

And clearly you are wrong. I have stayed in the worst and the best and all in between....my Hotel is around 2K to 6K spread ( last year rates)

It is not just a room you pay for but the ambience of a high grade Hotel and the lack of Eurodrunks and other un desirables crashing through the corridors at 5am.. . You get what you pay for and the experience is not the same for me anyway.

Whether its worth it is subjective and thats that...

[BAM]

(Tomcat @ Jan. 02 2009,09:43) It is not just a room you pay for but the ambience of a high grade Hotel and the lack of Eurodrunks and other un desirables crashing through the corridors at 5am..   . You get what you pay for and the experience is not the same for me anyway.

I look at things on a world scale... a 5 star luxury hotel like the Marriott private Terrace Suite with Club Lounge Executive access, 1 Bedroom Suite costs 8850.00 baht per night... that works out to about 170 Euro...

In Paris, France 170 Euro will get you a shitty little basic room that's 10 by 10 feet in a 3 star hotel with a broken TV. What I'm getting in Thailand for the same money is a great value... and just like what Tomcat says it's about the 'ambience' of a high grade hotel too.

Your Resort: Pattaya Marriott Resort & Spa
Room type: Terrace Suite, Club lounge access, 1 Bedroom Suite
Guarantee method: Credit card guarantee, American Express
Special request(s):
1 King Bed, Guaranteed
Non-Smoking Room, Guaranteed
Extra Feather Pillows, Request Noted
Concierge Lvl-Inq At Ck-In, Request Noted


Cost per night per room (THB) 8850.00

[Guest]

Jasmine Hotel: Guaranteed: Room with no windows: One bed queensize, two pillows, leaky shower, a/c, LB Hookers knocking on your door all night as they get tired of walking on Walking Street....cost 450Baht.......includes a real cheap shag with a tired out LB hooker!! Some like it sleazy!!

[peterpan]

(aperry @ Jan. 02 2009,12:55) Jasmine Hotel:     Guaranteed: Room with no windows:   One bed queensize, two pillows, leaky shower, a/c, LB Hookers knocking on your door all night as they get tired of walking on Walking Street....cost 450Baht.......includes a real cheap shag with a tired out LB hooker!!       Some like it sleazy!!

     

Great sense of humour there AP....

Reminds me of a hotel in Malaysia where I stayed, though Jasmine hotel was better..... go figure.....  

PP

[paultain]

The Pook Swanhouse 2008


Just to move on a bit, 2008 sitting at Pook Swanhouse, early evening, on my own, and for the first time. A guy sat down at the end of the bar with a mug of tea in his hand, so I said, "All right mate?".... "Aye, and yourself?".... "Not too bad, I just arrived an hour ago". So he slithered across, and parked himself down on the stool next to me. He introduced himself as Martin, and said he was the manager of the bar. As you all know the bar was packed with LB's, with a few old dragon GG's for serving the beer. Less than a minute I asked him "Fancy a beer", and it was like I just got half way through the sentence, he was waving his finger at the GG's, "Beer for me, his bill, his bill, no no his bill". Sometime I like to play the naïve first timer, so I let him think that, then I could weigh him up better.

He was telling me all about himself, how he had a bar down the street, then managed a bar associated with Pook in the LK plaza, and finally here. I think he mentioned being there 6 years, and was full of advice for this newbie sitting with him. The old beer was nice and cold and was going down a treat, so I got another round in.

"No, no, his bill, his bill", and as I was playing the naïve newbie, he must of thought I didn't know the score about the LB's and the bar. Because he said, "You know Paul, these are all LB's," figuring I was a GG only man, and to stupid to tell the difference. So I said, "Wow! No shit?"....."Yep! But I'm going to get rid of half of them, and replace them with GG's, eventually having an all GG bar." I got the feeling he was quite anti LB, and because of this I started to take a dislike to him, and I remember thinking €˜You got it the wrong way around mate' but anyway I got another round in.

"No, no, his bill, his bill", and as he wasn't keeping up he started to store his beer behind the bar. I kinda used his conversation to glanced around and weigh up the talent, without getting hassled. But just then a very passable cute little thing got off the pole, came up behind me, and proceeded to give my shoulders a massage, without speaking a word, wile I listened to this guy. I could sense he was getting annoyed with this, and went to push her away saying, "No, no......" And before he could finish his sentence, I quickly got another round in but this time I included her, and I actually didn't turn around to see what she looked like. "No, no, his bill, his bill", as he stored his beer behind the bar.

I remember thinking at this point, €˜when the fuck is this guy going to get his hand in his pocket'. But as I stopped him in his tracks, he pulled me "That's a LB you know". I just replied, "Listen mate, I will fuck anything that looks that good." And his jaw dropped.

To be continued......

[paultain]

The Pook Swanhouse 2008 part two



She had a couple of sips of her drink, then got up and did a bit of pole dancing. I guess she did that, so I could get a better look at her, as she was behind me all the time. Very tasty indeed I thought, so I waited until Martin went for a piss, I called her down and parked her on his stool, and got the girl behind the bar to move his drink away back to the end of the bar, where he originally sat. When he returned, I guess he got the hint.

This little cutie and I had the usual introductory chit-chat, and I got another round in, but of course leaving Martin out. I explained to her I was going walk-about, Stringfellows, La Bamba, then Ezy. "I go with you?"......Mmmm, I thought why not, walking into these joints with my own carry-out, I would get less hassle, and would be more relaxed to weigh-up the talent. So I asked her how much, "Up to you"..... 1000 LT?.... "Yes, no problem". I ordered another round, but she turned it down, "No, no I have enough", and I remember insisting as she gets the percentage on her drink, but she wouldn't have non of it, besides that she didn't drink alcohol at all.

Just then a nice old guy sat down on my other side, and was getting playfully hassled from another LB. "I go with you ST 2000 baht"... He politely said, "Sorry honey, I can not pay too much, I am a poor man", and looked away. Then she said, "Oh, come on, farang not poor man, farang have big job, big money naa" ... "No honey, I poor man but I buy you one drink, because you nice lady". "Ok, thank you". Then she paused for a minute and asked, "Ok, if you poor man what you work?" And I was bursting with laughter inside, when he pointed to the nearest construction site.... "I work same same here".

She pondered over the answer a little and then said, "Ohhhh, I see..... So how much you can pay?" He said, "1000 LT". Another pause and then, "Ok, I go with you..... I like poor man also", laughing her head off. And this was only 7.30 in the evening.

We both introduced ourselves, and I asked him what did he do, carpenter, electrician, crane driver or what. He kind of whispered to me, "None of them, actually I own a few companies back in Britain, and have a few million under my belt, but nobody needs to know that here". I asked him, "So what's she gonna say when you bring her back to your fancy hotel?" ..... "I am staying here Paul" and points to the same 3 star hotel I was staying in. He lectured me how he had it rough growing up, with €˜going to school with no shoes on his feet, etc. etc'. Bit like the Monty Python sketch, €˜24 of us living in a shoe box in the middle of the road.' But in general we had a good laugh.

To be continued......

[doug]

What I said on the other thread stands true in this one as well:

Guys who haggle the price are missing the whole point.

You pay what you can afford, you pay what you WANT to pay, but who gives a fuck what the punter on the stool next to you is paying!?! This isn't Big C, you know! These girls don't come with UPC barcodes tattooed on their asses!

If he's paying less than you, that just means you're uglier than he is! Deal with it!

If you're completely focused on the "PAY" in P4P, you're going to miss out on the "PLAY" aspect of it. And if you can't afford the "P" in "P4P", stay home and save your pennies until you can!

If you want to bargain-hunt, go to Chatuchak Market and haggle over knick-knacks you tosser!

Damn, back in the States, girls will charge $200 for handjobs and get it! But here, we've got guys trying to haggle a girl for a $10 discount off her normal $30 fee.

If you can't afford to "overpay" for sex by $10, Stay home!!

Twelve pages of quibbling over who's "overpaying", who's "enjoying himself more for less", and who's got the "best tricks for driving the hardest bargain".

Seriously?

I thought I was coming to the ladyboy forum today. I didn't realize it was LADIES NIGHT at the BINGO HALL.

You guys sound like a bunch of coupon-cutting blue hairs. Stop menopausing already and post some PORN for crying out loud! What the heck's wrong with you ladies? Did you leave your balls in your purses today?



You guys want a simple "trick" to avoid overpaying? Fine, here you go:

Stop being a dick.

And by that, I mean, stop trying to be nice in order to get a discount. Stop trying to haggle to get a discount. Stop trying to flirt/lie/mislead to get a discount.

Stop focusing on the TRANSACTION, and start focusing on the FUN and the SEX.

If you enjoyed yourself and had a great time then you paid exactly the right price for her services.

Don't research how much she's charging some other guy because that's none of your damn business and it's also a sure-fire BUZZ-KILL.

[sev7en]

That´s a great pic!

[burnt_out]

(BAM @ Jan. 01 2009,04:02) I really think Billy could do very well running his own Sex Tours of Thailand business... just check out this video of the Man Tour here they take a group of 'laid-off' GM Auto line workers on their first trip to Thailand to get 'laid' in a better way. It always struck me as funny that guys would pay for such a tour package but there are lots of guys out there with no idea on how things work and a guy like Billy could make a killing showing groups of guys like this around town.

this movie is one of the funniest things I've seen, what a lot of sh*t!!!
the commentary is a joke, "thai women are accustom to marrying older guys" or whatever.
"they will touch you because you're american" more like because you are a guy, you're alive and have money(perhaps) not necessarily in that order.... Classic I gotta look for the other ones.
later

[burnt_out]

Quoting all the arguing on here: my 2 cents...

no disrespect to any of you but it was getting a little tired scrolling through flame after flame...

Keep posting T.R.'s and let the action do the talking, who cares who pays what for what, there's enough crap going on everywhere without having it here.

Peace out

PS I like your story Paultain, when is part 3 coming?

[daveduke007]

(paultain @ Jan. 02 2009,13:04) I got the feeling he was quite anti LB, and because of this I started to take a dislike to him

Like it paultain

[Stogie]

If he's paying less than you, that just means you're uglier than he is! Deal with it!

The truth? The truth? I can't handle the truth!

Great stuff...